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Made in gb
Flashy Flashgitz






london

during one of my first games I was playing sobs
and a squad of sisters got assaulted by space wolf blood claws and didn't take a single wound!

Cheese Elemental-Love does not bloom in 40k. Love burns. It gets turned inside out, set on fire, raped, shot with bolters, and beaten with a crowbar.
Fafnir wrote:You don't really tend to notice blanks. If you're in a crowded room with one, you'll never notice him.
People tend to notice Pariahs. If you're in a crowded room with one, everyone's killing themselves.

Armies:
40K: 500+ pts,
1000+pts, 1000+ pts
Fantasy: Lizardmen (Wip)
Planned: Deamons, Easterlings 
   
Made in us
Huge Bone Giant





Oakland, CA -- U.S.A.

I had a squad of 8 spinegaunts (w/o# but otherwise no upgrades) tie up a SW venerable Dread (HQ) in assault.
For three turns. Game turns.

Then my Hive Tyrant came around, and those gaunts lived to walked onto an (unclaimed and now uncontested) objective.


Spelling, oh yeah.

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"It is not the bullet with your name on it that should worry you, it's the one labeled "To whom it may concern. . ."

DQ:70S++G+++MB+I+Pwhfb06+D++A+++/aWD-R++++T(D)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Flashy Flashgitz






london

lol

Cheese Elemental-Love does not bloom in 40k. Love burns. It gets turned inside out, set on fire, raped, shot with bolters, and beaten with a crowbar.
Fafnir wrote:You don't really tend to notice blanks. If you're in a crowded room with one, you'll never notice him.
People tend to notice Pariahs. If you're in a crowded room with one, everyone's killing themselves.

Armies:
40K: 500+ pts,
1000+pts, 1000+ pts
Fantasy: Lizardmen (Wip)
Planned: Deamons, Easterlings 
   
Made in us
Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot





Annapolis, MD, USA

Firing my LRBT at a regular squad of SM since I couldn't see his command squad, and it scattering right onto the Command Squad killing most of them. Then the squad being finished off by a HW squad of lascannons.

My Blog http://ghostsworkfromthedarkness.blogspot.com/

Ozymandias wrote:
Pro-painted is the ebay modeling equivalent of "curvy" in the personal ads...
H.B.M.C. wrote:
Taco Bell is like carefully distilled Warseer - you get what you need with none of the usual crap. And, best of all, it's like being a tourist who only looks at the brochure - you don't even have to go, let alone stay.

DR:90S+GMB+I+Pw40k01-D++A++/areWD 250R+T(M)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Yellin' Yoof




OKC

Ages ago, before I left the game for the first time, I was playing 'nids. I was fighting against a CSM army. It was 5th turn I think, maybe 6th. Near the end, you know? Anyhow, my Close-combat fex charges out of cover and into his Land Raider carrying terms and a lord that was heading towards my warriors. The raider blew up, took my already wounded 'fex down, he managed to fail every save inside, and so everybody died.

Of course, this left me with a group of three warriors on one side of the board hiding out of sight of his last five or six sound marines, and a few good hormagaunts. We called it at a draw.

How do I roll?



Check out my blog!

http://allpurposenerds.blogspot.com/ 
   
Made in au
Mindless Spore Mine





I was watching my friends play once. Eldar vs Tau. It had come to a tense moment when there was a face off [ranged] with 1 gun drone against an Avatar.

The drone won

shot down the avatar, my tau playing friend could not believe it, me and him laughed so hard we almost fell to the ground while my other friend almost burst into tears, but then he laughed after a while.

Also Tau did win the match incase your wondering.


BugsFromHell


92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your sig.
This music is: The big 4 of thrash [Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth and Anthrax], AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Rage Against the Machine, Pantera, Led Zepplin, Guns n Roses, and so on with most rock and metal.

95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!



 
   
Made in gb
Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime







Wow, that drone was awesome.

If it had been in CC it would have been awesome/impossible.

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