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2011/04/14 22:58:46
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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If it isn't nailed down, orks are certain to nick it. Even nailing it down isn't a sure defence; orks might pry it loose.
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2011/04/15 02:12:48
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Hellacious Havoc
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I want to see orks loot the sun
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 "Some may say that you have no right to kill billions, then again, you have no right to let them live" - Warmaster Horus
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 Custom Space Marines 2000
Tyranids 3000
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2011/04/15 02:13:33
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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If panzy spike-eldarz can, we ladz can too!
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts 
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/04/15 10:55:39
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Hollerin' Herda with Squighound Pack
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orks can loot anything. and i mean ANYTHING! as shown by pictures posted already. thats why i love orks so much.
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Why walk when you can WAAAAAGH!!!!! 
Starting my Ork army over
GENERATION 9: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment. |
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2011/04/15 11:55:37
Subject: Re:Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kei_Orihara
Easy, just get a big Mek to put some metal in his brain and hardwire his camera (which has been turned into a big shoota) into his arm and call it a day. Oh and paint him red so his takes his pics fasta.
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2011/04/15 12:46:27
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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ghargatuloth wrote:It will happen though. I can seez it nowz.
I want to see an Ork Looted USS Enterprise. 
Ork looted Phantom Titan
Ork looted Bloodthirster
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/04/15 13:12:32
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Charging Dragon Prince
Chicago, IL, U.S.A.
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Looted Kroot. Feed them enough squigs and they become relatives. Plus "Looted Kroot" rolls nicely off the tongue.
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Retroactively applied infallability is its own reward. I wish I knew this years ago. 
I am Red/White
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. |
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2011/04/15 13:57:48
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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From some of the fluff ive seen, the Kroot already ARE relatives of the orks. (Xenobiology, the Caladus assassin's report)
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against:  2  2 1 1 1  2  3  1  2
Died havin fun wid: 3  2 1  4 2 2 2  5 1
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2011/04/15 14:03:20
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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Frazzled wrote:ghargatuloth wrote:It will happen though. I can seez it nowz.
I want to see an Ork Looted USS Enterprise.
Ork looted Phantom Titan
Ork looted Bloodthirster
I actually have a model of the Enterprise D that I never put together. It is not in scale, but it would make a nice trukk.
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2011/04/15 14:03:39
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letov_Š-33
It's a sign! *starts building a fighta bomma*
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
Orks do not have the power of believe. |
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2011/04/16 12:30:56
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Hellacious Havoc
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Air, they have to loot air.
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"Some may say that you have no right to kill billions, then again, you have no right to let them live" - Warmaster Horus
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Custom Space Marines 2000
Tyranids 3000
CRYX 50 |
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2011/04/16 13:31:37
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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ghargatuloth wrote:I want to see orks loot the sun
Give me a shovel big enough and I shall loot the sun.
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2011/04/17 06:42:53
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Hellacious Havoc
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I will start looking for one right away.
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"Some may say that you have no right to kill billions, then again, you have no right to let them live" - Warmaster Horus
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Tyranids 3000
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2011/04/17 12:31:38
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
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Loot the sun? not so hard, just have to have ALOT of resources. build a structure around it, that will convert it into a mobile gun of incredible power. it would be the definition of "ALMOST ENUFF DAKKA" for centuries!
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"Friglatt Tinks e's da 'unce and futor git, but i knows better. i put dat part in when i fixed im up after dat first scrap wid does scrawn pointy ears and does pinkies." Dok chopanblok to Big Mek Dattrukk.
Victories against: 2 2 1 11 2 3 1 2
Died havin fun wid: 3 2 1 4 2 2 2 5 1
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2011/04/17 15:03:56
Subject: Re:Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/04/17 15:04:42
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/04/18 00:00:06
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Hellacious Havoc
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Can an Ork loot an Ork???
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"Some may say that you have no right to kill billions, then again, you have no right to let them live" - Warmaster Horus
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Tyranids 3000
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2011/04/18 00:13:24
Subject: Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Dakka Veteran
Eye of Terra.
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purplefood wrote:The short answer is no...
The long answer has lots and lots of beautiful pictures.
Ha! Exactly. Automatically Appended Next Post: The orks can't loot a Necron World Engine!!!
*waits for pictures*
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2011/04/18 00:48:59
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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ghargatuloth wrote:Can an Ork loot an Ork???
Cyborks.
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2011/04/18 08:57:56
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Powerful Irongut
On a sombreo, wearing a deckchair.
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I completely agree with this thread. Now i want to see a looted white house.
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This message was edited -5416 times. Last update was at 18/11/46BC 14:51:61
Lorna wrote:1st Rule of Cooking: If it can be wrapped in Bacon, it should be.
2nd Rule of Cooking: EVERTHING, can be wrapped in Bacon.
Regnak wrote:interesting stuff although I'm disappointed that Squats failed to make the 6th Ed box  
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2011/04/18 18:40:11
Subject: Re:Is there anything Orks CANT loot?
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
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Dr_Wasabi wrote:Orks have looted everything. Now they have to start over and loot looted things now. Prepare for utter insanity.
Hehehe that made my day. How's about a looted squiggoth that's looting a Manta?
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2011/04/18 18:56:25
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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As long as they're both painted blue i'm cool with it 
Looted Manta- When too much money meets ork army...
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2011/04/18 19:09:10
Subject: Re:Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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but the Heavy Railguns would be replaced with Supa Gatlas....
waaait a second 
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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2011/04/20 03:38:52
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Hellacious Havoc
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I would think they would have Supa Heavy Gatlin Railguns, no?
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"Some may say that you have no right to kill billions, then again, you have no right to let them live" - Warmaster Horus
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Custom Space Marines 2000
Tyranids 3000
CRYX 50 |
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2011/04/20 08:13:32
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Screaming Shining Spear
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I'd like to see a Looted Galaxy.
Or...
Looted Universe.
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2011/04/20 08:51:12
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Aurora, CO.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bekando
They kill the inhabitants, put up some WAAAAGH!! banners, and use it as a base. Easy.
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10'000 years ago, Terra was under siege. The Sons of Rogal Dorn stood firm at the gate, never letting an inch slip away so long as we drew breath. We were killed in droves defending the Emperor and his Imperium, and we killed many in turn. We defended the Emperor and his Imperium, and this is what it means to be a Fist 
2500 worth - W114/D28/L70
 The Baleful Soul - 2000 worth -W21/D5/L4
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2011/04/20 10:48:07
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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ghargatuloth wrote:I would think they would have Supa Heavy Gatlin Railguns, no?
Why? Doesn't make enuff noise.
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks actually do not think that purple makes them harder to see. The joke was made canon by Alex Stewart's Caphias Cain books.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
Orks do not have the power of believe. |
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2011/04/20 20:08:43
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Ye Olde North State
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Jidmah wrote:ghargatuloth wrote:I would think they would have Supa Heavy Gatlin Railguns, no?
Why? Doesn't make enuff noise.
Simple fix. Amplify it and attach a paper shredder to it, and throw handfuls of gravel into the shredder.
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grendel083 wrote:"Dis is Oddboy to BigBird, come in over."
"BigBird 'ere, go ahead, over."
"WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! over"
"Copy 'dat, WAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!! DAKKADAKKA!!... over"
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2011/04/22 21:58:11
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Hellacious Havoc
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I take it you have thrown gravel into a paper shredder before?
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"Some may say that you have no right to kill billions, then again, you have no right to let them live" - Warmaster Horus
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Tyranids 3000
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2011/04/23 19:02:03
Subject: Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Ye Olde North State
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ghargatuloth wrote:I take it you have thrown gravel into a paper shredder before?
Don't judge me too harshly, friend. It was quite by accident.
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grendel083 wrote:"Dis is Oddboy to BigBird, come in over."
"BigBird 'ere, go ahead, over."
"WAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! over"
"Copy 'dat, WAAAAAAAGGGHHH!!! DAKKADAKKA!!... over"
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2011/04/23 20:05:26
Subject: Re:Is there anything Orks CAN'T loot?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
West Midlands (UK)
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Orks can loot anything.. except that which is beneath their pride and dignity; e.g. Gretchin-Tech.
No looted Gobbos.. impossible. Does not exist. Never. Ever. Would spell the end of time and the universe.
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Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Bonespitta's Badmoons 1441 pts. 