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2014/01/09 16:18:59
Subject: Which race can achieve air supremacy most easily?
Yes, the Eldar win a lot of battles. It's their precious Avatar which never wins. That fluffy laughingstock is GW's punching bag, used to prove the enemy is badass. Just off the top of my head:
1) Marneus Calgar sucker-punches it.
2) Lorgar 'mercy-kills' it during the Horus Heresy.
3) Fulgrim strangles it during the Horus Heresy.
4) ROFL stomped by Carnifexes at Iyanden.
5) A Blood Raven Librarian pawns it on Kronus, and just to rub salt into the wound, has its remains taken away for study.
6) It gets pawned at least twice by Blood Ravens Commander 'Hair Gel' during the Aurelian Crusades.
7) It gets possessed by a Keeper of Secrets (oh the irony) and used to complete the destruction of Craftworld Kher-Ys.
Did I miss anything?
Yeah.DOW 1 first encounter with the avatar."Oh god its a flaming fire demo- oh wait dreadnought got it.Well lets go and kick some pansy butt!"
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Kandosii sa ka'rte, vode an.
Coruscanta a'den mhi, vode an.
Bal kote,Darasuum kote,
Jorso'ran kando a tome.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad vode an.
Bal...
Motir ca'tra nau tracinya.
Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a.
Aruetyc talyc runi'la trattok'a.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, vode an!
2014/01/09 16:23:52
Subject: Which race can achieve air supremacy most easily?
Yes, the Eldar win a lot of battles. It's their precious Avatar which never wins. That fluffy laughingstock is GW's punching bag, used to prove the enemy is badass. Just off the top of my head:
1) Marneus Calgar sucker-punches it.
2) Lorgar 'mercy-kills' it during the Horus Heresy.
3) Fulgrim strangles it during the Horus Heresy.
4) ROFL stomped by Carnifexes at Iyanden.
5) A Blood Raven Librarian pawns it on Kronus, and just to rub salt into the wound, has its remains taken away for study.
6) It gets pawned at least twice by Blood Ravens Commander 'Hair Gel' during the Aurelian Crusades.
7) It gets possessed by a Keeper of Secrets (oh the irony) and used to complete the destruction of Craftworld Kher-Ys.
Did I miss anything?
Yeah.DOW 1 first encounter with the avatar."Oh god its a flaming fire demo- oh wait dreadnought got it.Well lets go and kick some pansy butt!"
Well to be fair, DOW massacred the fluff.
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