It's terrible, but the black/pure Sororitas comment just made me think...

I did it! I passed the physical aptitude tests! I'm gonna be a Sororitas!

But... Lou, you can't be a Sororitas...

What? Why not?! I'm good enough!

Yes, but... you're clearly half asian.

So?! Tsuki got chosen by the Famulous last year!

Tsuki was pure asian. The Sororitas have to be genetically pure. I'm sorry, but you're just too half-caste.

That's a load of Grox-droppings!

Yep. Also, I am your
fa-

Give me that.