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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/22 12:19:50
Subject: Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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Repentia Mistress
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A Guardsman. With my spheres of steel and trusty flashlight.
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DS:70+S+G+M-B--IPw40k94-D+++A++/wWD380R+T(D)DM+
Avatar scene by artist Nicholas Kay. Give credit where it's due! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/22 12:25:58
Subject: Re:Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Slaaneshi Daemon Prince, of course. Or an Ordo Malleus Inquisitor to be more sensible.
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Veteran Sergeant wrote:If 40K has Future Rifles, and Future Tanks, and Future Artillery, and Future Airplanes and Future Grenades and Future Bombs, then contextually Future Swords seem somewhat questionable to use, since it means crossing Future Open Space to get Future Shot At.
Polonius wrote:I categorically reject any statement that there is such a thing as too much boob.
Coolyo294 wrote:Short answer: No.
Long answer: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/22 20:11:42
Subject: Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Because it needs mentioning again:
Selym wrote: liquidjoshi wrote:
Failing that, add another Daemon Prince to the tally.Eternal life? Psychic powers? Woop woop.
"Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
Turns out a significant majority of the human race would go 'Neshi Daemon Prince. Who knew?
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Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/22 23:54:18
Subject: Re:Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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World-Weary Pathfinder
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Well thinking about the question makes me think of it in some other ways. I mean one can ask your question and simply say well I like this and this fits me best in all of its Disney glory. But the reality of life is a gray. So thinking of it in that terms my gray choice would be Vindicare Assassin. I would be bitter, aloft and unhappy with the imperium of man. Secretively fancying the eldar ways, longing for them even.
I would be diligent to my work, just to keep my mind off the afflictions and disdain that float around me(Servo-skull) that is the imperium. After many missions and keeping my eye on people threw my scope I would start to delude myself from the realities of 40k life into some kind of escapism fantasy. I would say this would come in the form of one of my targets being an eldar women, and reading the data slate over the things she likes, involved in all this. Find some attraction in all that and end up in the position of shooting her. With the idea of my fantasy vs reality clouding my judgment more then likely logic and discipline will win. I would kill her then, while regretting that moment for the rest of my life. Then wanting to go back to that moment with other wild ideas of going rogue.
In my torment I'll realize I let life get away from me, my chance came and gone due to the skull on my shoulder and the bitter pessimism that blighted my senses. I would dwindle into some activity of guilt to sooth the fantasy I shot. I would dislike the world for what it is then, admire men greater then myself that are akin to my situation such as Corvus Corax or Konrad Curze. I would most likely die on some mission of course, or let the world eat away at me before pulling my Exitus Pistol on myself.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/23 00:11:20
Subject: Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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Imperial Agent Provocateur
Coming Soon - to a Coven near you
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Imperial governors?
Nobles on a luxery world?
Carnifex that lives for a week max?.
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Ppl didn't think too much before posting did they...
Just one junior inquisitor could change the lives and fates of each Imperial citizen ON A WHIM!
Goodbye cushy life
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"So.. If she weighs as much as a duck..." Inquisitor Monty |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/23 00:57:40
Subject: Re:Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Rouge Trader. It's about as free as you can get, and you are allowed to not kill everything on sight.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/23 20:27:06
Subject: Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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What do I want to be in the 40K universe?
Left alone.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/26 13:07:31
Subject: Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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Stalwart Tribune
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Ahriman would be my choice.
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If you wish to grow wise, learn why brothers betray brothers. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/26 13:14:13
Subject: Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
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Space Marine captain or Adeptus Mechanicus tech magos.
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Space Marines, Orks, Imperial Guard, Chaos, Tau, Necrons, Germans (LW), Protectorate of Menoth
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/26 14:31:02
Subject: Re:Who you want to be in the 40k universe
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Fighter Pilot
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most likely living in the 40k universe will lead to death.
so I will go down in a ball of glory, I'd wish to be an Alpha+ level Psyker
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"Lets get Dangerous."
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