Posted By insaniak on 05/10/2006 7:45
PMA good multitaksing pirate can just say Arrrrgh! while flinging the poo.
Silly idea... then your mouth's open to potential splashback.
What kind of poo are you throwing that generates splashback? There should only be one solid hit, followed by deformation of the poo to enter all openings in the clothes and face. It shouldn't seperate, though; you need to eat more cheese.