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Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

her
   
Made in us
Satyxis Raider




In your head, screwing with your thoughts...

toast.

   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

Damn
   
Made in us
Satyxis Raider




In your head, screwing with your thoughts...

awnings

   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

are
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

incredibly

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

annoying
   
Made in us
Boosting Black Templar Biker





Jacksonville, NC

HOW

Humans were put on this earth to fart around, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

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Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

they
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

kitefluttered

   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

when
   
Made in us
Satyxis Raider




In your head, screwing with your thoughts...

Weegee

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Made in au
Scuttling Genestealer



Australia

had

Attempts by Company Commanders to call down close-ranged artillery fire can result in disastrous casualties amongst the Imperial Guard. Whilst the loss of life is regrettable, the waste of ammunition is INTOLERABLE!  
   
Made in us
Satyxis Raider




In your head, screwing with your thoughts...

spaghetti!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

maulhammered

   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

dinner
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

recipe.

   
Made in us
Satyxis Raider




In your head, screwing with your thoughts...

proliferating

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

butterslappers

   
Made in gb
Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





pelvic thrusting in awkward moments

antidisestablishmentarianists

Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.

"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

for
   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

the

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

church
   
Made in au
Scuttling Genestealer



Australia

that

Attempts by Company Commanders to call down close-ranged artillery fire can result in disastrous casualties amongst the Imperial Guard. Whilst the loss of life is regrettable, the waste of ammunition is INTOLERABLE!  
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

sells
   
Made in au
Scuttling Genestealer



Australia

Obscenely

Attempts by Company Commanders to call down close-ranged artillery fire can result in disastrous casualties amongst the Imperial Guard. Whilst the loss of life is regrettable, the waste of ammunition is INTOLERABLE!  
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

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Longtime Dakkanaut






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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Eternal Plague

rofflecoptors

   
Made in us
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot




Nucia

but

So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.

SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! 
   
 
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