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FITZZ wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

FITZZ wrote: OOC: Cook out is the term I use to describe the military bombing the city.

Here in the American South,we call the outdoor cooking of large amounts of meat a cook out/BarBQ.

We have BBQ/BarBQs as well! How primitive do you think us brits are? You say we dumb den I you hit stick.

No need for stick hitting...I'm sure you Brits make fine BBQ,it's just sort of a "tradition" here in Dixie.

Now...I must attempt to figure out a way to get poor Shadow out of the predicament he's in.

I know! Bomb the city and the zombies die! Oh wait.

Nah, I'll just drive outta there.. but I may have to leave Halon and co. Want anything from tesco while I'm here?

Oh crap. That's right, Silver's away.

Tombstone thought quickly,he spoke into the mic " Shadow,Bro...is the battle bus immobilized completely??"

Shadows voice came back over the radio " I'm not sure man,those fethers are everywhere...gak."

The biker felt a surge of anger at being unable to help his friend, " Bro...go topside if you can't get the bus moving...go through the top hatch..I know you have alot of fire power...pick them ugly fethers off from up there...clear a path...get to another vehicle if you can."

" Vikky's out cold in the back" Shadow said.

" Feth me " Tombstone said..." There's no way you can carry her through all that gak...if you have to...leave her...bolt up..she'll be safe inside...get to Halon and the others...you can come back for her then...but bro..you guys have to get the feth out of the city.."..

Shadow replied " Hang tight bro...I'm going to try something"....

Accursed LAGG!!!!!

OOC: I'm not sure what Tescos is...but if they sell beer I'd love some,some cigarettes as well please.

gak. There was no way he could get out of this. They were probably on top of the bus by now anyway, it sounded like they were pouding from every angle. He jumped back into the drivers seat, and revved the engine to life. He drove forward, his vehicle barely moving despite all it's power. Furniture, bricks and bodies clogged the way. Shadow couldn't even see where he was going. After a few painful seconds, it slowly began to trundle forward, the engine screaming out furiously. It hit the other wall, but didn't have the momentum to smash through it. Instead, it crushed the ghouls in front of the vehicle. There were still the ones on the bonnet. Shadow drove backwards. He could hear discusting crunching and squelching sounds from beneath the tyres. Suddenly the vehicle was free. The zombies on the front slid off, and Shadow looked out of the mirror. There were zombies. Everywhere. All standing behind the battle bus in the street, howling and moaning at him. He reversed quickly out of the hole in the wall, and spun round. The zombies ran at him. He looked out of the side window momentarily, and at a glance he saw no end to the tide of undead. He drove forward, heading down another road. They were everywhere. He just kept on driving and turning, he didn't know where he was going now, he just kept on trying to find a place where there were none of those things.

FITZZ wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

FITZZ wrote: OOC: Cook out is the term I use to describe the military bombing the city.

Here in the American South,we call the outdoor cooking of large amounts of meat a cook out/BarBQ.

We have BBQ/BarBQs as well! How primitive do you think us brits are? You say we dumb den I you hit stick.

No need for stick hitting...I'm sure you Brits make fine BBQ,it's just sort of a "tradition" here in Dixie.

Now...I must attempt to figure out a way to get poor Shadow out of the predicament he's in.

YES!



Pulled pork with coleslaw topping sandwich. Best thing the south has ever invented.

Also, Fitzz when did you hit Virginia I was driving own the road and saw your avatat on the back of a street sign.

And darkvoid, I hate you soooo much right now.

FITZZ wrote: OOC: I'm not sure what Tescos is...but if they sell beer I'd love some,some cigarettes as well please.

Didn't think you would.. I'll just have Shadow go to the american equivelant.

Tesco are an evil business trying to take over the British economy - they're the most well known (along with sainsburys, asda and morrisons) supermarket in the UK, having a supermarket version of shop called Tesco's and smaller shops, called Tesco extra's. Like starbucks but less well-known for evil tendancies.

halonachos wrote:And darkvoid, I hate you soooo much right now.

That's OK then, cause I'm called Darkvoidof40k. I see no reason to be angry at this darkvoid fellow...

Chillax and just get yourself out of the situation somehow..




someone get Silver..

Besides, you have ACHAINSAWWIELDINGMENTALLYUNSTABLEEX-CLOWNATYOURDISPOSAL!DISPOSE!DISPOSE!!!!!!!!!!RAAARGH!!!


*ahem*

-shifty eyes-

Halon, K and Bonzo don't even know Shadow's driven off yet.. just find the dead doc and walk outside and see all the zombies have gone and Shadow is also gone and put 2 and 2 together.

I thought Bonzo was with you.

halonachos wrote:I thought Bonzo was with you.

Nope.

OOC: @ Halonachos..It's been quite some time since I've been to Virginia,but apparently the good Captain Spaulding is loved every where.

...And,that pulled pork sandwich looks delicious,if you ever find yourself in Atlanta,I highly recommend "Dave Poes BBQ"...best pulled pork in GA.

@ Dark..I see,so tescos would be the similar to Americas Walmart.

I thought Bonzo was with Halon and K...


Oh dear...we seem to have misplaced a psychotic clown.

Hmm... let me work something out here then.

Military Aid...nope

Amazing awesomeness unleashed... nah.

Helicopter rescue... not unless I want to die.

halonachos wrote:Hmm... let me work something out here then.

Military Aid...nope

Amazing awesomeness unleashed... nah.

Helicopter rescue... not unless I want to die.

Steal an ambulance.

FITZZ wrote:

halonachos wrote:Hmm... let me work something out here then.

Military Aid...nope

Amazing awesomeness unleashed... nah.

Helicopter rescue... not unless I want to die.

Steal an ambulance.

This man deserves a medal!


Clown is with the disabled kid and the migitbasher. End of. (No offense intended guys)

Right, I doubt I'll be doing more RPing tonight..

Actually I have the perfect idea. Time machine.

This hospital is actually a top secret military research lab that has created a fully functional time machine. We'll discover it on accident and not knowing what it is, use it to save ourselves and maybe the world.

halonachos wrote:Actually I have the perfect idea. Time machine.

This hospital is actually a top secret military research lab that has created a fully functional time machine. We'll discover it on accident and not knowing what it is, use it to save ourselves and maybe the world.

... ...I don't think Time machines and zombies work very well together...

What, and why not?

Tombstone waited a moment,then called over the Radio again.

" Shadow!!" the biker called " What the feth are you up to ??"

" I broke loose." Came Shadows voice back over the speaker " But I'm cut off from the hospital...the streets are filled with those ghouls...their fething every place man...I don't know if I can get back to Halon and the rest."

" Feth" Tombstone said " Get yourself clear...we'll figure out our next move when you get someplace safe."

" Bro" Shadow replied " It doesn't look like anyplace is safe around here."

" Understood." The biker said... " I'll contact you in five minutes...out."

"Over and out" Shadow said.

The biker hung his head,trying to decide on the next course of action.

" What are we going to do?" Daisy asked.

" We need to decide quickly ..do we stay put,or what?" Keira said.

Tombstone motioned for the women to quiet down for a moment,he finally looked up.

" We have to wait for the rest..." Tombstone said "..or at least wait til we know if they can make it back."...

halonachos wrote:What, and why not?

Hmm...something about the space/time continuum being affected by the existence of re animated life forms,I saw it on ST:TNG once.

FITZZ wrote:

halonachos wrote:What, and why not?

Hmm...something about the space/time continuum being affected by the existence of re animated life forms,I saw it on ST:TNG once.

Do not trust that fairly-low quality program.. first series sucked.. most of the rest is good though

Gotta love ST..


Anyway, lets say... 2 hours and 40 minutes 'till bombing?

Also, who knows how effective DA BOMBIN' will be, these things might be in the sewers, and many will have escaped the city already.. unless they're like the zombies in I Am Legend who stick together in packs. Hmm. Been wanting to watch that movie again since I started writing about the zombies getting faster - it was inspired by that film. Also, do you guys mind finding Shadow's cat Bob in the bunker? He'll be eating the mountain of kitty food I left for him.. unfortunately I've forgotten to include him in any RPing... and then there's.. *shudder* Patrick's *shudder* cat as well. These dudes don't just disappear into thin air! Black holes, maybe..

OOC: I'll Rp finding the cats after i've had my dinner IRL, jennifer still has no idea about the bombers though

FM Ninja 048 wrote:OOC: I'll Rp finding the cats after i've had my dinner IRL, jennifer still has no idea about the bombers though

Good for her .

Bob is a black cat.. as for Patrick's... either make it up or have a look on page 1-3 for any description he may have given.

I wonder if we could shoot down the bomber before it had a chance to arm its weapon?

Or if we could find some pretty green smoke ala The Rock or MW2.

halonachos wrote:I wonder if we could shoot down the bomber before it had a chance to arm its weapon?

Or if we could find some pretty green smoke ala The Rock or MW2.

goog idea, and it was flares not smoke, all we need to do is find a sky scraper and run up the stairs, not take the elevator, in a dramatic slow motion fumbleing the flares while bashing zombies away and burst through the door with them lit to have the jet roar overhead,l maby get a wave from the pilot to.

BTW did he even mention if it was a nuke or not?

He said it was a barbecue I think.

Ah crap, so which characters am I with? Just lost touch with the story a little and need to get some RPing in.

Bonzo is with Halon and K.

Shadow is with unconcious vikky in the party wagon.

Keira, Tombstone, Daisy are all together in one group. Jennifer is having her very own movie night.

And not_u, if my character is denied the chance to watch Starship Troopers because of your event shenanigans so help me god...