A 3-word Story

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**Warpig1815**

MERMAIDS BE KLEPTOMANIACS!

**Fluxator**

my strangely shaped

**marrowick**

lump of brain

**Fluxator**

for which I'd

**snurl**

paid eleven shillings

**Selym**

was slowly rotting.

**snurl**

The Littlest Shoggoth

**marrowick**

was very confused

**snurl**

because someone thought

**Wilytank**

spinach was poison.

**Selym**

But METHUL BAWKSES

**Fluxator**

is gayer than

**Selym**

cannabis. Bawkses = happy.

**Fluxator**

Nevertheless, David Cameron

**Selym**

loves SPESS MUHREENS

**sing your life**

When they're dead!

**BrotherOfBone**

Happy with their

**Knockagh**

Pots of paint

**Selym**

the BATTUL BROTHARS

**Wilytank**

took a bath

**Selym**

in the paint

**marrowick**

and almost drowned

**Selym**

in blue SPESS.

**Wilytank**

^he means "space"

**Guardsmen Bob**

Meanwhile, Angry Marines

**WildeThing**

were spotted bathing

**church_ex**

in a yellow

**Wilytank**

bathtub filled with

**snurl**

Matt Ward's Codexes.

**Selym**

These codicies were