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2010/11/12 11:03:59
Subject: Single-Word Story
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2010/11/12 13:20:13
Subject: Single-Word Story
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2010/11/12 13:47:34
Subject: Single-Word Story
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2010/11/12 14:16:06
Subject: Single-Word Story
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/11/12 14:16:18
This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/11/13 01:29:49
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/11/13 01:29:56
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2010/11/13 01:39:10
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/11/13 01:57:50
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Fixture of Dakka
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2010/11/13 02:47:43
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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2010/11/13 03:10:17
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Fixture of Dakka
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2010/11/13 04:15:36
Subject: Single-Word Story
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2010/11/13 04:33:11
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Kamloops, BC
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2010/11/13 04:51:00
Subject: Single-Word Story
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2010/11/13 05:10:29
Subject: Single-Word Story
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2010/11/13 05:47:47
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Fixture of Dakka
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2010/11/13 07:33:50
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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2010/11/13 14:02:35
Subject: Single-Word Story
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/11/13 17:30:53
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/11/13 18:59:33
Subject: Single-Word Story
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2010/11/13 21:19:45
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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2010/11/13 22:54:21
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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2010/11/13 23:20:54
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/11/13 23:21:56
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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2010/11/13 23:57:20
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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2010/11/14 01:22:29
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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2010/11/14 01:23:41
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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2010/11/14 01:26:48
Subject: Re:Single-Word Story
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2010/11/14 04:14:24
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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2010/11/14 17:42:02
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2010/11/14 19:38:07
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Khorne
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/11/14 20:07:25
Subject: Single-Word Story
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Ravenous Angels 
Tomb Kings 
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