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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 15:07:55
Subject: WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I saw this done on blackmesa forums and i decided to add it her to cuz it rocks.It's something like Finish the Sentence and Word Association threads but not that easy cuz it actually takes some thought to find a good picture Here's the way it goes: 1. I will post a picture 2. The next person must then post another picture that beats or destroys the previous picture. 3. Repeat step 2 on to infinity. A few quick rules. 1. You can't blow up the world...without a suitable device. 2. You may not invoke the power of God. That just leads to problems when people try to destroy God. 3. If you post, post a picture with your comment. Try to avoid posts of just commentary. 4. No generic guns unless you come up with a gun that trumps the first one. 5. Keep the 40K related stuff to a minimum. I'll start:
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Comparing tournament records is another form of e-peen measuring.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 15:32:30
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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[DCM]
Longtime Dakkanaut
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-GrimTeef- Proud mod of The-Waaagh forum and Vice-President of the Brian Nelson is a Sculpting God Club |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 15:45:05
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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this should probably be moved to the Survior forum which should be home to all games.  much funnier
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 16:01:11
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Jinking Ravenwing Land Speeder Pilot
In your house, rummaging through your underwear drawer
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 Yeah.
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"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow"~Oscar Wilde |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 16:04:34
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Fixture of Dakka
Canada
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I've move the thread to the Survivor Games forum... And I invoke the holy one:
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"Nothing from the outside world can be imported into Canada without first being doused in ranch dressing. Canadian Techs have found that while this makes the internet delicious it tends to hamper the bandwidth potential. Scientists are working furiously to rectify the problem. "
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 16:46:45
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 17:02:11
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Dives with Horses
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This is the best game ever!
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Drano doesn't exactly scream "toy" to me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 17:06:18
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 17:16:13
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Fixture of Dakka
Canada
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Robo camel rider for the win: 
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"Nothing from the outside world can be imported into Canada without first being doused in ranch dressing. Canadian Techs have found that while this makes the internet delicious it tends to hamper the bandwidth potential. Scientists are working furiously to rectify the problem. "
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 18:50:08
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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robots ay? 
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 19:37:22
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Regular Dakkanaut
Los Angeles
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When small robots fail and puny superheroes get in the way, all you need is...a bigger robot!
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Ultio et timor Adeo mori servus Imperator Fictus Ave Dominus Nox |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/22 19:49:27
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The answer to this guy is obvious-
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 04:01:00
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Houston, TX
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What the Man givith, the Man may taketh away.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 04:06:55
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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Ah he stole everything from this guy:  Both Alan Moore and Mark Waid agree he's God.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 05:24:59
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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[DCM]
Longtime Dakkanaut
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But both Kirby and Lee would be nowhere if it wasn't for these 2 gentlemen:  Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, creators of Superman!
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-GrimTeef- Proud mod of The-Waaagh forum and Vice-President of the Brian Nelson is a Sculpting God Club |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 06:21:27
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Dives with Horses
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Easy one... Kryptonite
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Drano doesn't exactly scream "toy" to me.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 07:58:24
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Regular Dakkanaut
Los Angeles
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Lead blocks Kryptonite!
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Ultio et timor Adeo mori servus Imperator Fictus Ave Dominus Nox |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 09:14:36
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Alchemists can turn base lead into shiny gold!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 09:59:02
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Dominating Dominatrix
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well, since such thing as alchemy is obviously witchcraft, we are in need of an INQUISITOR!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 10:33:41
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
Orlando, Florida
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He kind of ended illogical punishment... or at least told other people not to use it 
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 10:59:55
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Dominating Dominatrix
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who's that guy, and how can I kill him?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 11:23:41
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Dakka Veteran
Orlando, Florida
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His name is Cesare Becarria. He wrote On Crimes and Punishment an essay that was very influencial in his contemporary governments, particularily the recently founded American government. I dont know how I would kill him... mabey with a picture of a statue of him? you dont get a monument till you's dead! Or we could just pretend I never posted that picture and I could post a much easier one that would take this in a cool direction.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 11:34:10
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Plastictrees
Amongst the Stars, In the Night
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 I think they'll take care of him quite handiy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 11:42:08
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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[DCM]
Longtime Dakkanaut
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only one way to stop hundreds of ninjas...  With one giant ninja robot!
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-GrimTeef- Proud mod of The-Waaagh forum and Vice-President of the Brian Nelson is a Sculpting God Club |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 13:03:50
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Robots don't like electromagnetic pulse weapons.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 14:57:13
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Regular Dakkanaut
Los Angeles
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countered by...power outage!
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Ultio et timor Adeo mori servus Imperator Fictus Ave Dominus Nox |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 15:45:22
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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AMISH ARE IMMUNE! 
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 16:16:33
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Plastictrees
Amongst the Stars, In the Night
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Random power outages got you down? Slack jawed yokel with backhoes can't see the clear "do not dig" markings? Local power grid overloaded? Frequnent electrical storms? Fret not! For I give you the amazing device that is the Diesel Backup Power Generator!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 16:17:11
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Who cares about power outages if you've got batteries?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2006/08/23 16:17:45
Subject: RE: WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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D'oh! Too late.
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