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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 02:34:44
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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How the heck does a year old incident make headline news....
Election year...oh right...
http://www.chron.com/news/article/Kan-rep-apologizes-for-nude-Sea-of-Galilee-swim-3800742.php
TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — A Kansas congressman's 10-second naked plunge into the sea where the Bible says Jesus walked on water prompted apologies Monday from him, head-shaking from other Republicans and the kind of international attention that no politician wants.
Rep. Kevin Yoder is all but certain to keep his seat despite any embarrassment arising from last year's incident in Israel because Democrats haven't fielded a candidate against him. But the freshman Republican acknowledged many of his constituents are wondering what he was thinking when he took his "spontaneous" skinny dip in the Sea of Galilee in August 2011.
Other lawmakers on the trip also went into the water at what's considered a holy site for many Christians, and Yoder said their actions earned them a rebuke from House Majority Leader Eric Cantor. But Politico reported Sunday that Yoder was the only one who wore no clothes.
"It's certainly not an incident that I'm proud of," Yoder said. "It is something that was obviously a mistake on my part, and I want folks in the district to know that I'm apologetic for it."
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The tabloid press in Britain and the U.S. pounced on the story, with the New York Daily News blaring online, "NUDES fLASH!" and describing Yoder as a "skinny-dipping pol."
Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney and his running mate, Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan, criticized Yoder's behavior during an interview with a New Hampshire television station.
"I think it's reprehensible," Romney told WMUR-TV. "I think it's another terrible mistake by individuals."
Kansas Democratic Party Chairwoman Joan Wagnon called Yoder's behavior "inexcusable" and said if the incident had occurred in Kansas, he would be forced to resign. She later issued a statement calling for him to step down.
"I'm astonished these people think they can go on these junkets like this and no one will know what they do," Wagnon said.
Kansas GOP Chairwoman Amanda Adkins, citing the 36-year-old congressman's repeated apologies, said the incident shouldn't overshadow his work representing a district centered on the state's portion of the Kansas City metropolitan area.
Another Kansas Republican, U.S. Sen. Jerry Moran said, he believed "something stupid occurred, and I think from time to time people do stupid things."
U.S. House records show that at least 22 Republican congressmen and staff members were on the eight-day trip to Israel sponsored by the American Israel Education Foundation, a charity whose mission includes educating politicians about the importance of the U.S.-Israel relationship. The group's schedule included meetings with the prime ministers of Israel and the Palestinian Authority and more than two dozen other events.
The swimming occurred after an Aug. 18, 2011, dinner at a restaurant. Yoder said it was dark and members of the party jumped into the Sea of Galilee individually, not as a group. Yoder said he and his wife, Brooke, who was with him, had wine with dinner, but "alcohol did not play a role."
"It was a spontaneous moment where other members of Congress were jumping in," he said. "I made the mistake of diving in. I was in for about 10 seconds and got back out."
Swimming in the lake is permitted but public nudity is not allowed, according to Israeli police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld. He said no official complaint had been made against Yoder, but it was possible he could still be charged even a year later.
"If that kind of incident takes place and someone makes an official compliant, we'll investigate," Rosenfeld said in Jerusalem.
Arizona Rep. Ben Quayle and his wife, Tiffany, were on the trip too. She issued a statement saying they did not participate in nor witness "any of the inappropriate behavior." She also noted she was more than eight months pregnant at the time.
Yoder's sole opponent in the upcoming general election is Libertarian Joel Balam, of Overland Park. Clay Barker, executive director of the Kansas Republican Party, said Democrats' call for him to resign was "absurd."
Yoder served in the Kansas House from 2003 through 2010 and was chairman of its Appropriations Committee.
In February 2009, he was cited by the Kansas Highway Patrol for speeding and refusing to take a breath test following an early-morning traffic stop on a state highway in the Lawrence area. He later pleaded guilty to refusing to take the test and paid a $90 fine.
The traffic stop briefly caused ruffles during his successful 2010 run for Congress, but Yoder's campaign said he'd refused to take the breath test because he'd passed another field sobriety test and wasn't driving under the influence.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 02:39:35
Subject: Re:Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dang....now I want to do it. Isn't that the lake withhigh salt content? Like really reallly high?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 02:40:31
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dead Sea is the salty one I think.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 02:43:01
Subject: Re:Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
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Uh... so...skinny dipping is like really bad... right?
amirite?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 02:48:04
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, it is a mix of "this sea is really a big deal for Christians so this is like streaking in Church", "he jumped in naked in front of female staffers", "how dare they have fun drinking and skinny sipping while the economy is crap", all while stirring it with a big stick of "I hate election time".
The first three ingridients were actually dealt with in a fairly decent matter by the Republican leadership I think.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 02:58:53
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 03:29:11
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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You'd think the refusal to take a breathalyzer in a traffic stop would be a bigger deal. I think that's a mandatory six month license suspension in NH.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 06:19:57
Subject: Re:Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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The Dead Sea aka Great Salt Sea is the salty one. The Sea of Galilee is a normal lake.
There is no evidence Jesus walked on water at either locale. I'm sure many people have skinny dipped and had beach sex at both.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 06:39:23
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Fixture of Dakka
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The somewhat bigger deal here in AZ is that Ben Quale did too. He says he didn't, he was wearing shorts and he wasn't drunk. No one asks the follow up: Why were so many congress people in Israel instead of making laws. You know, thier friggin jobs?!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 06:43:09
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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AustonT wrote:Why were so many congress people in Israel instead of making laws. You know, thier friggin jobs?!
But, aren't people elected to congress to get rich, go to fancy parties at exotic or high class locales and then go out in a blaze of infamy as they find themselves in retirement?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 08:02:40
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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AustonT wrote:The somewhat bigger deal here in AZ is that Ben Quale did too. He says he didn't, he was wearing shorts and he wasn't drunk. No one asks the follow up: Why were so many congress people in Israel instead of making laws. You know, thier friggin jobs?!
Well put.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 08:33:35
Subject: Re:Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Amaya wrote:
I'm sure many people have skinny dipped and had beach sex at both.
I've been to and in the Dead Sea.
.. It stings. It really stings.
And there's a terrible smell of sulphur/eggs/brimstone too.
Lovin' is not really an option there IMO.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 08:37:51
Subject: Re:Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Different strokes for different folks. I'm sure its happened before and if you live around it you'll probably get used to it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 09:12:35
Subject: Re:Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Last Remaining Whole C'Tan
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Amaya wrote:Different strokes for different folks. I'm sure its happened before and if you live around it you'll probably get used to it.
Wait, are we talking about New Jersey? Cause, man, it's not the whole state, just, like the Meadowlands area.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 10:48:31
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Ouze wrote: AustonT wrote:The somewhat bigger deal here in AZ is that Ben Quale did too. He says he didn't, he was wearing shorts and he wasn't drunk. No one asks the follow up: Why were so many congress people in Israel instead of making laws. You know, thier friggin jobs?!
Well put.
Obviously it was part of... trade junket... err... diplomatic negotiations.... oh wait, no it was that vital function of government wasting a massive amount of time faffing about on tax payer money.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 12:33:35
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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To be fair, it was a trip funded by the American Israel Education Foundation. Still, massive waste of time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 12:42:31
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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He was educating himself on what it's like to bang his secretary at a holy site.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 12:44:00
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Melissia wrote:He was educating himself on what it's like to bang his secretary at a holy site.
People just hat'n cause he dares to go where no one has taken a secretary before
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 13:04:12
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 17:22:52
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Non-story but good for a laugh anyway.
Persoanlly, I think the guy was trying to re-enact Jesus' famous walk, but couldn't pull it off. In the background, Anthony Robbins simply shook his head in disgust.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 17:31:27
Subject: Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I don't honestly care.
However, if this was a business trip with my company, and I pulled out my wang and went skinny dipping in the Hotel Pool in front of female staff members (hehe. Staff. Members.), I would likely be fired for sexual harassment.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/08/21 18:24:10
Subject: Re:Kansas Representative Skinny Dips Where Jesus Once Walked On Water
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