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In the biography of Sir Arthur Wellesley I am (re)reading at the moment (I find him an inspiration, but I doubt he qualifies in your eyes for badassery), there is a minor mention of an...I'm going to say general. The image I have of him in my mind is a large moustachioed man, red in the cheeks, etc. He was not an exceptional general. In fact, he nearly lost them a few battles during the peninsular war. His name escapes me at the moment, but what doesn't was the passage of text which told of how he and his command were caught out of place and charged by some lancers, who he killed a few of. After losing his sword in the melee, he strangled one of the bastards.
I know its not 505 dead russians with a bolt action, but I found that pretty cool.
Inspirational (or stupid) could also be Marshal Ney. How many horses did that man have shot out from under him at Waterloo? It was 4 or something wasn't it? 'Sir maybe you are pushing your luck charging these squares..' 'NONSENSE, BRING ME ANOTHER HORSE! CHYARRGE!'
I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own...
Wellesly started his campaign in Spain and Portugal with less men than he ended up with...
That's pretty good general-ship if you ask me
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Burghardt, who was looking to clear an evacuation route for the vehicles, hopped into what he thought was a recent bomb crater. He said he saw an interesting piece of shrapnel in the 4½-foot- deep hole and wanted to investigate. As he took a closer look, the shattered gravel beneath his foot suddenly shifted, revealing a package wrapped in orange plastic and a cordless telephone base station.
Realizing that he had just stumbled onto a primed explosive, Burghardt stuck his knife in the dirt and dredged up a red detonating cord that led to a pair of 122 mm artillery shells. He cut the cord with scissors and told the rest of his team to stay back.
“I thought I had done good,” Burghardt said.
But what he didn’t realize was that a second detonating cord ran from the base station to a third artillery shell buried behind him. The triggerman, figuring perhaps that he wouldn’t lure anyone else into the trap that day, placed a telephone call to the base station.
“That’s when I heard the distinct crack of that artillery shell,” Burghardt said.
The explosion sent Burghardt 10 feet into the air and dropped him in a heap on the road as his team watched in horror.
“All I remember is opening my eyes and hearing a ringing in my ears,” he said. “They all thought I was dead, but when I started to move I could hear them yell, ‘He’s alive!’”
Burghardt could not feel his legs. Trying not to look below his waist — afraid of what he might see — he was struck by an image of his father. The retired Marine spent three tours in Vietnam, earning three Bronze Stars and three Purple Hearts by the time he was shot by a sniper and paralyzed from the waist down.
“I didn’t want my dad to see me in a wheelchair next to him,” Burghardt said.
But relief came quickly. Burghardt was able to wiggle his toes.
Medics cut away his bloody pants to reveal that the backs of his legs had been studded with shrapnel and bruised from the top of his boots to his waist. As they prepared to place him in a stretcher, Burghardt shouted, “No.” He didn’t want his teammates or the insurgents to see him carried from the scene. He was going to walk.
As he was helped to his feet, Burghardt said, he felt a wave of anger and adrenaline flow through his system. He had just extended his Iraq tour that morning and he was livid that he had been bested by the bomber.
“I was really pissed off that they got me, that after all this time, they got me,” Burghardt said. “I figured the triggerman was still watching, so I flipped him off. I yelled, ‘[Expletive] you! I’ll be out here next week!’”
You see some crazy thing in the combat zone lol. Thats freaking high speed low rag insanity there. (more likely a mortar shell or 105mm)
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I'm not goint to look at it. IED's are bbbbaaaaaddddddd. Worse one I ever dealt with was a Stryker being flipped. All 6 guys were burned alive. Estimated mass of the IED. fourteen thousand pounds
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Jihadin wrote: I'm not goint to look at it. IED's are bbbbaaaaaddddddd. Worse one I ever dealt with was a Stryker being flipped. All 6 guys were burned alive. Estimated mass of the IED. fourteen thousand pounds
On a lighter note, and one for the metalheads, skip ahead to about 6:10 in this video, where the guy pushes through the crowd flipping off the band. He shoves some folks around and makes a nuisance of himself. The guitarist is none too pleased about it.
Apologies in advance for the sound quality; live concert recording on someone's cheapo device.
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F-111 loses a wheel on takeoff, has to make a belly landing. Skip to 5:00 to get straight to the action:
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Manny. Nice one. Those pilots dropped the aircraft so soft that it might have stayed in the shop for a couple months for structure repairs. Also got me with one pilot that popped to mind
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I'm of the opinion that this is pretty badass. Sure, it's from Miami Vice, but the guy was an actual IPSC shooter, and the scene wasn't sped up. Impressive.
And a guy reenacting it with real ammo, complete with wig and '80s 'stache on the target: