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[Post New] 2012/09/12 19:51:22
    Subject: How big is Hockey where you live?
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Made in us
Consigned to the Grim Darkness





USA

What kind of hockey are we talking about?
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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[Post New] 2012/09/12 19:52:19
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Made in ca
Stone Bonkers Fabricator General






 Melissia wrote:
What kind of hockey are we talking about?


What are you British now?
 
   
[Post New] 2012/09/12 19:54:50
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Storm Trooper with Maglight






 Melissia wrote:
What kind of hockey are we talking about?


Ice hockey
   
[Post New] 2012/09/12 20:19:43
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USA

Ice Hockey isn't popular here because we have to go to a stadium to play it. Street Hockey, now, THAT is a bit more popular.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
 
   
[Post New] 2013/08/12 21:27:56
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Made in ca
Evasive Pleasureseeker



Lost in a blizzard, somewhere near Toronto



Or rather, the Make-ya-Laughs have the worst fans in the world!

Q: What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup ring?
Spoiler:
A: A thief.


Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Canada Post both have in common?
Spoiler:
A: They both wear uniforms and can't deliver!


Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic both have in common?
Spoiler:
A: The both look good until they hit ice.


Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and Billy Gharam both have in common?
Spoiler:
A: They can both make 20,000 people stand up and scream Jesus Christ!


Q: What do you call thirty millionaires watching the Stanley Cup play-offs?
Spoiler:
A: The Toronto Maple Leafs!


Q: How do you keep the Leafs off your front lawn?
Spoiler:
A: Put up a goal net.


Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Raptors, The Toronto Blue Jays and the Toronto Argonaughts all have in common?
Spoiler:
A: None of them can play hockey!



Ahem, sorry about that! I can't help myself when it comes to laughing at Leafs fans and how sad they truely are!
 
   
 
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