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2012/09/11 04:36:13
Subject: Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
It's from the audiobook version of Obama's book, Dreams of My Father. As the link will explain, Obama will often voice lines given by people he knew, including a highschool classmate called Ray, who was a little more street oriented than the future president.
Anyway, great fun to be had. But really, really NSFW.
Title changed, link above, once corrected, contains a lot of bad language.
Reds8n
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“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2012/09/11 04:56:34
Subject: Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say "You ain't my bitch, n*gger, buy your own damn fries"?
I'm both selfish and rational. I'm scheming, secretive and manipulative; I use knowledge as a tool for personal gain, and in turn obtaining more knowledge. At best, I am mysterious and stealthy; at worst, I am distrustful and opportunistic.
2012/09/11 04:58:14
Subject: Re:Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say "You ain't my bitch, n*gger, buy your own damn fries"?
Ah, you have to change 'gak' to 'gak' in the url. Word filter and all.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2012/09/11 05:59:13
Subject: Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say "You ain't my bitch, n*gger, buy your own damn fries"?
And he still speaks them in his cool, professional voice, making them even more golden.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2012/09/11 08:11:54
Subject: Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
Veteran Sergeant wrote:In the grim darkness of the far future, the guy with a rifle is the weakest man on the battlefield, left to quake in terror, hoping the two or three shots he gets do the job before somebody runs screaming across the battlefield to hit him with an energized stick.
Did you guys see the link provided down in the youtube comment sections?
A guy did some serious editting of the audio book, and made a new story called "Son of Strelka, Son of God" And did animations so far to the first three chapters. So strange.
Here's Chapter 1
2012/09/11 16:29:20
Subject: Re:Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
I'm both selfish and rational. I'm scheming, secretive and manipulative; I use knowledge as a tool for personal gain, and in turn obtaining more knowledge. At best, I am mysterious and stealthy; at worst, I am distrustful and opportunistic.
2012/09/11 18:05:12
Subject: Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
Shadowseer_Kim wrote: Did you guys see the link provided down in the youtube comment sections?
A guy did some serious editting of the audio book, and made a new story called "Son of Strelka, Son of God" And did animations so far to the first three chapters. So strange.
Here's Chapter 1
(video)
That's... actually pretty damn cool. I'll have to dig up the rest of them.
the original post, though, had me laughing out loud.
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2012/09/12 02:58:31
Subject: Re:Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
Seriously, if Obama announced a press conference tomorrow and said 'Romney ain't gak. Sorry ass melon-fether ain't got nothing on me' he would all the votes.
You know this is true.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2012/09/12 05:57:46
Subject: Re:Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
Shadowseer_Kim wrote: Did you guys see the link provided down in the youtube comment sections?
You delved into the abyss? You are a stronger person than I.
sebster wrote: Seriously, if Obama announced a press conference tomorrow and said 'Romney ain't gak. Sorry ass melon-fether ain't got nothing on me' he would all the votes.
You know this is true.
Imagine if Morgan Freeman ran for President with Sam Jackson as VP and Wanda Sykes as communications director.
Freeman: So elect this (points at himself) melon-fether, and let us take our country of Americans to heights reserved only for the gods of men.
Reporter: What?
Jackson: What does Morgan Freeman look like?...
Eventually you could throw in something about Hawaiians and good burgers. And, while I don't know what Sykes would say, I know it would be fething great.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
2012/09/12 07:24:30
Subject: Re:Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
dogma wrote: Imagine if Morgan Freeman ran for President with Sam Jackson as VP and Wanda Sykes as communications director.
Freeman: So elect this (points at himself) melon-fether, and let us take our country of Americans to heights reserved only for the gods of men.
Reporter: What?
Jackson: What does Morgan Freeman look like?...
Eventually you could throw in something about Hawaiians and good burgers. And, while I don't know what Sykes would say, I know it would be fething great.
I am happier than I was because I now have this dream. But I am also sadder than I was, because I know this dream will never happen.
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2012/09/12 08:05:45
Subject: Re:Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
Eventually you could throw in something about Hawaiians and good burgers. And, while I don't know what Sykes would say, I know it would be fething great.
Jackson:..that's a good burger!
Kenan: Did someone say Good Burger!?!
Jackson: Shut the feth up fat man, this ain't none of your God damn business!
Still don't know what Sykes would say.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
2012/09/12 11:39:43
Subject: Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
Henners91 wrote: How do I listen to them? The page doesn't seem to have any links or anything, or, at least, none that I can see.
Yeah, the same thing happened when I opened it up on my parent's computer to show them.
Don't know man, maybe try doing it on another computer?
“We may observe that the government in a civilized country is much more expensive than in a barbarous one; and when we say that one government is more expensive than another, it is the same as if we said that that one country is farther advanced in improvement than another. To say that the government is expensive and the people not oppressed is to say that the people are rich.”
Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something.
2012/09/13 03:29:48
Subject: Have you ever wanted to hear Obama say.....
Shadowseer_Kim wrote: Did you guys see the link provided down in the youtube comment sections?
You delved into the abyss? You are a stronger person than I.
sebster wrote: Seriously, if Obama announced a press conference tomorrow and said 'Romney ain't gak. Sorry ass melon-fether ain't got nothing on me' he would all the votes.
You know this is true.
Imagine if Morgan Freeman ran for President with Sam Jackson as VP and Wanda Sykes as communications director.
Freeman: So elect this (points at himself) melon-fether, and let us take our country of Americans to heights reserved only for the gods of men.
Reporter: What?
Jackson: What does Morgan Freeman look like?...
Eventually you could throw in something about Hawaiians and good burgers. And, while I don't know what Sykes would say, I know it would be fething great.
I would bow to Morgan Freeman as president and SLJ as VP. But NO Wanda Sykes. I can't stand her-she manages to piss me off every time she comes on the screen.
Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
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