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Let's say you're in the bath, having a bit of the other, or just naked at any other point, and then all of a sudden, the door gets battered in and the police charge into your house. What then? I know they're professional and probably too pumped with adrenaline to laugh at you, but would they really cuff a naked person and take them outside?

That's a weird fantasy to have, sir.

I ask in a very calm and professional manner basically saying "WTF?" then ask since this is going to take awhile to pass me my jeans and shirt off the bed....let them I do have weapons in the gun locker with paperwork for them....and ask what house they're looking for.


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Also say whoever finish off the coffee needs to make a new pot

I'd look at my hot GF (think Katie Upton) and ask "You know... i'm quite insulted... I'm more than man enough for you!"

On COPs, they just tackle your ass and throw a robe over you.

But, normally, they're raiding a violent criminal's house that may or may not have weapons handy.

Also, you should talk to a shrink about this naked versus Authority figure fantasy...

 Sturmtruppen wrote:
Let's say you're in the bath, having a bit of the other, or just naked at any other point, and then all of a sudden, the door gets battered in and the police charge into your house. What then? I know they're professional and probably too pumped with adrenaline to laugh at you, but would they really cuff a naked person and take them outside?

So what TV channel will we be seeing you on? Whats the British version of COPs?

Just stand there, arms akimbo and be nonchalant about it "Gentlemen, can I help you?"

Yes, they really will cuff you bucknaked. Once you are restrained they'll at least put on some pants.

Anybody thats watched Cop shows(real cop shows, as in cameras following real busts) will know they will take you down, clothes or not.

 Frazzled wrote:

 Sturmtruppen wrote:
Let's say you're in the bath, having a bit of the other, or just naked at any other point, and then all of a sudden, the door gets battered in and the police charge into your house. What then? I know they're professional and probably too pumped with adrenaline to laugh at you, but would they really cuff a naked person and take them outside?

So what TV channel will we be seeing you on? Whats the British version of COPs?

We have a few reality TV shows on the police:

Police Interceptors
Brit Cops
Road Wars
Street Wars

And some others.

It's not completely unheard of

NSFW

They'll charge you with indecent exposure to a police officer at the same time, because if it's a raid, you're likely already in deep gak, so it's not like anyone will believe you when you say you were in the tub, and it'll make jail a hell of a lot more fun when your fellow inmates find out that you like showing off your hardware.

Wait a minute...what if its a all female cop raid? Can I break out the wine and a cigar?

I'd imagine they'd arrest you anyway, but they might give you some underwear, at least.

Well, if they give me underwear instead of making me get a pair of my own, at least I'll have clean underwear for once..

 Jihadin wrote:
Wait a minute...what if its a all female cop raid? Can I break out the wine and a cigar?

Generally, its not a good idea to taunt cops, even from a sideways angle. handcuffs get put on too tight, a little extra jostling, maybe you'll hit your head entering the backseat, etc...

Actually if the premesis is under surveillance, and the suspect is beleived to be armed. It would make a lot of sense to send the go signal for police to crash through the door when the perp is in th bath/shower. Its a time when they are least likely to be packing.

Also police regularly raid suspects houses predawn, to cath them sleepy and in bed. as many people go to bed naked nowadays expecting to find a naked suspect is a very commonplace occurance and one the police are prepared for. This also means no opportunity to conceal weapons in clothing if you have little or nothing on.

Once in custody its not unreasonable to stop to let the suspect get dressed there and then.

I dont see this as a problem, I see it as an opportunity to make a safer more secure arrest..

 kronk wrote:
Well, if they give me underwear instead of making me get a pair of my own, at least I'll have clean underwear for once..

All the above posters are wrong.

If the police find you naked, they will avert their eyes and let you carry on until you're dressed.

That's why I do all my bank robberies in the buff.

 Sturmtruppen wrote:
Let's say you're in the bath, having a bit of the other, or just naked at any other point, and then all of a sudden, the door gets battered in and the police charge into your house. What then? I know they're professional and probably too pumped with adrenaline to laugh at you, but would they really cuff a naked person and take them outside?

You'll be covered up dragged out of wherever you are, processed at the station , banged in a cell with a rip off tyvek type suit. All the while you will be able to hear them laughing and cracking wise about your genitalia. maybe they'll stop smirking during your interview, but I doubt it.

That's your fantasy right?

I live in Canada and this happened to someone I knew of just down the street from me who was complicit in a grow op. She was in the shower and they raided her house. All I know is they needed to send a female officer to take her out of the shower. I don't know anything else.

Well, you do the only reasonable thing and you ask them if they're present to finish you off.

You're already in the gak, you might as well BE the gak.

 Orlanth wrote:
ts a time when they are least likely to be packing.

...if you know what I mean

 CuddlySquig wrote:
I live in Canada and this happened to someone I knew of just down the street from me who was complicit in a grow op. She was in the shower and they raided her house. All I know is they needed to send a female officer to take her out of the shower. I don't know anything else.

Our police force/ RCMP are to kind up this way

kronk wrote:Also, you should talk to a shrink about this naked versus Authority figure fantasy...

There's nothing wrong with that. Almost everyone has some sort of weird fetish.

Unless you're a very dangerous imminant threat to public safety, they'll let you put on some clothes. They'll probably cuff you first but they want to see you naked about as much as you want to be naked around them

I actually had this happen once, no no no no! Im a Cop, not the suspect....you all have issues

My partner and I were responding to a possibly burglary/vandalism call on a foreclosed house..had been vacant a while and had become an occasional flop house. So I entered through the front and my partner went to the back. He identified an open window that was in the same room that I was hearing noise come from in the hallway. So coordinating a 3 count over the radio, he popped up in the window and I kicked the door in. The scene was a skinny dude getting it on with a giant sweaty whalebeast of a girl on a matress that looked like it had been dragged from a soaked dumpster BEFORE everyone started using it. And the smell was just putrid....like dead floating fish at the wharf in an industrial area. So my partner yells freeze, and this guy literally stops mid pump with his hands on his head and she is reaching for the ceiling from underneath him. Would have been funny if not for the smell. So my partner yelled "freeze", which I followed with "no dont freeze, cover your nasty asses up".

 Orlanth wrote:
This also means no opportunity to conceal weapons in clothing if you have little or nothing on.

Nothing that a little ingenuity, a lot of crisco, and nature's natural pocket can't fix.

meh thats a weird fetish..... but still not as weird as some of mine

If this happened to me i would probably fight back-lets see the british police stand up to a 6ft+ naked vampire in a seriously bad mood(especialy if i had been..... interuppted....) and expertly weilding a polearm such as a glaive or a warbill or possibley a (once i make it) bastard sword

Either that or just sit there nonchantly and ask what they want, point out my wargear and that i make most of it myself and then ask if i could just finish off..... or maybe request the "assistance" of a hot police chick

 Waaagh_Gonads wrote:
Naked Robber Chased by Cops

Spoiler:

Watched it and thought of this when he is running away with his hands in the air.