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Reading the thread first is for the weak!

Deny the Wrench - Your opponent may not perform model repairs on the roll of a 6+.

Deny the Game - on the roll of a 6+ you put the models down, grab chainsaws and fight to the death. Armor saves are allowed, but nothing more then your T shirt.

Deny the Finch

He thinks that I can't see him while he creeps and watches our games, thinking he's better than me

He will get what's coming to him

What are we talking about again?

Deny the Surreality has been a great hit in the southern hemistate, during which time the last of us fell in a field to see if that which was then abounded.

 chrisrawr wrote:
Deny the Surreality has been a great hit in the southern hemistate, during which time the last of us fell in a field to see if that which was then abounded.

What dialect of English is this?

Sans Surreal

Deny Mitch.

Reading this thread now makes me feel like I've ate an entire bucket of chocolate ice cream, there is such a thing as to much of a good thing.

 Monasou wrote:
Denying the abilities for necrons on a 4+. (Depending on your Deny the Witch Roll) Just like Deny the witch, deny the switch would work as well. Also it would make sense because you can't stop necrons from using abilities.

Wait, instead of making hilarious deny the ____ comments....

Why did you name the rule "deny" the switch" why are we denying switches? If anything, wouldn't this rule being embracing the wondrous power of the beneficial switches to turn of the menacing machines?

Oooooh, the rule should be called "Click the switch"
or even "flip the switch!"


but then, we could make a rule about humans called "tear off the head" which makes them not be able to do anything!


I like this!

One last one from me - and just for pretre I'll make it rhyme

Deny the Ward-itch - On a 6+, While being panned with my eldar by whichever ward book I'm fighting, resist the urge to sell them on ebay before the end of the game and buy a necron air force before I've left the shop at the end...

I want in!!!!

Deny the switch-all vehicles and energy based weapons and armour dont work on a 6+ in addidition noone may touch the light switch or power sockets

Deny the J.K.Rolllingitch-Any references to harry potter are countered on a 6+

Deny the beeritch-your opponent is not allowed any alchaholic beverages made from hops or barley

Deny the kitch-the kitchen is now impassable ground on a 6+ if you are in it then you and all your minatures are ejected via the closest exit(yes this means you could end up exiting via the window of you 60th storey flat)

Deny the grinch-noone may attempt to steel anything to do with christmas or open any presents on a 6+ in addidition all green models are removed. if it is christmas then the roll is 5+

Deny the wench-no females may be in the room where the game is taking place on a 6+ all females in the room are ejected as Deny the kitch above.

Deny the bench-noone in the room may sit down on a 6+ if there is an actual bench present then the role is 5+

Deny the witch-all female psyker models are removed on a 6+

Deny the crunch-all blunt and solid shot weapons dont work on a 6+ addiditionaly no crunchys may be consumed

Deny the bitch-no female dogs are allowed in the room and any in so are ejected as Deny the kitch above on a 6+ in addidition anyone whom bitches about ANYTHING will also ejected

Deny the Switch: On a 6+ you are immune to a spanking from a small, yet supple rod.
Deny the Hit: On a 6+ you totally missed.
Deny the Miss: On 6+ I totally hit. For double damage.
Deny the Wich: On a 6+ you cannot use salt.
Deny the Ditch: On a 6+ your opponent cannot emergency disembark.
Deny the Flitch: On a 6+ your opponent cannot eat pork or halibut.
Deny the Ich: On a 6+ Tau vehicles (and Tyranid swarms) suffer from an infectious disease.
Deny the Kitsch: On a 6+ ignore badly painted models.
Deny the Pitch: on a 6+ ignore the effects of thrown grenades.

And that is all I have at the moment.

PredaKhaine wrote:
One last one from me - and just for pretre I'll make it rhyme

Deny the Ward-itch - On a 6+, While being panned with my eldar by whichever ward book I'm fighting, resist the urge to sell them on ebay before the end of the game and buy a necron air force before I've left the shop at the end...

Thanks for ruining a fun thread...

 pretre wrote:
Ooh, other additional rules:
Deny the Bitch - Ignore the effects of any female character's powers on a 6+
Deny the Rich - Ignore the effects of any model that costs more than $60.00 on a 6+
Deny the Lich - Ignore the effects of any Necron character on a 6+
Deny the Ditch - Ignore the effects of dangerous terrain on a 6+
Deny the Kitsch- Ignore the effects of any model not using all GW parts on a 6+
Deny the Niche - Ignore the effects of any model that doesn't have both anti-horde and anti-mech capabilities on a 6+
Deny the Pitch - Ignore the effects of any sonic weapon on a 6+.

I'm spent.

Your my new hero.

This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.

 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.

"shakka, shakka, shakka" ......

 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.

Kill this

 ENOZONE wrote:

 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.

Kill this

Your doing it wrong. It should be something like: "Deny this Thread, on a 6+ a MOD finally locks this."

As a side note, this thing is hilarious and I would enjoy it if more people contributed.

 Happyjew wrote:

 ENOZONE wrote:

 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.

Kill this

Your doing it wrong. It should be something like: "Deny this Thread, on a 6+ a MOD finally locks this."

As a side note, this thing is hilarious and I would enjoy it if more people contributed.

Kill this on a 7+

 ENOZONE wrote:

 Happyjew wrote:

 ENOZONE wrote:

 Savageconvoy wrote:
This thread is still going on? You guys are having too much fun from a silly proposition.

Deny the Sales Pitch - Ignore the OP's suggestion and derail the thread in one giant joke on a 6+. Add +1 to your roll for every page past the first.

Kill this

Your doing it wrong. It should be something like: "Deny this Thread, on a 6+ a MOD finally locks this."

As a side note, this thing is hilarious and I would enjoy it if more people contributed.

Kill this on a 7+

Sigh, you are still doing it wrong. Your format should be "Deny the ______: On a __+ (something happens)."Fill in the lines (and obviously replace "something happens" with whatever happens.

Here, I'll show you

Deny the Thread : On a 2+ the thread is locked



Oh, bad luck man!

Anyway,

Deny the Mod : On a 1+, the thread remains open

Deny the fridge - ignore your opponent on a 6+ and grab an ice cream from the freezer

I wonder how OP feels about this.

Deny the OP: On a 1+ De-rail a thread o a bad idea and run-away with it for 4+ pages.

Deny the cake: On a 13+ the truth is revealed.

Deny the Snitch - Used when your oppent grabs the golden winged ball. On a 6+ they do not auto win and you grab the snitch. Note that if you grab it off them using this rule, they can use it against you


Can't think of any other words that rhyme with 'Witch' to continue on...

Deny the hitch: On a 4+ prevent a Vegas wedding.

This one's for Glorioski:
Deny the brushless - declare Preferred Enemy in this turn vs. an unpainted army on a 6+. +4 if your opponent has a job, significant other, or kids to use as an excuse...

Deny the winch: on a 6+, your opponant must spend the whole game removing as many wheel-like machines with a manually opperated handle, with some sort of rope running along it from the area.

Deny the Lynch: on a 6+, remove all models on the board that may have racist tendancies.

Deny the Tzarovitch/Tsarovitch/Czarovitch/Csarovitch: on a 6+, if your opponant is a russian prince, send him and his family out to a remote city in the ural mountains and execute him and his family.