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America is the greatest nation because we have tacos.

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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 timetowaste85 wrote:
America is the greatest nation because we have tacos.


Weren't they Mexican?
   
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 Coolyo294 wrote:
Minnesota mostly.


+1

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Wait, are we going with "great" as in "nice and friendly," "great" as in "best," or "great" as in "powerful?"

   
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Elephant Graveyard

He could also mean "great" as in big...

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 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.

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 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.

I'm glad we solved this problem. Time for our celebratory party!

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To give America it's due, when you ask for a cheesburger, you get a cheeseburger not the sorry excuse that passes for one in the UK.

On the negative side, they know feth all about real cheese, beer, and a majority of the population recently voted for a guy named after an oven glove to be president


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I want to be cremated, a quarter of me should be stuck in the dirt somewhere so if anyone gives a gak they can come talk to me or whatever one does to dead people. The rest I want scattered into the jet stream.

Back to my skies to never stop flying? I'm good with that.

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I like the idea of vengeful bullets.... I'm surprised the middle east or the bible belt hadn't thought of that yet....

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The Great State of Texas

 ENOZONE wrote:
I like the idea of vengeful bullets.... I'm surprised the middle east or the bible belt hadn't thought of that yet....


It has. You really can get yourself made into bullets of shotgun ammo. Ok the vengeless list is my idea.

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 Seaward wrote:
You're contending that Australia's more powerful than the US?

Okay.

Let's map that response out.
Poster 1: the US has all the guns and is willing to use them.
Poster 2: GDP something
Poster 3 OZ is da best we make more of the thing the US wants.

He's not saying OZ is more powerful than the US, he's pointing out what a juicy target it is...obviously. While we're dropping by might as well take NZ, what are they going to do? Nuke us?

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Does that mean we get to do the Haka dances (imagines US football preceded by war dances). Yep thats worth Linebacker III. Warm up the B-52s...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:
To give America it's due, when you ask for a cheesburger, you get a cheeseburger not the sorry excuse that passes for one in the UK.

On the negative side, they know feth all about...beer.

Yea you clearly have not seen this:
http://www.worldbeerawards.com/beer/samuel_adams_boston_lager-3048.html

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 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.
   
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 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.
   
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Probably work

How did I miss this thread?

The answer is obvious: Because we have the most country music proclaiming that "America = #1!" and, as if that wasn't enough, we wave our miniature American flag harder than you guys wave your puny, less garish flags.

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Lakewood, Ohio

 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.


Don't need ter move when we got the rifles out *spits*

































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Somewhere in south-central England.

America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

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Probably work

 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


We talking pure volume alone, or is a factor of enjoyability present? Volume alone I would agree, but Japan gets creepy at times.

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 daedalus wrote:
 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


We talking pure volume alone, or is a factor of enjoyability present? Volume alone I would agree, but Japan gets creepy at times.


That is what makes it enjoyable.
   
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 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


/thread, Kk, you can lock this now.

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 Alfndrate wrote:
 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


/thread, Kk, you can lock this now.



But, there's a petition to Miley Cyrus and Jessie Andrews movie... that may push us over the top.

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 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.

Thats why we have rocket propelled chainsaws, for just such a contingency.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.
perhaps you missed the nearly equal sized bar next to ours that says "UK" underneath it.
It'd be like Sam Goodman chasing Roseanne Barr.

A reference I hope is not lost on anyone.

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Spoiler:
 AustonT wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.
perhaps you missed the nearly equal sized bar next to ours that says "UK" underneath it.
It'd be like Sam Goodman chasing Roseanne Barr.

A reference I hope is not lost on anyone.


we will have motorcycles, it's all planned ahead.
   
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The Great State of Texas

 nomsheep wrote:
Spoiler:
 AustonT wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 Glorioski wrote:
 nomsheep wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
He could also mean "great" as in big...


Then Russia and china are the greatest.


No...



....clearly the USA is the greatest.


WooHoo, these means we can tease and run, and you'll never catch us.
perhaps you missed the nearly equal sized bar next to ours that says "UK" underneath it.
It'd be like Sam Goodman chasing Roseanne Barr.

A reference I hope is not lost on anyone.


we will have motorcycles, it's all planned ahead.


Motorcycles vs. Ford 350 double dooleys...in the words of Robocop: "Dead or alive you're coming with me. "

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Manchester UK

 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.

...but pixellates out all the important bits.

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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America is a great country. Simply in terms of size and breadth (either in terms of people or geography) it is a great place. Culturally it is also great, having produced many of the great artistic movments of the 20th century.

But the idea of the 'greatest' country is just nonsense. How can anyone state one great country has more great parts than another great country. The whole idea is just ridiculous, really.



 Krellnus wrote:
Not necessarily.
Australia produces:
More Iron Ore than you
More Alumina than you
More Bauxite than you
More Bismuth than you
More Uranium than you (as well as having 31% of the world's supply)
More Zinc than you
I'd like to see any first world country maintain its infrastructure without access to those resources
GDP =/= power, natural resources = power.




Resources matter, but they are certainly not the only thing that matters, and they're not even the most important thing. GDP, for instance, really does matter more. This is why Australia has a position on the global stage that's a few ticks above it's relative standings in GDP, but never that far above it.

I mean, when the US decides to set on some diplomatic or economic policy Australia will jump on board and follow. This is because they are more powerful than us.


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 Kilkrazy wrote:
America is the second greatest nation because Japan produces a greater amount and variety of porn.


Actually, the US is the biggest producer of porn. By about a factor of ten, IIRC.

Variety on the other hand, I'll grant you. It can't really be measured, but from what I've seen of the Japanese stuff...

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The Void

The Germans might have the Japanese beat in the "terrifying pornography" department, and they don't censor it.

Which honestly is not a good thing from what I've seen.

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Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


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