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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Ohh... I should warn you, if you don't have to be anywhere specific this coming Friday DO NOT GO ANYWHERE!!!!


This coming thursday is Thanksgiving day (the day where all Americans over eat, helping themselves become even more obese, and watch American Football), and on Friday, it's called Black Friday, because millions of idiotic twits rush out to the same shops to rush and get Christmas shopping started (it's ugly as feth, but quite hilarious to watch on TV)
   
Made in us
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Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!

 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
Ohh... I should warn you, if you don't have to be anywhere specific this coming Friday DO NOT GO ANYWHERE!!!!


This coming thursday is Thanksgiving day (the day where all Americans over eat, helping themselves become even more obese, and watch American Football), and on Friday, it's called Black Friday, because millions of idiotic twits rush out to the same shops to rush and get Christmas shopping started (it's ugly as feth, but quite hilarious to watch on TV)

Oh by all things holy Ably... Ensis is right... STAY.INSIDE.ON.FRIDAY.

I don't care how much $$$ you'd save, you couldn't PAY ME to go shopping on this day.

Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!


 
   
Made in us
Hallowed Canoness





The Void

 Albatross wrote:
 InquisitorVaron wrote:
17 Year old ex-boarding school pupil.

Evidently I don't do coke, yet I've seen it bandied aroundand talked to some of the people selling it.

It wasn't a boarding school of choice for the rich kids...

I read an article that said teenages are the new gurus of life experience.

Anyway freedom of speech and all that.
Noy trying to offend you.

I'm not offended at all, pal. I just think that perhaps it's not prudent for you to lecture 30yr old indie-rock musicians from the North of England on drug-use!



Translation: "Back off, the professionals have this covered"

and yeah holy gak fairies... the terror of black friday...

I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

It's really not that bad. Just don't go out early in the morning to malls, department stores (including Wal-Mart) or stores that sell things like consumer electronics. They'll be opening at 5 or 6 in the morning with some insane bargains, albeit usually in very limited numbers, and the crowds rushing to get at them can be crazy. If you go out later in the day or evening it's just a busy shopping day, with a bit more traffic than usual.

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The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
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Made in us
Hallowed Canoness





The Void

I might actually try to do a little foraging this year, I am a capitalist whore after all and thus should consume at any opportunity.

Been looking for a nice pair of high quality headphones as it happens...

I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Yeah, I was aware of the the Dreaded Black Friday. Probably won't affect me too much, as I can't imagine I'll be going to shopping malls much during my trip - the schedule as far as I'm aware includes a whole load of sensible academic stuff, more's the pity!

I'm going to see the folks at Belmont University about some research partnership, then the Country Music research centre/Hall of Fame to meet some scholars. Apparently I'll be having thanksgiving with the current owners of Sun Records and a whole bunch of other interesting industry folks too, which promises to be very cool.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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The Void

It sounds really cool! I'm jealous you're having such an exciting trip. I'll just be causing trouble at home and painting figures/writing a brief paper on the Investiture Crisis of the Medieval Roman Catholic church

I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ 
   
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Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

Nice one, Alby. Enjoy it!

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More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.

Maelstrom's Edge! 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Amazon.com is the gak. feth Black Friday!

DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

I'm flying tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Also, if anyone's in the Nashville area and fancies a liver work-out, PM me. x

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in gb
Roaring Reaver Rider






Warwickshire

 Albatross wrote:
I'm flying tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Also, if anyone's in the Nashville area and fancies a liver work-out, PM me. x


Good luck

Hope ya enjoy yourself.
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)





Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!

 Albatross wrote:
America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.


Have fun!

Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!


 
   
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Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

 Albatross wrote:
America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.

Have you just discovered the power of your accent on cute American girls?



Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.

Maelstrom's Edge! 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

 Mannahnin wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.

Have you just discovered the power of your accent on cute American girls?

I've just sorted out a date with a stripper, so yeah. Appears to work!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
In unrelated news: Sausage gravy is fething awesome.

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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 Albatross wrote:
 Mannahnin wrote:
 Albatross wrote:
America is awesome. More on this story as it develops.

Have you just discovered the power of your accent on cute American girls?

I've just sorted out a date with a stripper, so yeah. Appears to work!


Automatically Appended Next Post:
In unrelated news: Sausage gravy is fething awesome.


Yes, biscuits and gravy is a large part of why we tolerate all the shenanigans down south.
   
Made in us
Hallowed Canoness





The Void

I feel like we should have all chipped in to buy Alby a video camera for him to document his adventure vlog style. Because this has to be fething hilarious.

I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long


SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ 
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)





Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!

 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I feel like we should have all chipped in to buy Alby a video camera for him to document his adventure vlog style. Because this has to be fething hilarious.

I'm in!

Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!


 
   
Made in gb
Roaring Reaver Rider






Warwickshire

 whembly wrote:
 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I feel like we should have all chipped in to buy Alby a video camera for him to document his adventure vlog style. Because this has to be fething hilarious.

I'm in!


Seconded or maybe thirded. I'm not sure lol.

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Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Mate, you should have fething SEEN the state of me last night! I was in a bad part of town drinking malt-liquor and literally throwing money at strippers. I can barely remember leaving my last message - I DO remember sitting in the hotel lobby drunkenly slobbering all over a Wendy's whilst surfing the net at around 1am, though. Off to IHOP now.

I'm wearing flip-flops.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





St. Louis, MO

Heh, welcome to America

EDIT: On a completely unrelated note, every post of yours gets this song running through my head again....man, I miss the 90s...
Spoiler:

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/22 18:20:44


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Anime High School

Cigarettes are for miscreants and criminals

Unless you roll your own. No, I've only met a few people who still roll their own cigarettes, and most of them are older than fifty.


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





 Captain Fantastic wrote:
Cigarettes are for miscreants and criminals

Unless you roll your own. No, I've only met a few people who still roll their own cigarettes, and most of them are older than fifty.



Well, he did start the thread because he rolls his own, and was heading to a place where he was unsure of where to get his supplies.... and I doubt that he is more than 50, though I have been wrong before.
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

I'm 30. And I smoke like a boss.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

From what I've seen more young people here roll their own than smoke pre-rolled, probably because it's cheaper...
   
Made in gb
Roaring Reaver Rider






Warwickshire

Me and all my friends roll our own, on rollies I can afford my habit, pre- rolled, not a chance.
   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)





Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!

@Albatross... are you back home yet?

Care to write up a batrep of your visit to the States? I saw that you partied with some strippers... niiiiiiiice.

Live Ork, Be Ork. or D'Ork!


 
   
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Tilter at Windmills






Manchester, NH

It does sound like we need some stories.

Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
More 2010-2014 GT/Major RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 78-20-9 // SW: 8-1-2 (Golden Ticket with SW), BA: 29-9-4 6th Ed GT & RTT Record (W/L/D) -- CSM: 36-12-2 // BA: 11-4-1 // SW: 1-1-1
DT:70S++++G(FAQ)M++B++I+Pw40k99#+D+++A+++/sWD105R+++T(T)DM+++++
A better way to score Sportsmanship in tournaments
The 40K Rulebook & Codex FAQs. You should have these bookmarked if you play this game.
The Dakka Dakka Forum Rules You agreed to abide by these when you signed up.

Maelstrom's Edge! 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

Yeah, I'm back. Nashville was awesome. I could easily see myself living in the south.

Stories? No problem! Went out for a drink in a honky-tonk on Broadway and ended up in a VERY dodgy strip club, drinking malt liquor (Old English! ) and making it rain. So, I asked this stripper to come out with me for drinks on the following Friday, and she said yes!

Check this out: She only fething showed up, didn't she!?

It was the most random, hilarious night of my life. I ended up dancing to an 80s cover band with a drunk stripper. She had a knife on her. So did I. We got them out in a bar to compare. It got messy.

Here's me at the end of the night:



That's an ice bucket on my head. The whole week was weird as feth, to be honest. Here's a random sampling of what I got up to:

- Got a private tour of the Country Music Hall of Fame
- Had dinner with the owners of Sun Records, plus the guy who produced 'Tequila'. Also, our host had worked for Atlantic and BMI, and was telling us cool stories about meeting Lennon, Jacko, Little Richard, Elton John... and fething Elvis!
- Got accosted at the Tennessee State Fair by a redneck dude who looked like a traumatised Vietnam vet. He heard our accent and proceeded to sing Kinks songs at us for 20 minutes, surrounded by onlookers. That's when he decided to switch to Jethro Tull songs. Standing on one leg. He had a replica hand grenade on his stall. He threatened to pull the pin.
- Hung out at this huge mansion owned by a friend of our host, listening to revolutionary audio technology.
- Caught some gigs at the Bluebird Cafe. Guestlist, obviously.
- Had the most 'country' Thanksgiving ever - loads of good food, wine and fiddle music, not to mention jars of moonshine and other, more exotic substances.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
Made in ca
Fixture of Dakka




Kamloops, BC

What the feth is that thing on your head?
   
 
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