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Which do you think is happier in the 41st Millenium?
An Ork in a brawl/Fight
A Space wolf In a beer fest/ritual

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Made in gb
Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine





*bursts though room with axe* HEEEAAARRRS JHONNY!!!

Ok so in the 41st millenium where everything is tormented, twisted and GRIMDARK!!!, where every corner you turn there is always something waiting to pounce and kill... Which do you think is happiest in this millenium?

-An ork in a brawl/fight?

-A Space wolf at a beer fest/ritual

Cheers to all comments...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/11/30 13:40:52


Night Lords (40k): 3500pts
Klan Zaw Klan: 4000pts

 Grey Templar wrote:

Orks don't hate, they just love. Love to fight everyone.


Whatever you use.. It's Cheesy, broken and OP  
   
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Morphing Obliterator






A Tau while being part of the collective

Playing mostly Necromunda and Battletech, Malifaux is awesome too! 
   
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Liche Priest Hierophant





Bergen

I would option for a dark eldar aristocrat. So mutch fun to be had!

   
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord





Oregon, USA

Of the two options, the Ork.

The booze will eventually run out for the SW, but the Ork can always find a gretchin to kick or another ork to pummel, and then there's the looting after the fighting...then the fighting over the loot...then more looting...

A Haemonculus Ancient would be my personal choice though, but then i'm an evil scientist fan. Ork Painboy is up there too..

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GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
 
   
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Roarin' Runtherd





You tell me...

Of the two, ork by far. Especially being a warboss or nob and just giving a mighty green fist of hurt to anyone within arms reach.

Happyiest of ALL 40k? Mmmmmm maybe some tau citizen. Brainwashing kind of does that.
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





The Dark Eldar seem to be having the best time imo. Even moreso then Orks.

Orks are still bound by mortality. High-Ranking DE are virtually immortal.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2012/11/30 16:20:14


My Armies:
5,500pts
2,700pts
2,000pts


 
   
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Fresh-Faced New User




Is a brawl can even concern an Ork ? I mean, they exist for war, not a sissy punching contest.


"An imperial Storm Trooper has ballistic Skill 4", they say. We didn't see the same movie...

Please, don't hesitate to point my english errors. I need to make progress. 
   
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Crushing Black Templar Crusader Pilot




Philippines

I'd go with the ork, orkz always find something to fight

Your honor is your life, let non dispute it!  
   
Made in ca
Nasty Nob





Canada

They're equally happy.

Stomped

To Be Stomped
No One
My vision of how 40k ends: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5937830/1/Time-of-Ending-the-40k-Finale  
   
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Wicked Warp Spider




A cave, deep in the Misty Mountains

 Harriticus wrote:
Orks are still bound by mortality. High-Ranking DE are virtually immortal.


Yes but the Orks don't care about immortality, whilst the DE are always trying to find new ways to maintain themselves.

I don't think that anything can be at the basest level, happier than an ork thumpin' sumfin'

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LoneLictor on thread about an ork choking the Emperor:
 LoneLictor wrote:
I like to imagine the Emperor kills so many Orks that he ends up half buried beneath a pile of corpses, with only his head sticking out. A lone grot stumbles across him, and starts choking him.

Then Horus comes across the lone grot, somehow managing to kill the Emperor, and punts it into space.
 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut




 Niiai wrote:
I would option for a dark eldar aristocrat. So mutch fun to be had!


Till your own daughter/ "trusted" second in command/ some random mandrake/ another Archon who wants your holdings/daughter/second in command, kills you in new and excitingly horrific ways.
Then you are not only dead but the plaything of an entity, compared to wich the dark eldar are stiff and boring 40k victorians.
   
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy



octarius sector squishin bugz

Orks are happier then anything by far. No matter what they are having a good time

orkz are da best!!!
 
   
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





Ork, after a punch up (proberly with a knife or club involved to settle the issue) they go for a tot of fungus brew, paid for by the loser.

Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
 
   
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Terrifying Doombull





Hefnaheim

Ork any day of the week.
   
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Blood Angel Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries




North Pole Alaska

Mephiston fighting orks

 
   
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Legendary Master of the Chapter






A drunk spacewolf in a ork brawl

 Unit1126PLL wrote:
 Scott-S6 wrote:
And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.

Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!

 
   
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes






New Hampshire

Orks live for fightin', Space Wolves do other stuff than drinking.

WAAAGH!!!

 
   
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Rough Rider with Boomstick




United States

Im going to go with an Ork.

Not every time a person gets drunk is it a fun time.

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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider






New Zealand

DE and orks.are equals. Their only happy wjen something dies.

"Archon Yulliptidon sat apon a throne made of polished glass, which gleamed with magnificence in the rays of the dying suns, beautifully suspended above the the many razor sharp peaks that where Commorragh. The archon held within his hands a a delicate pyramid of sculpted crystal, from which emitted a faint glow, an echo of the soundless screams of pain belonging to countless tortured souls forever trapped within. The room in which the archon sat in was something like a throne room, but displayed apon the walls where helm of every color, but all the same in size and shape. Some bore eagles on their foreheads, and others still contained the decapitated heads of their previous owners. Two huge, beautifully carved iron double doors, engraved with intricate runes of pain and suffering, opened at the far end of the room, to reveal a tall, elegant dark eldar warrior, clad in armor made from bone and flesh. "lord Yulliptidon, you asked for my presence?" Said the arrival, " to what do I owe the pleasure?". The archon raised his elongated head, skin as pale as a full moon, eyes as vivid as a horrible nightmare. " I did not ask for you, Thrayon, I ordered your presence. Do not think to much for your self, for truly, you are not much past a feral that one would find on the streets. As for why I have ordered you to my palace, it is because their is a task that I wish you to preform. I wish you and you kabal to cleanse the imperial out fort of Sargosain Gastienagan." Thrayon was both aghast and interested at what the archon had just said. "Such a task would stretch my kabal to its limits, only a great reward would be enough to do a deed like this." Yulliptidon was outraged by the the proposal of a "great reward" by Thrayon, but did not let his anger show, hiding it with a cold smile that hid his evil intentions surprisingly well. The archon was was famous for never telling a lie in his life, but was very fond of veiled double speak, and this was no exception. "Do not worry, Thrayon, you shall receive what you deserve." Thrayon, happy with this outcome, left to carry out Yulliptidons task. Little did he know what was coming. Thrayon had done a thousand evil deeds, and what he deserved was a horrible death equal to to all those he had caused. Yulliptidons smiled. He was going to have fun."

 
   
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator




Croatia

Drinking is the light of my life - so...cheers...

ADB: I showed the Wolves revealing the key weakness at the heart of the World Eaters; showing Angron that his Legion was broken and worthless compared to the others; that he was the one primarch who couldn't trust his own warriors, and that they didn't care if he lived or died; showing that loyalty to brothers and sons is the heart of success for the Legiones Astartes, to the point even Lorgar makes a big deal out of saying the World Eaters and their primarch were massively outclassed by Russ, and Angron was too stupid to see the lesson Russ had sacrificed time, sweat, and blood, to teach. We're talking about a battle the Wolves won, by isolating the enemy general through pack tactics, and threatening to kill him, without a hope of defending himself. It was a balance, 50/50 - Angron overpowered Russ, and the Wolves were losing ground to the World Eaters; but Russ and his warriors had Angron by the balls, and barely broke a sweat. They won, no question. Lorgar even says: "The Wolves won, meathead."

Dorn won’t help you either. He’s too busy being the Emperor’s groundskeeper, hiding behind the palace walls. The Wolf is too busy cutting off heads as our father’s executioner, while the Lion holds on to his secrets, and has no special fondness for you. Who else will come? Not Ferrus, certainly. Nor Corax either. Even as we speak, I suspect he flees for Deliverance. Sanguinius?’ Curze laughed cruelly. ‘The angel is more cursed than I. The Khan? He does not wish to be found. So who is left? No one, Vulkan. None of them will come. You are simply not that important. You are alone.’ Konrad Curze to Vulkan


 
   
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Devastating Dark Reaper




Tyranids: "Hooray! A buffet!"
   
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy



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Agiel wrote:
Tyranids: "Hooray! A buffet!"


Orks: " Yay a bugz to stomp! WAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!"

orkz are da best!!!
 
   
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne




Noctis Labyrinthus

The Emperor's Children are the most cheerful melon-fethers in the 41st Millennium.

You get a power lance shoved up your groin?

"MMMMMMMM PLEASE SIR CAN I HAVE SOME MOAR!?"

This basically happens to a traitor EC Marine in Fulgrim, lol.
   
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In fact I'm changing my and going along with Void Dragon because, even when they're getting hacked apart and carved up they're dying in ex-ta-cy. Now that's what I call being happy all the time.

Come into my web, said the spider to the fly.
Come rest your wings, and let us talk eye to eye.
For I am a spider, and you are the fly. Now that you are here, let us sit, and say hi.
But I have have no morsel to share, nor anything to eat. But wait, what is that stickiness upon your feet.
Ah now I have you, now I can eat. Now I can enjoy you, or store you as meat.
For I am the spider, and you are the fly. How else could it have gone, between one such as you, and one such as I.
 
   
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Paramount Plague Censer Bearer





Desubot wrote:A drunk spacewolf in a ork brawl


Lol.

DarthMarko wrote:Drinking is the light of my life - so...cheers...


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