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2012/12/14 12:36:16
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Squishy Squighound
Prob'ly sumwhere fightin' dwarfs
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‘Ello. I is da Black Orc, an’ I like ta smash stuff. I saw dis forum an’ fort dat it’d be a grate place ta beat up- er, I mean be real frendly to all da ‘oomie maggots. Nice lil’ squidgy maggots.
Originally I’s from a distunt world fulla dworfs, elvz, ‘oomies and loadsa fings ta fite. I kame to planet Urf thru sum sorta hole in space afta da weirdboy told me it wud be a good idea. Wot a prik. If I evva get bak home, I’ll smash ‘is hed in.
Enyway. I managed to blag dis job editin’ sum undaground magazeens (Mekboy, ‘Oomie Maggots an’ Roast Dworf, to name a few), an’ am kurrently workin’ on a nu mag about da wargamin’ ‘obby. It’z top seekrut at da moment, so I kan’t tell ya nuffink about it yet.
I is married wiv free runtz. My ‘obbies inklude eatin’, drinkin’, fightin’ and ockasionully all free at da same time. I also like flower arranging, but don’t tell nobody or I’ll smash ya!
Rite, dat’s enuff of dat. I’m off to find sum dworfs ta fite…
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2012/12/14 16:00:33
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Flower arranging? 
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2012/12/14 17:10:18
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hi and welcome!
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2012/12/14 18:35:59
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Brilliant! Greetings vile xenos and welcome to Dakka! 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/12/14 19:49:16
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2012/12/14 19:57:13
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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Welcome Ork
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2012/12/14 20:56:47
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Smokin' Skorcha Driver
Deepest, darkest Buckinghamshire, UK
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Bloody orcs/orks. They get everywhere...
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2012/12/14 21:49:08
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Bounding Assault Marine
Layton, Utah
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Welcome to Dakka!
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 Hopefully one day i'll have an army! |
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2012/12/14 22:51:21
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hello and welcome to Dakka Dakka!
Nice intro friend!
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2012/12/15 15:05:16
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Squishy Squighound
Prob'ly sumwhere fightin' dwarfs
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Fanx fur all da warm welkums, 'oomie sku- I meen nice 'oomies...
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2012/12/16 22:12:17
Subject: Re:I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Strategizing Grey Knight Chapter Master
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Hi,
Welcome to Dakka 
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IceAngel wrote:I must say Knightley, I am very envious of your squiggle ability. I mean, if squiggles were a tactical squad, you'd be the sergeant. If squiggles were an HQ, you'd be the special character. If squiggles were a way of life, you'd be Doctor Phil...
The Cleanest Painting blog ever!
Gitsplitta wrote:I am but a pretender... you are... the father of all squiggles. .
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2012/12/17 18:00:09
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Squishy Squighound
Prob'ly sumwhere fightin' dwarfs
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Cheerz blud
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2012/12/21 14:57:54
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Excellent, more Orc players, although I'm guessing that this is the square base kind of Orc. Which isn't so positive from my Imperial standpoint . Welcome anyway.
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-Tom Leighton
- Ireland ETC - Eldar - 2016
-Former 17 year old intro welcomer for dank post count. Pls forgive me <3 |
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2012/12/26 04:23:19
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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[DCM]
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Welcome.
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2012/12/27 19:55:06
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
West Haven, UT
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Welcome to Dakka!
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 4th Company - 6,000 Points
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2012/12/28 03:19:32
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Fighter Pilot
Strasbourg France
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The world is a better place with more WAAAAAAAGH in the air !
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2013/01/05 22:08:41
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Squishy Squighound
Prob'ly sumwhere fightin' dwarfs
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 mayfist wrote:The world is a better place with more WAAAAAAAGH in the air !
Yeh, you know dat tru! WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
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2013/01/05 22:26:47
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Daring Dark Eldar Raider Rider
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Welcome to dakkadakka. I hope you enjoy the site as much as I do
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"Archon Yulliptidon sat apon a throne made of polished glass, which gleamed with magnificence in the rays of the dying suns, beautifully suspended above the the many razor sharp peaks that where Commorragh. The archon held within his hands a a delicate pyramid of sculpted crystal, from which emitted a faint glow, an echo of the soundless screams of pain belonging to countless tortured souls forever trapped within. The room in which the archon sat in was something like a throne room, but displayed apon the walls where helm of every color, but all the same in size and shape. Some bore eagles on their foreheads, and others still contained the decapitated heads of their previous owners. Two huge, beautifully carved iron double doors, engraved with intricate runes of pain and suffering, opened at the far end of the room, to reveal a tall, elegant dark eldar warrior, clad in armor made from bone and flesh. "lord Yulliptidon, you asked for my presence?" Said the arrival, " to what do I owe the pleasure?". The archon raised his elongated head, skin as pale as a full moon, eyes as vivid as a horrible nightmare. " I did not ask for you, Thrayon, I ordered your presence. Do not think to much for your self, for truly, you are not much past a feral that one would find on the streets. As for why I have ordered you to my palace, it is because their is a task that I wish you to preform. I wish you and you kabal to cleanse the imperial out fort of Sargosain Gastienagan." Thrayon was both aghast and interested at what the archon had just said. "Such a task would stretch my kabal to its limits, only a great reward would be enough to do a deed like this." Yulliptidon was outraged by the the proposal of a "great reward" by Thrayon, but did not let his anger show, hiding it with a cold smile that hid his evil intentions surprisingly well. The archon was was famous for never telling a lie in his life, but was very fond of veiled double speak, and this was no exception. "Do not worry, Thrayon, you shall receive what you deserve." Thrayon, happy with this outcome, left to carry out Yulliptidons task. Little did he know what was coming. Thrayon had done a thousand evil deeds, and what he deserved was a horrible death equal to to all those he had caused. Yulliptidons smiled. He was going to have fun."
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2013/01/05 23:20:17
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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[DCM]
Dankhold Troggoth
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Fantastic intro
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2013/01/06 13:44:32
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Oozing Spawning Vat
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Welcome
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2013/01/07 04:42:20
Subject: Re:I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Welcome and may I say you play an Ork very well!
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2013/01/07 20:58:57
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Changing Our Legion's Name
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hi there ork and welcome to Dakka Dakka hope youl have a good time here and dnt forget to post pics of ya hard work .
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2013/01/18 21:32:07
Subject: I luv da smell of fried dworf in da mornin’
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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Welcome to dakkadakka :-)
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