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I was sent this via my twitter feed and it's trending... (also, blame the usual suspects in d-usa's facebook)

7 Things Democrats Would Have Freaked Out About If Bush Had Done Them

Spoiler'ed due to crap ton of gifs:
Spoiler:
Democrats were overjoyed when George W. Bush left office in January of 2009.


Obama had promised to end Bush's hawkish foreign policy and the "war on terror's" detention and interrogation regime.


But in the beginning of his fifth year as president, Obama's record has been surprisingly similar to his predecessor's in those areas.


1. Democrats fought George W. Bush’s troop surge in Iraq in 2006.


Obama copied it in Afghanistan in 2009.


You would think Democrats would react the same way they did to Bush's surge policy:


But they were really more like:


2. American deaths in Afghanistan have skyrocketed since Obama took office.


Actually, the death tolls in Afghanistan under each administration look like this:


So you would think Democrats would react like this:


But they are much more like this.


3. President Obama's drones and special operators are working down "kill lists" of suspected terrorists.


Obama even put Anwar al-Awlaki — an American citizen — on such a list.


When Bush did this, the Democrats were all like:


But now they are more like:


4. Drone attacks have risen sharply under Obama.


Last year, a teenage American citizen, Abdulrahman al-Awlaki, was taken out in a drone strike without a trial.


If Bush did this, Democrats would literally hyperventilate.


But with Obama they are more like:


5. In Pakistan alone, the administration has launched more than 300 drone strikes.


Pakistani civilian casualties due to these strikes are as high as 800 according to international estimates.


So the Democrats should be like:


But they are a lot more like:


6. Obama promised to end the Bush-era torture interrogation practices.


But last year the U.N. released three damning reports detailing torture in Afghan facilities under Obama's security watch.


When Bush did this, Democrats were like:


Now:


7. Obama was unable to deliver on his pledge to close the Guantanamo Bay detention center, which Bush had also said he would close.


When Bush did this, Democrats were all like:


And...


And...


But now they are much more like:


"We may not be so different, you and I."

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This was done before?

I thought it was funny... then, I started thinking...

There was a lot of things that BUsh did that I didn't like... maybe that's one reason (of many) I didn't like the current President?

You'd have to admit...if nothing else, it's funny.

We're too serious in here sometimes .

Guys... find YOUR FUNNY BONE!

Or bewbs... the world can't get anough boobages!

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No, whembly, it's not funny. There is nothing to laugh at here.

You have posted a completely pointless message that is not open to discussion, as its only content is "all Democrats have double standards".

This is a bad thread and you should feel bad.
   
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Probably work

Made it to about the second one and then it was too painful to continue.

Democrats and Republicans are the same people. We get it.



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Actually, you should change the title of the thread to be:


RE: Re: Re: re: RE: rE: RE: Re: Re: re: RE: rE: 7 Things Democrats Would Have Freaked...

That way it looks just like one of the million-times forwarded crank emails my grandparents email me.

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You guys are no fun...


EDIT: Holy gak that's a big image... how do you guys shrink them?

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Wait, the point of this was to be fun? Wow, it has failed on even another level.

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 Ahtman wrote:
Wait, the point of this was to be fun? Wow, it has failed on even another level.

And no one bit on the more bewbs things... I.AM.DISAPPOINT. (and almost drunk... tough night with the kidz. o.O )

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Don't you claim to be drunk every time someone calls you on the utterly crap stuff you post?

You must drink a lot.

Edit: This is a joke. It's fun.

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 MrDwhitey wrote:
Don't you claim to be drunk every time someone calls you on the utterly crap stuff you post?

You must drink a lot.

No... I'm called out ALL THE TIME.

If I drink everytime that occurs, I'd be dead of alchohol poisoning...

On the interweb, I get neurotic when imbibing... but, I'm a lovable bear in real life!

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 MrDwhitey wrote:
Don't you claim to be drunk every time someone calls you on the utterly crap stuff you post?

You must drink a lot.

Edit: This is a joke. It's fun.


lol, that is hilarious.
   
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I liked some of the gifs. Emma Stone is hot.


In other news, as I've said the last dozen times this has been brought up, it's easy for left wing presidents to do right wing stuff.

At the same time, it's easy for right wing presidents to do left wing stuff. Look at the freakout over Obama's healthcare reform, which had as much spending controls as spending increases in it... but was attacked as being unaffordable by the right wing. Then compare it to President Bush's pharmaceutical bill - a massive spending increase and completely unfunded - no freakout at all from the rightwing pundits.

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Adam Smith, who must have been some kind of leftie or something. 
   
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 sebster wrote:
I liked some of the gifs. Emma Stone is hot.


In other news, as I've said the last dozen times this has been brought up, it's easy for left wing presidents to do right wing stuff.

At the same time, it's easy for right wing presidents to do left wing stuff. Look at the freakout over Obama's healthcare reform, which had as much spending controls as spending increases in it... but was attacked as being unaffordable by the right wing. Then compare it to President Bush's pharmaceutical bill - a massive spending increase and completely unfunded - no freakout at all from the rightwing pundits.

Yeah... I really agree with ya. ('specially the Emma Stone gif!)

Where's da funny bonez ya'll? o.O

And no one bit on my d-usa's blurb I'd expect him to say, "Yep, my Facebook thread is infested with all dat".

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Generally, something is supposed to be funny to "tickle the funny bones".

At least that's how I think it works... maybe some of us laugh at nothing. Just bark out like a hyena at random.

Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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 MrDwhitey wrote:
Generally, something is supposed to be funny to "tickle the funny bones".

At least that's how I think it works... maybe some of us laugh at nothing. Just bark out like a hyena at random.

I though all brits have sense of humor??!?

Bah... need to chill.. pretty hard to have a coherent thought now.

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 whembly wrote:
 MrDwhitey wrote:
Generally, something is supposed to be funny to "tickle the funny bones".

At least that's how I think it works... maybe some of us laugh at nothing. Just bark out like a hyena at random.

I though all brits have sense of humor??!?

Yeah we do...

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It's not even that funny it's pointing out that Democrats sometimes do things that could be considered right wing with a bunch of tacky gifs thrown in, there's nothing clever about this.
   
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^My point exactly^

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 purplefood wrote:
^My point exactly^

Meant no slight man!

o.O

Man... tough crowd.

Shall I post 'nother thread that The Nuge will be at the SOTU address tomorrow?

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I don't think any of us are opposed to funny material but what we are opposed to is humour that was only given a minute of thought and leaves little room for interpretation or the imagination.
   
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I thought some of the gifs were funny. Maybe I'm too easy.

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Okay fine... more funnyz:


Just saw this too...


MOAR Awesome GIFS!

This is absolutely hysterical:
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There... better?




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 Mannahnin wrote:
I thought some of the gifs were funny. Maybe I'm too easy.

That's the spirit!

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I'll admit even I like low-brow humour sometimes, I still get a chuckle out of looney tunes cartoons for example.
   
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OTOH, it looks like the reception overall has not been positive, it's drawing user alerts, and the thread DOES kind of look alternatively a bit flamebait-y or a bit spammy, depending on how you look at it.

Locking, sorry.

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