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Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
WHAT? NO MENTION OF THE WORST FILM IN HISTORY?!?!? MY WORD!?
The mere fact this movie existed..... I watched it as a kid. My friend watched it as a kid. My friend thought IS THIS WHAT MOVIES ARE ALL LIKE? And has yet to get to a movie theater since he was 4....
I thought this is a piece of absolute gak.
The Troll movies are hilariously bad.
Dare Devil. Oh dear this movie made me want to burn my eyes out with a hot poker.
Don't even get me started on Pluto Nash.
The entire twilight saga. No the entire saga.
LOTR THE CARTOON. Man. These movies were bad. (there have been four different versions of LOTR movies, three of which were cartoons, that came out long before the LOTR movies by peter jackson came out.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
The mere fact this movie existed..... I watched it as a kid. My friend watched it as a kid. My friend thought IS THIS WHAT MOVIES ARE ALL LIKE? And has yet to get to a movie theater since he was 4...
I'd forgotten about that one It was just establishing a long continuing line of video game/movie crossovers being absolute gak
Anything made by Uwe Boll. Especially the Postal and Bloodrayne movie... Bring me mind bleach to whipe it out of my memory
Poor ignorant guardsmen, it be but one of many of the great miracles of the Emperor! The Emperor is magic, like Harry Potter, but more magic! A most real and true SPACE WIZARD! And for the last time... I'm not a space plumber.
Also, another one in the same category of worst movie ever.
If you want to see aweful, watch these, skeleton man has 2.2 on IMDB, Dracula 3000 a 2. There is a good reason for this. I watched dracula 3000 with a friend. We broke the disc, then lit it on fire and threw it off a bridge into a river.
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EDIT: Apparently the movie got a 91% approval rating, according to Rotten Tomatoes. I no longer trust movie critics.
Ah i remember this. We where forced to watch it in school. Never again...... Nonononono never *shudder*
Asherian Command wrote:WHAT?
NO MENTION OF THE WORST FILM IN HISTORY?!?!?
MY WORD!?
The mere fact this movie existed..... I watched it as a kid. My friend watched it as a kid. My friend thought IS THIS WHAT MOVIES ARE ALL LIKE? And has yet to get to a movie theater since he was 4....
I thought this is a piece of absolute gak.
The entire twilight saga. No the entire saga.
LOTR THE CARTOON. Man. These movies were bad. (there have been four different versions of LOTR movies, three of which were cartoons, that came out long before the LOTR movies by peter jackson came out.
Agreed with on the LOTR cartoons. 10 minutes of watching frodo stare at a ringwraith galloping towards him through....... Well some form of tunnel is apparently there but i thought it was a forest. And as for Twitlight well dont even start me..... Im a vampire and ive never sparkled in the sun. The nearest thing that happened was that i was scorched rather painfully and my back pretty much glowed red for a few days until it healed.
As for that..... Super Mario film..... Why? What did we do to deserve something so vile?
Easy E wrote:
Star Crash
Galaxy of Terror
Galaxy of Terror? WTF is that?
And as for that Star Crash..... Thats not just a Millenium Falcon reversing in there, if im not much mistaken isnt that an Imperial Star Destroyer in the upper left?
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Oh I forgot to mention any and all of the resident evil movies are horrible, including the cgi ones. How could so good of a game go so bad? If they would have just stuck to the storyline, instead of creating "alice" they would have been great.
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Color Sgt. Kell wrote: Oh I forgot to mention any and all of the resident evil movies are horrible, including the cgi ones. How could so good of a game go so bad? If they would have just stuck to the storyline, instead of creating "alice" they would have been great.
Regrettably as a game reviewer and an aspiring game designer/writer.
Almost all of the franchise is a great example of poor writing and character development. Don't get me wrong. I loved the hell out of RE4 which was a step up. But every game after that was sort of a step down from what could be a killer game series. RE1-3 were okay. BUT. RE4 was great and easy to pick up. RE5 and RE6 are regrettably bad.
The movies are going to take aspects of the game and try to expand on it. RE movies fall flat on their face and are dragged by hundreds of zombies.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Color Sgt. Kell wrote: Oh I forgot to mention any and all of the resident evil movies are horrible, including the cgi ones. How could so good of a game go so bad? If they would have just stuck to the storyline, instead of creating "alice" they would have been great.
Regrettably as a game reviewer and an aspiring game designer/writer.
Almost all of the franchise is a great example of poor writing and character development. Don't get me wrong. I loved the hell out of RE4 which was a step up. But every game after that was sort of a step down from what could be a killer game series. RE1-3 were okay. BUT. RE4 was great and easy to pick up. RE5 and RE6 are regrettably bad.
The movies are going to take aspects of the game and try to expand on it. RE movies fall flat on their face and are dragged by hundreds of zombies.
I liked the movies, except for the last one. That last one was EPICALLY bad. (and they're making another one... )
As to the game? RE4 and 5 I think were great. I just can't get into #6.
Resident evil 4 was definitely the best, and 5 was good for shooter action. I just find the acting and storyline in the movies to be terrible. Even if the characters are a bit underdeveloped, a new RE movie revolving around the first game and the mansion would probably be a good horror movie imho
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Color Sgt. Kell wrote: Oh I forgot to mention any and all of the resident evil movies are horrible, including the cgi ones. How could so good of a game go so bad? If they would have just stuck to the storyline, instead of creating "alice" they would have been great.
Regrettably as a game reviewer and an aspiring game designer/writer.
Almost all of the franchise is a great example of poor writing and character development. Don't get me wrong. I loved the hell out of RE4 which was a step up. But every game after that was sort of a step down from what could be a killer game series. RE1-3 were okay. BUT. RE4 was great and easy to pick up. RE5 and RE6 are regrettably bad.
The movies are going to take aspects of the game and try to expand on it. RE movies fall flat on their face and are dragged by hundreds of zombies.
I liked the movies, except for the last one. That last one was EPICALLY bad. (and they're making another one... )
As to the game? RE4 and 5 I think were great. I just can't get into #6.
Offtopic: Re5 was a carbon copy of RE4. Same game just different setting, same events too, same plot twists. minus Ashley running in-front of my killer 7. RE4 had more replay ability
On this topic of the worst films.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash
In total this is the greatest catastrophic event in Film history. In the box office...
It cost 100 Million Dollars..... IT MADE
7 Million Dollars in the box office........
Why? It was a terrible terrible movie.
ON the subject of the troll Movies.
The Main Characters Name is Harry Potter. His son Harry Potter Junior. Maybe this is where the entire Harry Potter Series came from!?!?!??!
Catwoman of course
Podpeople
Dinner for schmucks - I HATE THIS MOVIE
Or any movie from science theater 3000
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
It could easily be argued into the top ten most boring films of ALL time. Worst yet, it was "supposed" to be geared towards kids (toys and happy meals and such) and in the near 3 hours, I can honestly only remember about 7 minutes of it. Such a gak-tacular movie.
It was just establishing a long continuing line of video game/movie crossovers being absolute gak 
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