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2013/03/18 22:07:49
Subject: Worst film
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 Breotan wrote:Don't know how I forgot about this one.
"Well, it’s about a gymnast who kicks ass only because the bad guys are dumb enough to leave pommel horses around." - review by American Ninja Man
Like it. Also that would totally happen in real life as well
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2013/03/19 14:48:55
Subject: Worst film
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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I like the Ninja with the WWII German sub-machine gun.
Even Ninjas likes Nazi gear!
Is this a bad time to mention that I love Michael Dudikoff's "American Ninja " movies?
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2013/03/19 20:02:15
Subject: Worst film
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Easy E wrote:Is this a bad time to mention that I love Michael Dudikoff's "American Ninja " movies?
Those became David Bradley's "American Ninja" movies by the time they got really good (bad?).
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2013/03/19 20:23:50
Subject: Worst film
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Archmagos Veneratus Extremis
Home Base: Prosper, TX (Dallas)
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I loved the American Ninja movies!!! So many ninja's in flashy colored ninja suits!!!! So good!
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2013/03/20 11:09:11
Subject: Worst film
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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2013/03/20 12:38:46
Subject: Worst film
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Battlefield Tourist
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Plus, the rule sof multiple Ninjas was in effect.
The rule is something like a Ninja's effectiveness is directly inverse the the number of Ninja present.
I.e. the more Ninjas the worse each one is at Ninja stuff, and the entire groups abilities degrade to a point worse than a single Ninja operating alone.
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2013/03/20 12:52:38
Subject: Worst film
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Executing Exarch
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Yes - there's a set amount of ninj available to each side.
so 1 ninja vs 1 ninja is a deadly fight.
1 ninja vs 100 ninja's = a lot of dead ninja's.
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/03/20 14:47:20
Subject: Worst film
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Archmagos Veneratus Extremis
Home Base: Prosper, TX (Dallas)
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Not my fault if you can't recognize excellent cinema when 150 multi-colored ninjas punch you in the face with it....
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2013/03/20 14:59:15
Subject: Re:Worst film
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Worst film I've ever seen? Hmmmm, possibly 'Cradle 2 The Grave' or 'Ghosts Of Mars'... Both appalling wastes of money and time. They also prove that rappers just cannot act. At all. With the possible exception of Will Smith, but that's pushing it.
Films I love but everyone I know hates? 'Postal' is up there, also 'Silent Hill'. Both bad, but any film that has a cat used as a makeshift silencer is quality in my book....
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2013/03/20 15:03:11
Subject: Worst film
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Executing Exarch
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Silent hill is class 
I love the part where
don't read if you're easily offended
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/03/20 15:07:05
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/03/20 15:21:42
Subject: Re:Worst film
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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 sarpedons-right-hand wrote:Worst film I've ever seen? Hmmmm, possibly 'Cradle 2 The Grave' or 'Ghosts Of Mars'... Both appalling wastes of money and time. They also prove that rappers just cannot act. At all. With the possible exception of Will Smith, but that's pushing it.
Ice-T is pretty good in Law & Order: SVU but I think he and Will Smith are the exceptions to the rule 
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2013/03/20 15:28:12
Subject: Worst film
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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PredaKhaine wrote:Silent hill is class
I love the part where
don't read if you're easily offended
I'm pretty sure everyone who's seen this movie knows exactly what spoiler you were talking about without even reading it
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2013/03/20 15:32:45
Subject: Worst film
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 Mannahnin wrote:Worst film ever:
http://www.troma.com/films/combat-shock/
Terrible papier-mache baby? Check.
Vietnam flashback scenes filmed in the marshes of Long Island, with no budget and extras recruited from the asian bodega on the corner? Check.
Pointless awful terribly-acted 10+ minute scene of two mindless junkies arguing under an overpass? Check.
Bad guy's "tough" bodyguard is a fat dude with silly 80s hair wearing white plastic chains across his body? Check.
I could go on, but I don't want to probe those terrible memories any further.
Heheh. I beat you to it back at the beginning of the thread, although you dredged up the pain to provide a more in depth review.
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2013/03/20 15:33:49
Subject: Worst film
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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 mega_bassist wrote:PredaKhaine wrote:Silent hill is class
I love the part where
don't read if you're easily offended
I'm pretty sure everyone who's seen this movie knows exactly what spoiler you were talking about without even reading it
I thought that was a pretty decent flick... o.O
And that "big monster/blokey" dude... that's Pyramid Head. Yeah, he's boss.
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2013/03/20 15:56:40
Subject: Worst film
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Executing Exarch
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He just needed to shout 'got your skin' and run off and I think it'd be the funniest moment ever recorded on film for me
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/03/20 23:11:47
Subject: Worst film
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Regular Dakkanaut
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 Easy E wrote:I like the Ninja with the WWII German sub-machine gun.
Even Ninjas likes Nazi gear!
Is this a bad time to mention that I love Michael Dudikoff's "American Ninja " movies?
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2013/03/21 01:24:42
Subject: Re:Worst film
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Dreadclaw69 wrote: sarpedons-right-hand wrote:Worst film I've ever seen? Hmmmm, possibly 'Cradle 2 The Grave' or 'Ghosts Of Mars'... Both appalling wastes of money and time. They also prove that rappers just cannot act. At all. With the possible exception of Will Smith, but that's pushing it.
Ice-T is pretty good in Law & Order: SVU but I think he and Will Smith are the exceptions to the rule
Oh yeah!?
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2013/03/21 05:33:08
Subject: Worst film
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
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Having very recently sat through Salo, I'm going to have to tip my hat to that. On an objective, technical level, it's incredibly well made. The symbolism it brings up is superb, and it's something you could really talk about. But that said, it's also the most offensive, painful thing I've ever had to watch, and I hate it.
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2013/03/21 08:47:26
Subject: Worst film
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Executing Exarch
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Kes.
That is all.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/03/21 10:08:32
Subject: Worst film
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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mega_bassist wrote:PredaKhaine wrote:Silent hill is class
I love the part where
don't read if you're easily offended
I'm pretty sure everyone who's seen this movie knows exactly what spoiler you were talking about without even reading it
Not really i thought he was going to mention the part at the end where that woman gets raped by barbed wire then torn apart from within by it .
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2013/03/21 22:03:23
Subject: Re:Worst film
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
On an Express Elevator to Hell!!
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 azazel the cat wrote:Dreadclaw69 wrote: sarpedons-right-hand wrote:Worst film I've ever seen? Hmmmm, possibly 'Cradle 2 The Grave' or 'Ghosts Of Mars'... Both appalling wastes of money and time. They also prove that rappers just cannot act. At all. With the possible exception of Will Smith, but that's pushing it.
Ice-T is pretty good in Law & Order: SVU but I think he and Will Smith are the exceptions to the rule
Oh yeah!?
I agree that that film falls into the 'so bad you can't actually watch it' territory, rather than the 'so bad they are entertaining' category of stuff like the Troma films.
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2013/03/22 10:03:59
Subject: Re:Worst film
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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It looks terrible......... if i ever have to watch it kill me please
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2013/03/22 12:37:45
Subject: Re:Worst film
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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How could i forget the Digimon movie?
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2013/03/22 13:05:36
Subject: Worst film
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 Cheesecat wrote: Tappers wrote:Whilst Skyfall is my all-time favourite film, if any Bond film with Roger Moore in it starts playing on TV then I run out of the room, shut the door, stick my fingers in my ears and stay in my bedroom till the film ends. I hate Roger Moore.
I don't think it's Rogger Moore's fault those films are bad, I mean no on could have turned the scripts they had into a masterpiece.
Idk, man. Roger Moore is REALLY wooden in those movies. He has no charisma. A good actor can make a bad script fun, but he doesn't do it. Automatically Appended Next Post:
It was so bad the director had to try the same story twice more to get it right with The Girl Who Lept Through Time and Summer Wars, which are both WAY better.
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2013/04/03 15:46:54
Subject: Worst film
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Three Color Minimum
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 Rented Tritium wrote: Cheesecat wrote: Tappers wrote:Whilst Skyfall is my all-time favourite film, if any Bond film with Roger Moore in it starts playing on TV then I run out of the room, shut the door, stick my fingers in my ears and stay in my bedroom till the film ends. I hate Roger Moore.
I don't think it's Rogger Moore's fault those films are bad, I mean no on could have turned the scripts they had into a masterpiece.
Idk, man. Roger Moore is REALLY wooden in those movies. He has no charisma. A good actor can make a bad script fun, but he doesn't do it.
Yeah, I agree. He had the same expression for everything:
"You will die 007!" Moore: 0 - 0
"I want you to go on a mission, 007..." Moore: 0 - 0
"Oh, you're so handsome, James..." Moore: 0 - 0
etc.
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2013/04/03 16:06:26
Subject: Worst film
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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Tappers wrote:
Yeah, I agree. He had the same expression for everything:
"You will die 007!" Moore: 0 - 0
"I want you to go on a mission, 007..." Moore: 0 - 0
"Oh, you're so handsome, James..." Moore: 0 - 0
etc.
How can you forget the eyebrow action?
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2013/04/03 16:12:10
Subject: Worst film
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Old Sourpuss
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Like that?
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2013/04/03 16:17:17
Subject: Worst film
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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Close enough That's a pretty good likeness for him
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2013/04/03 19:40:13
Subject: Worst film
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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Star Trek: Insurrection.
Goddamn awful, but my second favourite Star Trek movie, as it's just so damned funny (my favourite being the JJ Abrams reboot, which was probably the first time Star Trek has actually been good).
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2013/04/04 09:02:37
Subject: Re:Worst film
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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 Pacific wrote: azazel the cat wrote:Dreadclaw69 wrote: sarpedons-right-hand wrote:Worst film I've ever seen? Hmmmm, possibly 'Cradle 2 The Grave' or 'Ghosts Of Mars'... Both appalling wastes of money and time. They also prove that rappers just cannot act. At all. With the possible exception of Will Smith, but that's pushing it.
Ice-T is pretty good in Law & Order: SVU but I think he and Will Smith are the exceptions to the rule
Oh yeah!?
I agree that that film falls into the 'so bad you can't actually watch it' territory, rather than the 'so bad they are entertaining' category of stuff like the Troma films.
"Ditch the zero. Get with the hero." LOL that movie was too much.
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