I want to thank Dakka :)

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**Rysaer**

Just like to thank the modding team, I'm going to finally pull my finger out and get my DCM.

Although I don't know if I want to be funding facism/terrorism and the removal of my freedom of speech.

Dakka Dakka are the same as say MMORPG.com.. They have a personal interest that some "truths" should not be known.

I never knew that Dakka Dakka was behind such massive truths as the Fake Moon Landing, JFK Assassination, Watergate and several other high end conspiracies. Also they are the holders of the colonels secret recipe: (Grease, Chicken & Salt.)

Don't tell anyone though.

Bad troll is bad.

Good Mod Team and Fun, Kind and Interesting users is good.

Also please don't Bane me, if it took Batman that much effort to save Gotham and get back on Dakka Dakka then I've no chance

**Ouze**

Another day in the life of a Dakka moderator.

Should those have been 3 day banes, though?

**Grey Templar**

timetowaste85 wrote:
ironicsilence wrote:
Mods 1 Poor Troll 0

Actually, I'm pretty sure this thread has given the MODS a chance to troll a member to their hearts' content. Not the OP's original plan, but the flaming idiot who tried to start a revolution against the MODS certainly did a bangup job of looking like a Class-A butthole.

*that, or he was actually a MOD who made a secondary account as a joke to give the other MODS all a bit of fun-I'm actually leaning towards this possibility.

Which would make it a Mods fault and we would be 100% correct in blaming the victim,

Sooooooo this means the wiener appoclypse is upon us?

**Adam LongWalker**

Hmmm wiener.... a god fearing food, next to beer and pizza....

**Grot 6**

This is probibly one of the better threads out there. A guy starts out thanking dakka and everyone goes crazy. Dogs and Cats mating end of the world stuff!

If I would have known it was that kind of party, I would have dipped my Space Marine in the mashed potatoes.

**insaniak**

Grot 6 wrote:
I would have dipped my Space Marine in the mashed potatoes.

Is that a euphemism?

**timetowaste85**

MajorTom11 wrote:
MeanGreenStompa wrote:
The actual reason for the swear filter is so as not to offend MajorTom, as he's a delicate flower who wilts at the first sign of profanity...

That's right! Here in Canada, we are enlightened souls who never, ever swear because it offends the polar bears who build our igloos.

Tristan I am sure you are aware by now I can barely get a sentence out without 3 f bombs in it in real life lol!

Wait, MajorTom, did you just out MGS's real name? Hey, MGS: MajorTom just alerted me that you were named after my mom's cat!

Oh, this is gonna be good... *sits back and steeples fingers...* Let the war begin...

**Ouze**

Once you know MGS's true name, all you need are the right runes and a perfect circle, and you can banish him back to the warp for a thousand years and a day.

However, if there is any flaw in your circle, MGS will devour your soul while whistling showtunes.

**Alpharius**

I'd be careful about saying MGS' 'true name'...

...speak of the devil, heat the rustle of his wings!

Actually, you should be so lucky - that accent of his is something else!!!

**Happygrunt**

Ouze wrote:
Another day in the life of a Dakka moderator.

Should those have been 3 day banes, though?

Can we get this put on the front page like a "Welcome to Dakka" image?

**Alfndrate**

We need the gif of Oprah telling people, "you get a car, you get a car!" But with reds8n's avatar and banes instead of cars. (Or would it be cares?)

**OverwatchCNC**

Easily the best thread of today.

**RiTides**

Your photoshops never cease to amaze, Ouze

And MGS' accent is indeed a thing of beauty!

This thread brightened a rather dismal day for me... thanks

**Frankenberry**

Ouze wrote:
Another day in the life of a Dakka moderator.

Should those have been 3 day banes, though?

This picture radiates the power of pure win. So saving this.

**Alpharius**

**Eldercaveman**

reds8n wrote:
Nucflash wrote:

I personaly have to disagree, the moderators on this site are a bunch of fascists

We do predominantly wear black it's true. Mainly as it's slimming but it also looks just dandy by torchlight as we invade small eastern European countries.

who have never heard of the right to "FREEDOM OF SPEECH".

Nope, we all have. It's frequently brought up by truly inane posters who oft lack the wit and intellect to actually come up with an argument or a reason for their own actions.

Most privatly run forums on the internet are like this these days.. If you go againt the norm, or point out Hard truths,

Ah hard truths, the auld enemy. We meet again.

Never see soft truth anymore do you eh ? Thing of the past like white crumbly dog gak, "Tab clear" and that friendly orangutan who used to help rescue the kids in comic books and lead them to the cool refreshing taste of Capri-Sun. All in the space of a page, wonderful story telling.

Or the CB Bears! Despite some desperate attempts by forum moderators and similar ne'er-do-wells you barely see or hear anything about them either !

Truly we cower under the shadow of the NWO.

that the general delusional public that frequent that forum disagree with you get baned or edetid.

Thank god we have you to save us Neo, the machines are nearly at Zion and we don't know how much longer we can hold out !

Dakka Dakka are the same as say MMORPG.com.. They have a personal interest that some "truths" should not be known.

It's true that we do actively work to hide the incredible truth about JFK's assassination, the secret ingredient in Coca Cola and what women really think !

All at the behest of our Pentagon masters of course.

And they are suported by their "FANBOY" Squad, who report and try to shut down anyone that speaks out of term.

Don't you dare disrespect the FANBOY Squad. They don't work for cheap but they're worth nearly every peso we throw at them !

In the old days we had the Curch doing this

The dark old days of 2nd edition, when there was only dial-up, people were inundated with those poxy AOL discs for XX hours of free web browsing and the Catholic church ruled wargaming forums with an ironfist, confident that the Squat army book would be released anyday soon, and the old Slaan warriors would still be usable in WFB.

dark, dark days indeed.

.. someone said the earth is round and it goes around the sun

His name lost forevermore to the mists of time.

... The Curch "Fanboys" screamed -"Heratic! BURN HIM At THE STAKE!!!". That he was Right matterd not. Same goes on privatly run forums in the 21st century..

I suspect I will get edited and Baned for my "truth" speaking so catch you all on the flip-side....HAHAH

Don't be silly, you'll be burnt at the stake of course.

Well we say stake but there's every chance it'll turn out to be largely horse !

LoL trolled by a MOD.

Also can we get 'There is no freedom of speech on Dakka' as one of the tab bars titles?

@OP and OT I also thank you Dakka.

Hmm does this make us the fanboys?

**Grey Templar**

Yes, yes it does. Here is your robe and mask.

Now recite the oath of unwavering loyality to our lord and savior Yakface!

**djphranq**

I don't want to thank Dakka.... I want to SPANK Dakka! hoooooo yeah... wpish wpish wpish...

**Eldercaveman**

Grey Templar wrote:
Yes, yes it does. Here is your robe and mask.

Now recite the oath of unwavering loyality to our lord and savior Yakface!

Yay! I've always wanted to be accepted

**Oakenshield**

Major Tom hit me with a 3 day ban for posting The Dream of the Fisherman's wife. He told me that posting tentacle porn was wildly inappropriate. I was pretty steamed and wrote a long winded response in which I called him a philistine. He responded with a very well thought out answer that made me see his side of the argument. He's a cool dude, even if he isn't down for getting weird with cephalopods.

**Ouze**

**Grey Templar**

djphranq wrote:
I don't want to thank Dakka.... I want to SPANK Dakka! hoooooo yeah... wpish wpish wpish...

Alpharious's chambers are down the hall, third door on the left, in the dungeon.

**Ouze**

Oakenshield wrote:
Major Tom hit me with a 3 day ban for posting The Dream of the Fisherman's wife].

Oh MAN, I was hoping to post this again someday.

**judgedoug**

insaniak wrote:
Grot 6 wrote:
I would have dipped my Space Marine in the mashed potatoes.

Is that a euphemism?

It is now

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silent25 wrote:
judgedoug wrote:

Dakka Dakka: a community of Malifaux/Warmachine/40k/WH/Infinity/KingsOfWar/XWing/BoltAction/FoW/etc players who discuss various things from news and rumors to tactics and so forth in the miniature gaming world in a relatively polite and respectful manner AND ALSO IT'S RUN BY FASCISTS WHO HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE RIGHT TO "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" AND YOU WILLGET EDETID OR BANED!!1!

/sig'ed

While I feel the forum has some problems and bias, the mods do try to do a good job on keeping everyone in line.

Though now that I look at that sig, the mod's may have problems with it out of context <_<;

Aww, I feel so warm and fuzzy. Hopefully you don't get baned.

I sense a lot of sigs updating due to this thread...

**Eldercaveman**

I think when new members join, before the sign up agreeing to allow the MOD's to Saddam over us all, they should be made to read the thread.

**Grey Templar**

So we Fanboys need an official name.

Modsquad, Modlings, Dakka Stormtroopers, Dakka Ratfinks... keep em coming.

**Eldercaveman**

Grey Templar wrote:
So we Fanboys need an official name.

Modsquad, Modlings, Dakka Stormtroopers, Dakka Ratfinks... keep em coming.

UltraMODsmurfs

**Grey Templar**

Hmm, maybe a slight change.

Ultramodrines

**OverwatchCNC**

Grey Templar wrote:
Hmm, maybe a slight change.

Ultramodrines

That has my vote!

**Eldercaveman**

OverwatchCNC wrote:
Grey Templar wrote:
Hmm, maybe a slight change.

Ultramodrines

That has my vote!

+1, also taking a 50/50 split of the credit