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2013/03/31 00:41:51
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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 Void__Dragon wrote:Also very youthful-looking and fit for his age, an accomplished martial artist with a pretty decent record...
What has he lost? Perhaps the respect of others?
"Loser" in this context is a synonym of "contemptable".
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2013/03/31 00:44:43
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Try jerkass. It works better, IMO.
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2013/03/31 00:45:03
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Zealous Sin-Eater
Montreal
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Void__Dragon wrote:Are you really so incapable of articulating a response that you resort straight to member bashing in your second post?
It seemed appropriate.
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2013/03/31 00:59:21
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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I accept your concession.
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2013/03/31 00:49:29
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Nah, I think I'll keep using loser. It's less of a swear word.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2013/03/31 00:52:47
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Dreg perhaps? It has the bonus of giving off an aura of being a pretentious noble.
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2013/03/31 01:03:29
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Void__Dragon wrote:Dreg perhaps? It has the bonus of giving off an aura of being a pretentious noble.
If I wanted to roleplay I'd call him a heretic. Which, in 40k, is lower than a dreg.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2013/03/31 01:35:15
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
Croatia
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I dunno, I kind of respect Chuck ( but not for his contribution in acting obviosly )...
I' mean he was a karate champ for about 6-7 years ??? And he acted with Bruce Lee (bow to that)....
I think Steven Seagal and the real Sly were much more mock worthy :
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ADB: I showed the Wolves revealing the key weakness at the heart of the World Eaters; showing Angron that his Legion was broken and worthless compared to the others; that he was the one primarch who couldn't trust his own warriors, and that they didn't care if he lived or died; showing that loyalty to brothers and sons is the heart of success for the Legiones Astartes, to the point even Lorgar makes a big deal out of saying the World Eaters and their primarch were massively outclassed by Russ, and Angron was too stupid to see the lesson Russ had sacrificed time, sweat, and blood, to teach. We're talking about a battle the Wolves won, by isolating the enemy general through pack tactics, and threatening to kill him, without a hope of defending himself. It was a balance, 50/50 - Angron overpowered Russ, and the Wolves were losing ground to the World Eaters; but Russ and his warriors had Angron by the balls, and barely broke a sweat. They won, no question. Lorgar even says: "The Wolves won, meathead."
Dorn won’t help you either. He’s too busy being the Emperor’s groundskeeper, hiding behind the palace walls. The Wolf is too busy cutting off heads as our father’s executioner, while the Lion holds on to his secrets, and has no special fondness for you. Who else will come? Not Ferrus, certainly. Nor Corax either. Even as we speak, I suspect he flees for Deliverance. Sanguinius?’ Curze laughed cruelly. ‘The angel is more cursed than I. The Khan? He does not wish to be found. So who is left? No one, Vulkan. None of them will come. You are simply not that important. You are alone.’ Konrad Curze to Vulkan
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2013/03/31 01:51:39
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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There are those who can't accept that others view the world differently than them, so they get really mad and try to dismiss their accomplishments because of this fact. It's silly, but the internet is the land of silliness.
Not to say that this Chuck Norris meme isn't silly as well.
But, to answer the question, Chuck Norris is the Chuck Norris of 40k. The Nightbringer taught the lesser races to fear death. Chuck Norris taught the Nightbringer.
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2013/03/31 19:38:10
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Crazed Cultist of Khorne
On the right hand of the Skull Throne
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He's probably zael from ravenor (at least when he was addicted to flects)
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No actually he's a snotling.
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2013/03/31 19:43:58
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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 Eetion wrote:Id also add a vote for Colonel Iron Hand Stracken.
Killer Punch and supposedly ripped a Land Sharks throat out with his teeth after it ripped his arm off.... Now thats a Chuck Norris Surprise attack right there..
Another vote for Stracken. Using Chuck as a memetic badass, Stracken fills that role in spades.
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2013/03/31 20:22:38
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Humanity is for the weak. Khorne is clearly the embodiment of Chuck Norris' fighting skills.
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2013/03/31 20:49:09
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Selym wrote:Humanity is for the weak. Khorne is clearly the embodiment of Chuck Norris' fighting skills.
Gork and Mork regularly beat Khorne up, what does taht make them?
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2013/03/31 20:50:01
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 Melissia wrote:Selym wrote:Humanity is for the weak. Khorne is clearly the embodiment of Chuck Norris' fighting skills.
Gork and Mork regularly beat Khorne up, what does taht make them?
They are Chuck Norris' older brothers. Collectivley known as Gorkamorka. 
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2013/03/31 22:21:42
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Melissia wrote:Selym wrote:Humanity is for the weak. Khorne is clearly the embodiment of Chuck Norris' fighting skills.
Gork and Mork regularly beat Khorne up, what does taht make them?
Bruce and Lee 
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
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2013/03/31 22:36:45
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Dakka Veteran
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Huron has a few badass points, but he cheated with chaos. But it's gotta be Marbo Who the hell else just shows up in a fight full of giant aliens and tanks armed with a pistol and a knife and STILL wins?
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2013/04/01 05:29:18
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Melissia wrote:Gork and Mork regularly beat Khorne up, what does taht make them?
Clearly they are too cowardly to face Khorne one on one.
Orks are like that, talk big when they outnumber you, chumps solo.
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2013/04/01 06:45:23
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Void__Dragon wrote: Melissia wrote:Gork and Mork regularly beat Khorne up, what does taht make them?
Clearly they are too cowardly to face Khorne one on one.
Orks are like that, talk big when they outnumber you, chumps solo.
Actually they take on the choas gods four to two.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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2013/04/01 07:03:06
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Melissia wrote: Void__Dragon wrote: Melissia wrote:Gork and Mork regularly beat Khorne up, what does taht make them?
Clearly they are too cowardly to face Khorne one on one.
Orks are like that, talk big when they outnumber you, chumps solo.
Actually they take on the choas gods four to two.
And that's not even counting all the eldar gods, and other warp entities.
Those two are the ultimate warp-based badasses
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2013/04/01 07:24:24
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Can you show them fighting all four Chaos powers simultaneously? Automatically Appended Next Post: Selym wrote:And that's not even counting all the eldar gods, and other warp entities.
Those two are the ultimate warp-based badasses
All the Eldar gods?
So... Cegorach?
Khaine is busy being the galaxy's biggest broken mirror, Isha is in a cage, and even Cegorach only rarely shows himself.
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2013/04/01 07:26:11
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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Harker.
Or my stormboy nob that ruined a game by himself
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2013/04/01 08:06:33
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Void__Dragon wrote:
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Selym wrote:And that's not even counting all the eldar gods, and other warp entities.
Those two are the ultimate warp-based badasses
All the Eldar gods?
So... Cegorach?
Khaine is busy being the galaxy's biggest broken mirror, Isha is in a cage, and even Cegorach only rarely shows himself.
They're still there. No matter how weak anything is, it can still put up some kind of a fight
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2013/04/01 09:04:32
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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If you mean someone whose deeds and abilities are totally exaggerated (when they aren't completly fabricated), and who actually is a pompous, self-righteous donkey-cave?
Kaldor Draigo I guess.
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2013/04/02 18:21:14
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Banelord Titan Princeps of Khorne
Noctis Labyrinthus
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Hey, how do you know Draigo is a pompous, self-righteous donkey-cave?
As I recall, Ward felt no need to bother describing something silly like his "personality".
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2013/04/01 10:13:45
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
Inside Yvraine
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Maugan Ra is Chuck Norris.
He basically tied a craftworld to his back and walked out of the Eye of Terror, dragging it behind him. That's a Chuck Norris feat right there.
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2013/04/01 10:19:35
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Troubled By Non-Compliant Worlds
Eschara
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Now that's Tzeentch-class comeback, Void-Dragon. Nicely played..
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Also the fact that Maugan Ra, stood alone against a whole swarm of Tyranids, and won.
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2013/04/01 10:31:30
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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 Warzoner wrote:Just wanted to know the opinion of other wargamers. So, aside from the Emperor, the Primarchs and the Chaos Gods (so any big Uber-being) who do you think represent the Chuck Norris of the W40k universe (AKA, the Badass character) and why ?
Fluff Wise, I vouch for Drazar the Master of Blades. Single-handedly butchered a bunch of Incubi before slaying an Incubi master without breaking a sweat, never speaking, and having the look of the guy you don't want to mess with (or at least, his artwork in the DE codex has the look).
What's is your opinion ?
that lone guardsman who just butchered half a chaos spacemarine squad single handedly. too bad he has no legs. butchered them on his bloody stumps. some call him Yarrick, some say he is going to go far. others think that is in a box, who knows he might even be a great hero of the people. for Armageddon 
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2013/04/03 08:54:44
Subject: Re:Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Lysander and Marbo are the first that come to my mind...
Lysander is a tough cookie,..
Marbo is a sneaky git...
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2013/04/03 13:59:25
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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Void__Dragon wrote:Hey, how do you know Draigo is a pompous, self-righteous donkey-cave?
As I recall, Ward felt no need to bother describing something silly like his "personality".
Because Draigo is a stand-in for Ward, and Matthew is all of those things, so I imagine they have the same personality.
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2013/04/03 14:17:22
Subject: Who's the Chuck Norris of the W40K universe ?
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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Mephiston, after waking up beating orks to bloody pulp with his bare hands...
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You have ruled this galaxy for ten thousand years
Yet have little of account to show for your efforts
Order. Unity. Obedience.
We taught the galaxy these things
And we shall do so again.
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