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2013/05/08 16:50:28
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sweet!
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2013/05/08 17:05:57
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Lieutenant Colonel
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looks cool, just signed up and learning
http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?mode=edit&id=2126701
horriblehorus is my tag
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2013/05/08 17:21:43
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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 JB wrote:The humans tossed notprop's dead body out of Ling.
Barriers are at HB.
Discospider is here too.
This is not quite true, Tara Reed needled me and then chucked my now living body out the window. Where the human love Tara? I might not have revived and punched you in the chops (I would) but I might not have! Untrustworthy these Oomies are.
So they'll be chicken incoming to the mall if I can get this Grud dammed meat puppet body working again! 
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2013/05/08 17:30:10
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Welcome! And nice name.
We're in Vinetown: if you use the map on this page ( http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Malton) to head over here, we'll try to get you started on a healthy diet of brains as soon as possible.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2013/05/08 18:00:32
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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HUMAN UGH
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog 
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2013/05/08 18:07:17
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Damnit! I don't have the AP to un-human you! Let me bite you, at least. Where are you?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/08 18:07:34
DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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2013/05/08 18:14:49
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Strolled right in. Same room as you.....wait one
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2013/05/08 18:18:18
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ow! Stop hitting me!
I only had 3 AP, so I did a poor job.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/08 18:18:58
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2013/05/08 18:20:24
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Something going on...I hit you and your were at 49.......
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2013/05/08 18:22:38
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm still at 49. I was kidding. 
But seriously. Don't hit me.
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2013/05/08 18:24:58
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm MRE mode.....Me Ready to Eat....25 HP
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2013/05/08 18:28:21
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Will you both stop hitting on each other, It's creeping the other zombies out!
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2013/05/08 18:28:32
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Once you guys have finished munch on Jihadin, I'm down to 12hp (although I'm still a zed) and could do with finishing off too please (Damn Jensen, NE corner).
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2013/05/08 18:29:31
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No! Target rich environment and I'm out of AP!
I mean. I find my fellow zombies plight disturbing and wish I could help them with their afflictions.
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2013/05/08 18:40:54
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Been some human activity at the mall, I was shot in the head and tossed outside ( they can't revive me, so have to waste ammo pluging rounds in me).
Mall is also being rebaricaded.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
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2013/05/08 18:45:50
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Welcome easysauce!
We are glad to have you as a member of the Horde. 
Can you find your way to Mitchem Mall in Vinetown?
The humans just broadcast this message: 26.34 MHz: "7 nurgling zeds in Mitchem. Help secure. Combat revivable" (5 seconds ago)
Technically, there are five Nurglings here as well as one of the Tyrant's Legion and wmarcy of WetWorx (who apparently likes to hit on Kronk).
Also, after hitting Jihadin, I have the Flesh Rot skill which means...
Imma zed tank!
Glad you are back Fitzz! Hope the new place is living up to expectations!
Sorry to hear about the humans giving you such a rude welcome back party.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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2013/05/08 18:48:13
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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JB wrote:who apparently likes to hit on Kronk).
Who doesnt?
Also, if you're after another award, maybe "over my dead body" for a certain number of deaths?
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2013/05/08 18:50:32
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Lieutenant Colonel
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ok probly be in vinetown tommorow
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2013/05/08 18:51:04
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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I like that one, Dave.
I'm still working through the individual medal images and uploading them to the Wiki. I'll add "Over my dead body".
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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2013/05/08 18:52:17
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Guys, Mall is under attack and VERY low on zombies. There is four of us in SE corner and everything else is empty. We need bodies inside PRONTO or we are in real risk of losing the Mall.
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"All flesh MUST be eaten!"
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2013/05/08 18:53:20
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Lets not forget to add....."Whitest teeth" award for outstanding bites....
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2013/05/08 19:15:46
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Bloody hell. They gots me with a needle. I may come back as chicken... Ill see when I have some AP.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/08 19:16:27
 insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons...
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2013/05/08 19:35:43
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A zombie clawed at you for 2 damage. (1 hour and 12 minutes ago) ...and again.
again. ...and again. (1 hour and 6 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 6 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 6 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 6 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 3 minutes ago)
Doctor Sapirstein killed a zombie with a pistol. (58 minutes ago)
A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (56 minutes ago)
The zombie grabbed hold of you! (56 minutes ago)
Monsignor Burke injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (54 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again.
Doctor Where healed you for 10 HP. (37 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
Radio Static killed a zombie with a shotgun. (13 minutes ago)
Tara Reed killed a zombie with a shotgun. (4 minutes ago)
Pick a new rally point....think we're getting evicted.
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2013/05/08 19:38:53
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Not Tara Reed! She's hot. Pity about her ____ Job, though. Ugh.
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2013/05/08 19:52:01
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Ghulam Doctor
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Feck, Out of AP and stuck outside due to a stupid ruined building NW of the Mall... Great!
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Your mind is software. Program it.
Your body is a shell. Change it.
Death is a disease. Cure it.
Extinction is approaching. Fight it. |
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2013/05/08 20:00:53
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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No worries.
We are going to experience these seesaw capture and losses of the Mall until our numbers and experience grow. The humans are rallying because we pose a threat but I don't think they have the staying power of the Dakka Dakka beer and pretzels crowd. They'll lose interest and we'll keep growing stronger and more skilled.
It took them 2 shotgun shells and 10 pistol shells to kill me this time. Three different survivors had to shoot at me. How will they keep that up once two dozen of us are zombie tanks? Syringes are going out of style and they will need a lot of ammo to stop us. And if they are shooting, then they are not searching.
I made this page in the Wiki of medals you can use for your user page (your zombie character page) in the Urban Dead Wiki. It's just for lulz so feel free to modify them as you feel fit, upload the variants, and suggest new types of medals (such as the Hit a Brick Wall for kronk).
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/08 20:01:53
The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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2013/05/08 20:01:35
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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My job.
I know it.
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2013/05/08 20:09:54
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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JB wrote:No worries.
We are going to experience these seesaw capture and losses of the Mall until our numbers and experience grow. The humans are rallying because we pose a threat but I don't think they have the staying power of the Dakka Dakka beer and pretzels crowd. They'll lose interest and we'll keep growing stronger and more skilled.
We are not evicted yet! SE corner is holding but unfortunately doors have been closed.
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"All flesh MUST be eaten!"
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2013/05/08 20:13:09
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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And I just added it to the page.
Looks like this:
My user page as an example.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/08 20:16:34
The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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2013/05/08 20:16:47
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Chicken is served. NE of Mitchem mall.
I need to be killed pronto. I need that badge dammit!!!!
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