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Oh, that's Grakmar!

Ok...we'll contact him.

Thanks, much appreciated

I'm on the other Nurgling forum now - just what I needed another forum to waste time on!

Definitely fall back to Attrill if you can guys; that'll be our launch point.

Any chicken is welcome to wait outside.

Ling is at lightly. Come on over here and get at it!

Ling barricade smushed. Door opener needed.

Opened. Six inside, 4 infected.

This was not the plan...

Attrill was already ruined, and Ling was ripe for sacking.

If anyone is low on AP certainly fall back to attrill. If you're looking for XP pop into Ling on your way by.

Sales is on 26 hp. So much chicken!

 Monster Rain wrote:
Attrill was already ruined, and Ling was ripe for sacking.

If anyone is low on AP certainly fall back to attrill. If you're looking for XP pop into Ling on your way by.

It's alright, food's food and I like it when we just follow our instincts rather than plan everything out.

You are inside Ling Boulevard Police Dept. The floor and walls are marked with splashes of blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Algernon885, Dimitri Rezanov, Jude Chavel, Radio Static and awwman76.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted Shoot. Reload. Repeat. Fun. #NurglingsSuckAzz onto a wall.

There are four other zombies here, three of them from your horde.

There is a dead body here.

You maul Jude Chavel for 2 damage. They drop to 33 HP.

I have no idea why but 10 attacks on Jude Chavel and not one hit... So I ran away and hid to save my AP for tomorrow.

There is alot of chicken in the police dept.

How do they know about our Azzsuckage? Those bounders have cracked our code, We're all gonna die! What's that? Oh yeah we are already dead, don't mind me carry on feasting chaps.

It's a good sign when the survivors begin chatting rubbish about your group in the walls...
Which reminds me I need to get a spray can.

 purplefood wrote:
It's a good sign when the survivors begin chatting rubbish about your group in the walls...
Which reminds me I need to get a spray can.

Yes, you need paint!

There is much chicken in Ling PD. I ran in, tripped over a dead body, and accidentally put my fist through Jude Chavel. Then I kicked Algernon885 in the shin. He still has lots of HP left.

I also stepped on Kronk on my way over to Ling.

To be fair to Algernon585, he has allot of HP as he is my primary target. Nothing can get to him through the blur of my massed missed attacks!

At least you are cooling him down.

Yeah it's hard being this refreshing.

Yes, lots and lots of the other white meat in Ling... In fact, so much that all I can say is:

Inside Ling:

Algernon is at 10 HP now. Anyone here who's still at level 1 wanna finish him off?

Dimitri is at 52 HP

Radio Static is at 43 HP

awwwman is at 42 HP

I just got ejected from the dinner party. At least it took him a lot of ammo.

He headshot me though so I will be out here for at least two hours.

Hahaha! Dinner party.

uuuggggg just made it to vine town with awfulhorus no mor AP for now

 easysauce wrote:
uuuggggg just made it to vine town with awfulhorus no mor AP for now

No worries, easysauce! We are all somewhere between Mitchem Mall and Ling PD. Get your APs back up and then come join the fun!



P.S. Watch out for Jihadin; he bites!

Jesus, one woman just syringed 4 zeds.


Aaaaand that is why Ankle Grab and Brain Rot are possibly the most valuable skills I purchased.

 Just Dave wrote:
Jesus, one woman just syringed 4 zeds.


Aaaaand that is why Ankle Grab and Brain Rot are possibly the most valuable skills I purchased.

Yeah, I just got joined on the street outside Ling by a lot of my zed friends.

You recognise Ijustwantaname, notpopped, M'kar, Lost My Dog and Azazel the Cat amongst them.

There will be lots of Free Chicken here later!

And ijustwantaname is going to be glad that he bought Brain Rot since he gets to eat instead of being eaten.

...aaaand now that we've all been chucked out and banned from Ling we can start to discuss about where we'll have dinner tomorrow

Hey! I'm still inside and with my full 60HP, thank you very much. It is at VHB though.

They want me.

Discussions for the next target have taken place on the other forum.

Those turkeys turned me into chicken....... again!

Crystal Giselle - you're on the list. The next time I see her she can be damn sure I'm going to waft my claws ineffectually in her direction!

 Just Dave wrote:
Hey! I'm still inside and with my full 60HP, thank you very much. It is at VHB though.

They want me.

Discussions for the next target have taken place on the other forum.

So you were the last Zed left standing after Tara Reed shotgunned me? Oh well, I'm sure they've saved the rest of their ammo just for you... Make us proud before the headshot.