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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 03:42:56
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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They revived me, so I went into the police department and got a flak jacket. I am now ready to return to the blissful sleep of death.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 03:55:46
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Lost my dog......is back amongst us dead.....so if I bolo...well.....ALL PRAISE GRANDADDY NURGLE!!!!
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 04:11:17
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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Thanks, Jihadin.  Hopefully this flak jacket will be helpful.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 04:19:00
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Posts with Authority
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Popped Ling and jumped inside, mostly to pass the time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 04:20:38
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Someone smacked me with a newspaper! Venganza! ...Mick McManix killed me. Now I'm a zombie again. I was far less of a threat in human form. Inside Ling: Algernon is at 33 HP Awwwman is at 46 HP Kaspar is at 24 HP
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/10 04:22:29
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 04:22:04
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Stubborn Hammerer
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Inside Ling
Algernon885 has 22 HP.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 04:27:13
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Inside Ling myself....ZERO AP
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 04:54:31
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Squatting with the squigs
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algernon is now 37 hp, I got bloodthirst and decided to attack with 8 ap. ALL hail my extra 6 xp!
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My new blog: http://kardoorkapers.blogspot.com.au/
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 05:02:40
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Kaspar's dead. I think he was my 5th kill (not counting free chicken).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 05:20:09
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Alg down 30 HP.....ZERO AP........Az stop looking atme like free chicken...I'm a CHicken Hawk.........Hawk keyword........put the fork down please....I AM NOT A YARDBIRD!!!!! (Yardbird=chicken)
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 05:27:41
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Awwman 76 told me that there were 7 zombies in Ling PD, and then he ran away. Only Algernon885 is left to eat.
...and a chickenhawk...
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 05:48:19
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Squatting with the squigs
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Is jihadin aware of the alternative meaning of chicken hawk?
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My new blog: http://kardoorkapers.blogspot.com.au/
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 05:56:48
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Probably not until he googles it. It's not applicable to him though. He did his service time and got a "memento" for it. As far as I concerned he can take any monicker he wants. If he wants to call himself Ozzy Ozbourne, my response would be, "Eat more chicken, Ozzy!"
And anyone in the US remembers those chicken hawk cartoons...hilarious!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/10 05:57:59
The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 05:58:17
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Can anyone open the doors at ling? I have some AP to use and a hunger.
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:00:04
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Alg is 21 HP.....and I can't open doors....yet Automatically Appended Next Post: Chicken Hawk is also a good read...Heuy Pilot in Vietnam
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/10 06:00:45
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:01:29
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Bet you can't wait for this:
Unfortunately, I don't have any AP so I cannot walk outsde and then back inside to open the door.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:02:59
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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A revivified notpopped just opened the doors, pray enter brothers.
Breakfast is served.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/10 06:04:53
How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:03:49
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Lings open again. Guys just about dead EDIT: IS dead, also: Somebody has spraypainted Shoot. Reload. Repeat. Fun. #NurglingsSuckAzz onto a wall, Think we're making waves
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/05/10 06:05:08
Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:06:25
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Nice kills, guys.
Helloooo notpopped AKA Free Chicken!
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:06:59
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Lets set a long term goal....the Hospital muhahahaha....oh wait.....----->insert evil laughter version 666<---
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:08:14
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Noooooo!!!! I fell like a fat bloke in a mobility scooter outside a KFC with a step up to the door....
Scratch that.... Thank you for opening the doors.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/10 06:10:06
insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:40:56
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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notprop wrote:A revivified notpopped just opened the doors, pray enter brothers.
Breakfast is served. 
You maul notpopped for 2 damage. They die.
Thanks mate. You were tasty.
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"All flesh MUST be eaten!"
- Proud Zombies of the Tyrant's Legion |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:43:07
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Free Chicken anyone? I'm at 7hp at the moment.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:43:39
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Now where are Albacorpse, M'Kar, The First, and HiveFleetPlastic?
They might be Free Chicken too!
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:45:23
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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M'Kar at 4 HP........
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 06:51:26
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Squatting with the squigs
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JB wrote:
Probably not until he googles it. It's not applicable to him though. He did his service time and got a "memento" for it. As far as I concerned he can take any monicker he wants. If he wants to call himself Ozzy Ozbourne, my response would be, "Eat more chicken, Ozzy!"
And anyone in the US remembers those chicken hawk cartoons...hilarious!
I remember those cartoons, they were awesome.
I've never heard of that version of chicken hawk, the only one i know of is someone who hunts for under age erm...snacks.
MY first kill and it was a fellow nurgling, I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/10 06:53:27
My new blog: http://kardoorkapers.blogspot.com.au/
Manchu - "But so what? The Bible also says the flood destroyed the world. You only need an allegorical boat to tackle an allegorical flood."
Shespits "Anything i see with YOLO has half naked eleventeen year olds Girls. And of course booze and drugs and more half naked elventeen yearolds Girls. O how i wish to YOLO again!"
Rubiksnoob "Next you'll say driving a stick with a Scandinavian supermodel on your lap while ripping a bong impairs your driving. And you know what, I'M NOT GOING TO STOP, YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 07:24:04
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Er yeah, thanks for scratching my back fellers. I feel much better with the buzzing back in my ears.
I must confess I had 18ap when I opened the door to Ling but wasted it searching for pistol ammo so that I could shoot Alg in the face. I only found a shotgun shell, that story finishes with me with no xp sitting at the bottom of an empty KFC box. When will I learn?
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 07:37:52
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Great job on Ling, guys.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 08:14:54
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Where next? Automatically Appended Next Post: Started on the Bubcar tower barricades. Automatically Appended Next Post: But im back in Ling now with 0 AP
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/05/10 08:16:41
Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/10 08:18:05
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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I take it everyone is somewhat sans AP at the moment?
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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