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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 06:56:28
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Posts with Authority
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You are inside Shyar Cinema, a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Baked Monkey (60HP), Dawn Davenport (60HP), LVH Lew (55HP), RedeyeSy (60HP), Doctor Where (60HP), John89 (60HP), Kono (55HP), Shin Hyung (55HP), BERKMAN FRICK (60HP), Officer Twayne (55HP), Oldscumdog (60HP) and Mick McManix (60HP).
A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.34 MHz. The lobby has been decorated with three fish skeletons, three skulls, two lizard skeletons and four European sculptures.
Somebody has spraypainted In Bongzilla We Trust onto a wall.
Infected four of 'em before I ran out of AP.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 06:58:48
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Dr. Where is now at 45 HP.
Thanks for serving breakfast!
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 07:07:59
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I had some Baked Monkey for breakfast. He's down to 20 HP now and I'm out of AP. A total of 11 survivors are huddled inside so there is plenty of nomnoms for everyone.
Remember: All flesh MUST be eaten! No leaving scraps in this table.
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"All flesh MUST be eaten!"
- Proud Zombies of the Tyrant's Legion |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 07:09:17
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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There are nine now. HiveFleet got a Daily Double!
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 07:10:41
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Birkman Frick is at 58 HP
Dawn Davenport is at 43 HP
Kono is at 53 HP
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 07:10:59
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Giggling Nurgling
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Doctor Where has been put down and Lost My Dog informs me that she finished off Mick McManix. Still plenty of targets available. Automatically Appended Next Post: Ah, I appear to be behind the times already. It's so easy to miss the carnage when you're a sleepy zombie...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 07:23:35
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Free chicken for the first zed to kill baked monkey!
I frickin' hate that needle slinging simian!
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 07:27:20
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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notprop wrote:Free chicken for the first zed to kill baked monkey!
I frickin' hate that needle slinging simian!
HiveFleet already killed the monkey.
He's just a shag carpet now.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/11 07:27:58
The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 07:56:19
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Killed Dawn Davenport.
Decided to take out the gennie too: figured there's too few of us to survive if they hit back, and the darkness will hurt them more than us.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 08:27:38
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I think you took the generator down a bit too early. There is still eight survivors standing and without the darkness descending so soon we could've probably killed quite many once more people come online.
Still, I don't mind them trying to shoot at us in the dark... Assuming they don't just fix the gennie first and then shoot us down
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"All flesh MUST be eaten!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 09:16:47
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Moved in hurt some!
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
Best summary of foeign policy. Ever. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 10:24:30
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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They've reinstalled a gennie, but haven't got any fuel... Yet. Get ready lads.
polaria wrote:I think you took the generator down a bit too early. There is still eight survivors standing and without the darkness descending so soon we could've probably killed quite many once more people come online.
Still, I don't mind them trying to shoot at us in the dark... Assuming they don't just fix the gennie first and then shoot us down 
I considered the same thing, but figured most of us would be either offline or out of AP, and that attrition is much harder for them as they have limited ammo. Better to be on the safe side, I thought, but I can understand either way tbh.
Was hoping by the time they get the gennie reinstalled, we'd be suitably reinforced though.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 10:58:53
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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LVH Lew at 14 HP.
The human, RedeyeSy went to get fuel.
They closed the door so our newer members may be stuck outside.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/11 10:59:54
The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 11:04:24
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Opened the doors. Any around should pile in now. I'm holding off attacking again until they refuel the gennie.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/11 11:04:48
Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 11:11:33
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Pile in!!!!
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insaniak wrote:Sometimes, Exterminatus is the only option.
And sometimes, it's just a case of too much scotch combined with too many buttons... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 11:26:38
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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LVH Lew at 9 HP.
More zombies needed at Shyrar Cinema,
It is three moves from Ling PD.
North, north, NW.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 12:10:03
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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GENNIE BACK ON.
kono's at the lowest hp (47)
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 13:48:12
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Cinema is at lightly! Get in there!
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 14:48:51
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Cinema baricades back up to EHB, breathers are quick on the rebuilds...going to see if I can take them down a bit.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
 I am Red/Black Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today! <small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 17:28:44
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Lieutenant Colonel
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got cinema down to lightly, and
two blocks west in crowbank hospital is open to the doors, but i cant open it with my alt zombie
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 17:31:06
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Your alt?
You shouldn't have an alt that close...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 17:33:44
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Opened the (Peter General) hospital. 2 blocks west of Shyar.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/05/11 17:58:01
Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 17:55:26
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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I think you mean west?
I went east and there was no hospital there was a survivox victor Strauss in the open. I was worried that it was a revive point at first, then I remember I don't dive a damn and scatched his back some.
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 17:59:33
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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4 inside Peter General Hospital.
 Whoops. Wouldn't be the first time I've done that.
I went east and there was no hospital there was a survivox victor Strauss in the open. I was worried that it was a revive point at first, then I remember I don't dive a damn and scatched his back some. 
Haha! Nice! I'd apologise for the miscommunication, but seemingly it was worth it.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 18:01:58
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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I'm currently standing at the Dinovan monument, and I highly recommend someone kill me.
The problem with taking out the generators at Shyar is that the humans like to use those damned syringes, which to my knowledge are not affected by darkness.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 18:29:31
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Posts with Authority
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Inside Peter General - doors are still open, I infected the four inside.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 18:37:11
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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C'mon, I've got 9 HP left at the DInovan monument. Someone finish me off here
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 18:45:03
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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You could just assault Shyar as a human...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 18:47:07
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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purplefood wrote:You could just assault Shyar as a human...
Swinging a fire axe at 10% to hit = 0.3 dmg per AP
Swinging my claws at 50% to hit = 1 dmg per AP
Cost to stand up = 1 AP
Totally not worth it to attack as a human; and this way I get to deliver some free chicken to the zeds that need it.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 18:47:22
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Sporadicus at 31 HP.
Peter General Hospital west of Shyar, 2 moves.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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