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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 18:57:14
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You are inside Peter General Hospital. The main lobby is riddled with bullet holes. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Sporadicus, blkwhtrbbt, James Harvent and Rabbit of Caerbanog.
A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.34 MHz. One of the wards has been decorated with two cubist sculptures, a conceptual painting, a Ming vase, a terracotta vase and a cracked sculpture.
Somebody has spraypainted VSB++ and keep the zeds out onto a wall.
There are three other zombies here, all of them from your horde. You recognise Damn Jensen, Rockie Piggo and Slow and Purposeful.
As of 12 noon PST
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Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 19:00:20
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Warning From Magnus? Not Listening!
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Free chicken in Shyar
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Emperors Faithful wrote:
metallifan wrote:Maybe it's not the ROFLSTOMP that Americans are used to...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 19:03:38
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Nice kill, Jihadin!
These humans in Peter General Hospital are all low level, 1-3, and do not have effective combat skills yet.
Chicken is served!
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 19:08:33
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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azazel the cat wrote:purplefood wrote:You could just assault Shyar as a human...
Swinging a fire axe at 10% to hit = 0.3 dmg per AP
Swinging my claws at 50% to hit = 1 dmg per AP
Cost to stand up = 1 AP
Totally not worth it to attack as a human; and this way I get to deliver some free chicken to the zeds that need it.
A fire axe is still effective against barricades FWIW.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 19:32:19
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Just Dave wrote: azazel the cat wrote:purplefood wrote:You could just assault Shyar as a human...
Swinging a fire axe at 10% to hit = 0.3 dmg per AP
Swinging my claws at 50% to hit = 1 dmg per AP
Cost to stand up = 1 AP
Totally not worth it to attack as a human; and this way I get to deliver some free chicken to the zeds that need it.
A fire axe is still effective against barricades FWIW.
Did not know that. Time to get to work, then!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 19:36:18
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Hey, I was eating that.
Get back here you damn chicken!
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 19:37:08
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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azazel the cat wrote:Just Dave wrote: azazel the cat wrote:purplefood wrote:You could just assault Shyar as a human...
Swinging a fire axe at 10% to hit = 0.3 dmg per AP
Swinging my claws at 50% to hit = 1 dmg per AP
Cost to stand up = 1 AP
Totally not worth it to attack as a human; and this way I get to deliver some free chicken to the zeds that need it.
A fire axe is still effective against barricades FWIW.
Did not know that. Time to get to work, then!
wiki wrote:Both zombies and survivors can attack barricades from inside or outside a building. Zombie bite attacks, knife attacks, attacking with a fuel can, and all firearm attacks are completely ineffective against barricades. When Headbutt is used on barricades, the character's mask is destroyed if one had been worn. The chance of successfully destroying part of a barricade is generally half the hit percentage of the attack used. A notable exception is the Crowbar, for which the hit odds are not halved, giving it a 20% chance of destroying part of a barricade. The crowbar is tied with the Fire Axe as the most efficient survivor weapon for destroying barricades.
A zombie with Death Grip boasts an approximate 25% chance of successfully destroying part of a barricade (the best odds of de-cading in the game.) Successful de-cading changes the building description (if appropriate,) and grants 1 XP if the player is a zombie. Sometimes barricades will "creak" when attempting to destroy them. This does not indicate a weakening of the barricades; only an unsuccessful attempt.
If you're in Peter hospital, it might work well against the gennie too.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 19:39:54
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Actually, when I got to Peter I started using first aid kits on a survivors, just because of the massive XP gain it affords.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 19:47:32
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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azazel the cat wrote:Actually, when I got to Peter I started using first aid kits on a survivors, just because of the massive XP gain it affords.
That kinda hinders the efforts of the rest of us, no?
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 20:03:16
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 20:06:15
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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I've been told being dead doesn't help with that either.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 20:13:30
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Just Dave wrote: azazel the cat wrote:Actually, when I got to Peter I started using first aid kits on a survivors, just because of the massive XP gain it affords.
That kinda hinders the efforts of the rest of us, no?
I prefer to think of it as stretching out a meal.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 20:48:33
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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easysauce wrote:got cinema down to lightly, and
two blocks west in crowbank hospital is open to the doors, but i cant open it with my alt zombie
purplefood wrote:Your alt?
You shouldn't have an alt that close...
Listen to purplefood. Do not bring an alternate character within 10 buildings of your Nurgling character. Further away is even better. We don't want anyone involved in either zerging or multi-abuse. I linked these terms to the game Wiki so you can see what I am talking about.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 21:41:02
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Zerging is one of the few banned things in UrbanDead...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 21:47:52
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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heh heh heh
So I'm inside the Peter Hospital, and there are two survivors who have healed me and brought the hospital up to VSB.
Tomorrow, when I gain my AP back, I am going to surprise them, and good times will be had by some. Not them, though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 21:58:45
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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azazel the cat wrote:heh heh heh
So I'm inside the Peter Hospital, and there are two survivors who have healed me and brought the hospital up to VSB.
Tomorrow, when I gain my AP back, I am going to surprise them, and good times will be had by some. Not them, though.
I was snacking on you when some dude rudely interrupted my repast by shooting me in the face fourteen times!
Now I am out in the street watching HiveFleet try to pick the door lock.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 22:45:55
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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EH?......wondering what he was doing with his molar and front teeth that got shot out awhile ago.....now I know...So where next on our "Zombie Migration by NATGEO"
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 22:48:49
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Tough Tyrant Guard
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I think I almost managed to pick the lock.
With all the chicken lately I'm feeling pretty mighty! I have ankle grab and brain rot now.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/11 23:07:39
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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It's Zombie Migration via PurpleSat actually
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 04:16:19
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm out and about....alive......scrounging up gear....four first aid kits already....
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 06:38:07
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Who is at Peter General Hospital right now? I see HiveFleet and Bromsy are standing.
Just Dave, DiscoSpider, and Shaax are dead.
There is one other living zombie that is part of our horde there who has a profile that is unknown. Is that you, Phantommaster?
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 06:47:09
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I just shambled over there to see if breakfast was served.
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"All flesh MUST be eaten!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 06:56:02
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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polaria wrote:I just shambled over there to see if breakfast was served.
I ripped down the barricades and opened the doors. Five humans inside including Azazel. Blkrabbit is at 44 HP.
Chomp away!
Breakfast is served.
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 07:01:13
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I just had a mad streak...
You bite blkwhtrbbt. They die.
You bite James Harvent for 4 damage. They drop to 44 HP.
...with just 20 AP. I think I hit blkwhtrbbt six times in row
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"All flesh MUST be eaten!"
- Proud Zombies of the Tyrant's Legion |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 07:02:32
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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James Harvent at 8hp.
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 07:03:37
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Enjoy the good streaks! You know the game has given you plenty of bad streaks.
Looks like Just Dave is having breakfast too!
EDIT: Shaax entered the hospital too. So much for James Harvent.
...and then there were two...plus Azazel.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/05/12 07:12:55
The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 07:11:33
Subject: Re:Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Giggling Nurgling
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I finished James Harvent and used the rest of my AP to get Henrietta Hoggs to 45 HP since she looked like the biggest threat. I can't wait for Ankle Grab so that standing up isn't such an ordeal.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 07:13:54
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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You buying Lurching Gait now?
EDIT: notprop just joined the feast.
Henrietta Hoggs is at 31 HP in Peter General Hospital.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2013/05/12 07:16:32
The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 07:36:56
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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JB wrote:Who is at Peter General Hospital right now? I see HiveFleet and Bromsy are standing.
I'm human and inside at the moment. And I just got Free Running, so I think it'd be great to know who has the infecting bite. I plan to parachute into strongholds a lot.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/12 08:04:09
Subject: Urban Dead: How to eat humans on 48 AP a day!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Henrietta Hoggs was healed and now has 53 HP.
Rabbit of Caerbanog has 48.
Free Chicken Azazel has 48.
Come one, come all...
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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.
I build IG...lots and lots of IG. |
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