Urban Dead Dakka Zombie Group: Looking for Craniums in Shackleville

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**Eldercaveman**

notprop wrote:
Love it.

Eldercavemen is now our new Artist Director.

Stop distracting me I'm suppose to be finding a job.

tehehe

**notprop**

Zing, we have a winner!

Congratulations, you found your vocation no need for a job. It pays 50,000 internets per annum with free NHS healthcare and all the brainz you can eat.

**Eldercaveman**

notprop wrote:
Zing, we have a winner!

Congratulations, you found your vocation no need for a job. It pays 50,000 internets per annum with free NHS healthcare and all the brainz you can eat.

Score!

**kronk**

AgeOfEgos wrote:
What is zerging (sock puppets)?

One person having an account for multiple zombies or humans in the same area.

This is discouraged. However, if you keep an alternative account on the opposite side of the BIG map, no one really cares. They just don't like someone with 3 accounts camping in one spot with all three characters.

There was one guy doing that a few months ago, but we told him off for it, and he moved his alternative character away.

**notprop**

Two Kronks I could live with (they could hit each other), but 3? That's just sick.

**kronk**

notprop wrote:
Two Kronks I could live with (they could hit each other), but 3? That's just sick.

One to hunt talkies. One to smash barricades. One to follow them around banging symbols for their theme music...

**notprop**

....and the "one Kronk" to hit them all

**Jihadin**

Kronk announcing his presence now

**kronk**

So what's the plan? What's next? PM me!

**Jihadin**

You are inside Goodford Road Police Dept. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are August91 (56HP), Sgt Humphrey (46HP) and snarflesnort (56HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted No nurglings, thank you very much onto a wall.

There is another zombie from your horde here. It's notpopped

BREATHER'S!!!!!

**kronk**

You maul Sgt Humphrey for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They die.

Yay! I'm helping!

JB

Dragged August91 outside. He's street food now.

**Just Dave**

Just eaten Sister Rita, but Malcolm Harp's in Gelasius at 23hp:

You are inside Gelasius General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Bladistorkem (50HP) and Malcon Harp (23HP).

**Jihadin**

You are inside St John's Cathedral. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here is AlexMcc (36HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

There is another zombie here.

Hand of God is in NW corner....AlexMcc SW corner.....little SoB was hoarding all the wine and crackers....

**Scrabb**

mitchem mall SE corner open.

Tons of people here.

they spray painted an evacuation notice on account of a horde coming from the south.

JB

I went for a stroll through St. John's. I think I stepped on Jihadin. No harmanz were alive there.

Don't forget to rest in Shyar.

Looks like the buildings around Shyar are lit.

BB4 is now in Edgecombe. Parts of the horde spilled into northern Vinetown for a while, which was nice.

**Just Dave**

Chatwin is open.

Dunno what's inside though: I'm going back to Shyar.

**notprop**

Chatwin is empty and now ruined.

**AgeOfEgos**

Mitchum Mall is packed--quite strongly barricaded right now

**Just Dave**

AgeOfEgos wrote:
Mitchum Mall is packed--quite strongly barricaded right now

GOOD MAN!

I was about to suggest attacking Mitchem: particularly with Gelasius and Shyar ruined, and the BB4 helping out in northern Vinetown.

**kronk**

SE Mall at lightly. Back in Shyar.

**AgeOfEgos**

SE Mall is open--but I spent my last AP entering/opening the door--so others better get in here before I get body dumped

**Just Dave**

Don't fret, Age', I'm here now: I'll save you from... death?

22 harmans inside Mitchem, including one at 9hp.

**kronk**

Talkies are on the menu, boys! Get 'em!

JB

The SW corner of Mitchem Mall is open. We, four amigos, stand together against the breathing hordes

I wounded one a bit and dragged him out into the street. Now back in the mall.

Pass the Chipotle and toss the Kronk!

**kronk**

Kronk is resting, but he'll bash his head against the other barricades later. My job. I know it.

**notprop**

I'm not tossing Kronk, that's disgusting!

[A letter arrives in JB's in box]

Dear Sir, You have just connected with the Mid Atlantic language barrier. Please Google the English for the term you just used and decide whether you wanted to say that.

Best regards,

Sir Puffington-Smythe
Under-Secretary to HM Queen in Language affairs

**purplefood**

Americans say the funniest things

**kronk**

American rubbers prevent you from making mistakes.

UK rubbers are what you use to erase a mistake.

JB

I don't mind if our British friends toss the Kronk their way. Though odd to me, who am I to judge them?