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 JB wrote:
Only one breather left.

Get 'im while he's hot!

Got him down to the low 30's, all set up for Alf to tear some chunks of flesh off him

He's toast. And so is the radio. And the gennie.

I've got 10AP atm, I was attacking a harman that was south west of us.

Cool,

An UD Fark named Spartacus Finch just killed notprop.

Hopefully, that means good news since Target #2 was hunting UD Farks. If they are running around locally, Target #2 may still be in the suburb.

Erm...it is sort of bad news for notprop.

Got me one breather outside of the NW corner of the Mall. Currently nomming on one elswere and wondering what skills to buy next.


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Mauling Shade Jester. Shouldnt have used that AP to shout your comrades to run Shade.

They say that shade is good for preventing skin cancer.

If you do not want Brain Rot yet, you might try Ransack or Digestion.

Dammit Alf your supposed to be the meatshield!

Its so unfair, why do bad things always happen to handsome people?

Mr Sparticus Finch, you are on the list. Prepare to be food!

 notprop wrote:
Dammit Alf your supposed to be the meatshield!

Its so unfair, why do bad things always happen to handsome people?

Mr Sparticus Finch, you are on the list. Prepare to be food!

Because there's no honor (or XP) in dying again and again and again. Barah talks of freeing the harmanz from their cyclical life, yet it is I who is living the life of life, unlife, repeat. This is no way for a zombie to unlive.

I found myself unceremoniously murdered and kicked out :c

But the culprit was UD Fark Vigoda so it looks doubly possible they're here.

Not been on in a while...

Whats going on?

Where are we all hanging out?

Most of the Nurglings have stuck around Shyar and Mitchem Mall, a few of us are going harmanz hunting.

fyi: Being a human is so much easier I've already gotten to level 2 with my human, though I need to find another first aid kit, my hideout was broken into last night

 Alfndrate wrote:
Most of the Nurglings have stuck around Shyar and Mitchem Mall, a few of us are going harmanz hunting.

fyi: Being a human is so much easier I've already gotten to level 2 with my human, though I need to find another first aid kit, my hideout was broken into last night

What level and skillz does your zed have?

Eldercaveman wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
Most of the Nurglings have stuck around Shyar and Mitchem Mall, a few of us are going harmanz hunting.

fyi: Being a human is so much easier I've already gotten to level 2 with my human, though I need to find another first aid kit, my hideout was broken into last night

What level and skillz does your zed have?

Level 1, 0 skills...

 Alfndrate wrote:

Eldercaveman wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
Most of the Nurglings have stuck around Shyar and Mitchem Mall, a few of us are going harmanz hunting.

fyi: Being a human is so much easier I've already gotten to level 2 with my human, though I need to find another first aid kit, my hideout was broken into last night

What level and skillz does your zed have?

Level 1, 0 skills...

We need to get you some feeds, once I get feeding drag or whatever it is called, I won't kill anymore, and I'll just put them on a platter for you.

I'd be level 2 and pick up lurching gait by now if I didn't keep dying... :( I've got a 43 AP atm, so if we have tasty treats in the new target I'd love it if someone could serve me up a tasty harmanbargarh or two

Hey whats with the nooz already?

Notpopped has just adopted the coiled cobra stance on the floor ready to pounce at any targets.

So where were going? I'm nearly at full AP.

Our targets seem to be outside of the suburb.

So new mission is to find UD Farks and eat their brains.

At least two of them are nearby:

Spartacus Finch, who killed notprop.

Vigoda, who killed DrkOblitr8r.

Bonus points if someone kills Leiter.

I've knocked Dane PD down to VSB-1 if anyone would like to come and finish the job.

I managed to knock it once. My internet sucks right now and it is taking about a minute to reload every time I attack though.

We are live!


You are inside Dane Street Police Dept. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Maggie Hendricks (60HP), Dr Dorothy (60HP), Kaspar K Gollup (60HP), M3ntlegen (50HP) and Dr Mugwump (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.16 MHz.

Somebody has spraypainted Jerden:Crowbank:og:Fire hydrant onto a wall.

Tell me when dinner is ready for me

 Alfndrate wrote:
Tell me when dinner is ready for me

It is piping hot.

*urp*

You maul Kaspar K Gollup for 2 damage. They die.

Also, a player named Camo something extracted DNA from me... not sure who their allegiances are with.

Edit: M3ntlegen has 45 HP left, idk about the others. I can wait for more chicken if possible

 Alfndrate wrote:
*urp*

You maul Kaspar K Gollup for 2 damage. They die.

Also, a player named Camo something extracted DNA from me... not sure who their allegiances are with.

Edit: M3ntlegen has 45 HP left, idk about the others. I can wait for more chicken if possible

Yay! You'll have a ball now, and the kills will come in thick and fast!

Not really, I picked up lurching gait... I'm a little faster, but still susceptible to being killed... Ankle grab will probably be my next skill pickup and then fill out the zombie attack skills.

 Alfndrate wrote:
Not really, I picked up lurching gait... I'm a little faster, but still susceptible to being killed... Ankle grab will probably be my next skill pickup and then fill out the zombie attack skills.

Best way to do it, don't worry about getting killed all the time, now you are quicker you'll get your xp faster, and the. When you have ankle grab you just pop back up for 1xp.

Getting killed is annoying, getting killed and then revived is even worse as then I waste 20 AP instead of 10

Eldercaveman wrote:

 Alfndrate wrote:
*urp*

You maul Kaspar K Gollup for 2 damage. They die.

Also, a player named Camo something extracted DNA from me... not sure who their allegiances are with.

Edit: M3ntlegen has 45 HP left, idk about the others. I can wait for more chicken if possible

Yay! You'll have a ball now, and the kills will come in thick and fast!

I know right! They grow up so fast, it wasn't that long ago that little Alf would chase breathers around like a puppy. Now he's a full blown killing machine. So proud. [zombie hugz the whole kill team]

still enjoying my breather more He's got an axe!

Drug one out in the street for someone to get XP---he's down to 11