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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:20:32
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Okay so everyone knows that ants would be tremendously weak at human size, able to lift about 20 pounds and a man being able to literally beat their brains in.
But there's a beetle that can lift 20 pounds at it's size of a couple ounces.........
Cube Square wouldn't do much to something that's that strong and already that big.
How strong would something that big be if we upped it to weigh the same as a 225 pound man, and accounted for cubed square.
Assuming that at 6 inches long it weighs 3.2 ounces (most of the length is horn and while the females are bigger they are also a lot weaker)
A rough estimation would have it being immune to small arms and tossing people around like basketballs.
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Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:27:45
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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It's an insect correct?
It'd have problems breathing for one...
I'm also unsure as to whether chitin is as strong when scaled up...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:31:30
Subject: Re:Hercules Beetle at human size?
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It would die of oxygen starvation, unless the air had a larger oxygen percentile, but then it would be combusting whenever somebody lit a match, so we would have bigger problems.
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Quote from chromedog
and 40k was like McDonalds - you could get it anywhere - it wouldn't necessarily satisfy, but it was probably better than nothing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:32:11
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Houston, Texas
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purplefood wrote:It's an insect correct?
It'd have problems breathing for one...
I'm also unsure as to whether chitin is as strong when scaled up...
it may have some problems with breathing but the thing is the size of a parrot....
the problems probably wouldn't be life threatening. Automatically Appended Next Post: FoWPlayerDeathOfUS.TDs wrote:It would die of oxygen starvation, unless the air had a larger oxygen percentile, but then it would be combusting whenever somebody lit a match, so we would have bigger problems.
Again its the size of a parrot....
There used to be enough oxygen on Earth to support this kind of thing in jurrasic periods
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/09 01:33:43
Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:39:12
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:45:45
Subject: Re:Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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It might be more sluggish compared to the smaller version, but it would still be pretty darn strong.
Easily tired, but still dangerous.
If you were in trouble with it, you'd just need to last long enough for it to run out of breath so to speak.
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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:48:20
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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purplefood wrote:In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.
Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/09 01:49:55
Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:48:33
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Or punch it until it died...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:52:14
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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It could tear through bone like butter at that size and kill apex dinosaurs...hell the things can already break arms at their current size.
I don't think punching it would work very well.....
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Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:52:22
Subject: Re:Hercules Beetle at human size?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Not likely.
Can you punch a pig till it dies? Maybe, but the pig will probably kill you first.
The beetle has the advantage of armored plating, even if its strength is decreased from its smaller size.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 01:55:50
Subject: Re:Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Grey Templar wrote:Not likely.
Can you punch a pig till it dies? Maybe, but the pig will probably kill you first.
The beetle has the advantage of armored plating, even if its strength is decreased from its smaller size.
Not by a large margin, it would still be dozens of times stronger than a human proportionally with it's new found size.
Could probably lift about 2 tons.
I know........
a human sized ant would weight about the same as an ant and lift 200+ times its weight.
A Hercules Beetle is 1000s of times heavier and lifts 800+ times its own weight.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/08/09 02:05:04
Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:00:25
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Upscaling something in this way makes many assumptions, most of which probably won't be correct; there would have to be a lot of differences in the insect's physiology, otherwise you have a physiology designed for an insect a couple of inches big that suddenly needs to work for one several meters big.
Simply multiplying everything by X won't work.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:03:21
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 Avatar 720 wrote:Upscaling something in this way makes many assumptions, most of which probably won't be correct; there would have to be a lot of differences in the insect's physiology, otherwise you have a physiology designed for an insect a couple of inches big that suddenly needs to work for one several meters big.
Simply multiplying everything by X won't work.
Give it whale efficiency lungs.....
That's pretty much all that needs to be done.
Even then something like this could have prospered in the Jurassic without worry.
The Whale efficiency lungs would probably be overkill but then there would be no trouble.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/08/09 02:04:29
Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:05:24
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Insects don't have lungs... They don't even have a circulatory system as we do...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:08:14
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Houston, Texas
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purplefood wrote:Insects don't have lungs...
They don't even have a circulatory system as we do...
Wait.............really
how does this thing survive its already the size of a friggin parrot and it can break arms.
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Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:08:43
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insect#Respiratory_and_circulatory_systems The respiratory system is an important reason that limits the size of insects. As insects get bigger, this type of oxygen transport gets less efficient and thus the heaviest insect currently weighs less than 100g. However, with increased atmospheric oxygen levels, as happened in the late Paleozoic, larger insects were possible, such as dragonflies with wingspans of more than two feet.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/09 02:09:29
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:10:48
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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ThePrimordial wrote: purplefood wrote:Insects don't have lungs...
They don't even have a circulatory system as we do...
Wait.............really
how does this thing survive its already the size of a friggin parrot and it can break arms.
It has incredibly basic respiration and circulatory systems in comparison to ours. It's part of the reason insects don't grow to be that large.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:15:46
Subject: Re:Hercules Beetle at human size?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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IIRC from my Biology class.
Insects basically rely on something similar to osmosis to breath. They simply absorb oxygen from the surrounding air from a few locations on their body.
Their circulation is also little more than osmosis. Its why a spider can bite an insect and turn the entire insides into jelly, its little more than a bag of liquid nutrients flowing over the organs.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:43:36
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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ThePrimordial wrote: purplefood wrote:In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.
Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....
What does "so hype" mean? Are you on drugs, son?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:46:06
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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rubiksnoob wrote: ThePrimordial wrote: purplefood wrote:In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.
Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....
What does "so hype" mean? Are you on drugs, son?
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:49:47
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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purplefood wrote: rubiksnoob wrote: ThePrimordial wrote: purplefood wrote:In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.
Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....
What does "so hype" mean? Are you on drugs, son?
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
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Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:50:38
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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ThePrimordial wrote: purplefood wrote: rubiksnoob wrote: ThePrimordial wrote: purplefood wrote:In the Jurassic period forests and jungles covered most of the available land. That pushes the oxygen content of the air up which means insects can become bigger. An insect's inspiration mechanism is incredibly inefficient...
It probably wouldn't survive if it got any bigger.
Again because this particular kind of insect doesn't breed like well....insects there should be enough oxygen in the immediate era to support a 200 pound man sized beetle in the Jurassic era. It would be so hype.....
What does "so hype" mean? Are you on drugs, son?
Cocaine is a hell of a drug...
Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
Like I said, hell of a drug.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:51:31
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ThePrimordial wrote:Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
People here have done similar on worse.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:53:11
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote:Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
People here have done similar on worse.
Do you honestly think I'm serious........
I'm from Texas.....
I just thought it would be fun to chart the ravings of the bloodthirsty, schizophrenic madwoman that is Mother Nature.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/08/09 02:58:55
Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:53:17
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Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote:Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
People here have done similar on worse.
Or worse on similar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 02:56:54
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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ThePrimordial wrote: Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote:Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
People here have done similar on worse.
Do you honestly think I'm serious........
I'm from Texas.....
So meth then.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 03:12:08
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ThePrimordial wrote: Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote:Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
People here have done similar on worse.
Do you honestly think I'm serious........
This is the internet, everything people say here is taken seriously.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 03:13:41
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote: Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote:Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
People here have done similar on worse.
Do you honestly think I'm serious........
This is the internet, everything people say here is taken seriously.
Especially discussions about man sized beetles. Serious stuff, that.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 03:16:41
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Houston, Texas
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Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote: Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote:Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
People here have done similar on worse.
Do you honestly think I'm serious........
This is the internet, everything people say here is taken seriously.
I really haven't been using the Internets to its full potential. The internet is basically the Master sword apparently.
While we're on the subject I'm 7'6 and can benchpress 1200 pounds........
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Finally found my quote from a gym buddy born and raised in South Korea:
"It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.
"It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
"It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
"It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/08/09 03:20:06
Subject: Hercules Beetle at human size?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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ThePrimordial wrote: Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote: Avatar 720 wrote: ThePrimordial wrote:Yeah I figured the best thing to do in my cocaine fueled haze would be to start a series of threads of detailing the scariness of nature on DakkaDakka..........
People here have done similar on worse.
Do you honestly think I'm serious........
This is the internet, everything people say here is taken seriously.
I really haven't been using the Internets to its full potential. The internet is basically the Master sword apparently..........
But seriously man, lay off those California cornflakes.
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