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So the Mek Boy Mekrunt wants to go and join in an ensuing WAAAGH in the Imperium controlled Obsidian Sector. However, his commanding Big Mek Figgstuf informs him he has to stay and fix the bits, gubbins, and etc. on all the wagons, koptas, planes, etc for the WAAAGH and isn't allowed to directly participate. Of course Mekrunt enjoys these fixin', but the Ork in him wants to go and smash in some oomies heads in for once. When the poor Mek Boy is left alone, he begins to rant and complain to his helper Grot "Flounder", thus giving you this ballad.
Look at dis stuff
Isn't it KILLY?
Wouldn't you think dis deffkoptas complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm DA Mek
Da mek who gotz everything?
Look at dis trove
Gubbins untold
How many looted bits can one workshop ‘old?
Looking around ‘ere ya think
Sure, DAT MEK BOY GITS GOT EVERYTHING
I've got fixins and gizmos a-plenty
I've got know-wots and spinny bits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got uhh… A LOT!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want MOOOOOOOREEEEEE
I wanna be where da oomies are
I wanna krump, wanna KRUMP DEM OOMIES'
DAKKADAKKA EM WIT those – eh WOT do you call 'em?
OI - SHOOTAS!
Usin’ your legs, you don't get too far
Wagons are ‘quired for GRINDING, SMASHING
CRUSHING ATOP OF A - what's that word again?
SPACE MAREEEEEN
Out where dey WAAAGH, out where dey stab
Out where dey KILL ALL SORTS OF OOMIES
Pillaging free - wish I could be
Part of that WAAAGH!!!
What would I kill if I could use some of dese weapons!?
What would I pay to spend a day BLOWING UP GITS!
Bet'cha other klans dey understand
Big Meks don't reprimand der Mek Boyz
Proper krumpin', sick of buildin’
Ready to WAAAGH!!!
OHHH ready to krump what da Ork Boyz krump
Show'em my deffguns and RIP UP OOMIES
Wot's a Leman Russ and why does it - OH WOTS DA ZOGGIN’ word?
BOOOOOOM!!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love, love to zzap those worlds all ta dust?
Out of da shop
Wish I could be
Part of that WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Flounder: " ... Yousa bit of a whiny git boss..."
Mekrunt: "OI I'LL ZOG YA"
Odengrim Mekstuf wrote: I would love to make this an animation if I was capable! It's funny what strange ideas you get with da Orks on the mind...
Amen to that. Orks are like steroids for your creativity. It seems the more you think about Orky things the more wierd, awesome, and wierdly awesome things you start coming up with. Quite fitting for a race which basically has imagination-based technology.
Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia
I listened to the original while reading your version. God-Emprah damn it, it's beautiful!
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/08/20 07:48:10
"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill
Mordian Iron Guard - Major Overhaul in Progress 
An ork with an idea tends to end with a bang. 
14000pts Big 'n Bad Orkz
6000pts Admech/Knights
7500pts Necron Goldboys 
6250 points 9/3/1 (W/L/D) sixth-ed
3400 points 19/6/0 (W/L/D) 8' armybook
- 2000pts 
