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2013/08/22 14:09:25
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I love a bit of syrup on my sausage.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2013/08/22 14:09:56
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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I prefer a little sausage with my syrup...
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2013/08/22 14:10:54
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Put... put your syrup on my sausage?
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/08/22 14:15:46
Subject: Re:Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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2013/08/22 14:20:24
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
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Bacon wrapped dates with cream cheese for appetizer.
Candied bacon (deep fry it in lard first?)
Mead as a drink.
Maple syrup on beans.
Deep fried snickers bar for desert?
Get a white chocolate mocha venti at Starbucks (510 calories)
Keep the ambulance on speed-dial.
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2013/08/22 14:21:45
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Executing Exarch
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Deep fried snickers? bleh...the nuts would go hard surely?
Deep fried mars bar FTW!
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 Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/08/22 14:23:46
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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My nuts are always hard.
I think it might be cancer.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/08/22 14:24:23
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Executing Exarch
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That might be because you deep fried them.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/08/22 14:25:10
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It would explain the crispy coating.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation |
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2013/08/22 14:28:55
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Executing Exarch
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2013/08/22 14:35:19
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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2013/08/22 21:40:31
Subject: Re:Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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 timetowaste85 wrote: Ouze wrote:
Someone at the Iowa State Fair, right now, is thinking that exact same thing, and whether that would complicate deep frying it.
How many chest related fatalities occur at this fair each year? These are numbers we need to know!!
It's impossible to know. If someone dies, someone else just deep fries 'em up.
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2013/08/22 22:13:19
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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It's also pretty good on chicken and waffles, with an egg and bacon 
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2013/08/22 23:52:33
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Powerful Orc Big'Un
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I don't want any of y'alls syrup on MY sausage. It's special. Besides, it would just cause sausage-envy.
(Sorry, couldn't resist)
~Tim?
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2013/08/23 02:38:59
Subject: Re:Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I'm shocked how some of you all are posting on this thread with a straight face.....
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2013/08/23 07:13:06
Subject: Brits got no room to complain about horrid American eating habits.
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Executing Exarch
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Damnit Dreadclaw! Stop showing me things that I end up eating!  PS. Cumberland sausage is the best. In a bun. Now I'm going to have to syrup it too.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/08/23 07:13:23
Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives.
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