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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 03:25:25
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Colonel
This Is Where the Fish Lives
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KalashnikovMarine wrote:
Fighter Wing Commander/Fighter Ace: Wedge Antilles (The greatest starfighter pilot to ever live in the Star WARS Universe AND a cool dude, brings along his usual accomplices)
Hmm... As awesome as Wedge is/was (the dude survived THREE movies!), Luke is a better pilot than he was. He is probably on the top on the list for non-Force using pilots though.
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d-usa wrote:"When the Internet sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're not sending you. They're sending posters that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing strawmen. They're bringing spam. They're trolls. And some, I assume, are good people." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 03:41:35
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dang...more positions I forgot to fill in.
Helmsman: Matt Kenseth. 2012 Top NASCAR Driver.
I lay out the first no pick character. Ender cannot be used
My SF guru's: Master Chief
My top fighter Squadron well....Fighter Group: All 75 of the top fighter Aces from WWII.
Chief Med: I to will stick with Bones. Bones Sr from old school Star Trek and Bones Jr
Reason why incase some are unfamiliar with Battletech. Clan Star Adder gives me Battlemechs from 20-100 tons classes, Elementals(better then Space Marines), armor, and reg infantry.
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 06:30:16
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Nothing is better than Space Marines dude....
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My combined Macragge PDF Imperial Guard and Ultramarine 3rd Co. Blog Clicky
My WAB Hundred Years War English Clicky
AlexHolker wrote:At this stage, I'm starting to think GW's CEO was just getting ready for the Rapture |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 06:43:08
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Hellish Haemonculus
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Frazzled wrote:The lack of love for Spock in this thread is...disconcerting.
I'll be honest, if I gotta pick a guy for a single mission? Spock is in. Gotta pick a guy that I will have to live with, share dining space with, and otherwise interact with on a daily basis without succumbing to the inevitable urge to stab them in the face? Spock is out. It's not that he isn't completely competent, it's just that it seems like living with him would get pretty grating after a while.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 06:49:20
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Clan Elemental will use and abuse him 8)
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 07:00:34
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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Ship: A huge Millenium Falcon
Second officer: Bear Grylls (I like his gung ho attitude)
Science officer: Johnny Ball (Who else!)
Adviser/Ship's counselor: Falco (He's a very positive chap  )
Tactical officer: John Madden
Head of security: ED-209
Chief engineer: The guys from Mythbusters
Agent/assassin/spy: Jar Jar Binks (Just beam him down somewhere near the intended target and watch the lols unfold)
Telepath/astropath: Doom of Malantai (Powergamer's choice)
CAG/fighter ace: Starfox (Does barrel rolls)
Cool alien pet: Goroloth or Emohawk
Troops: Ewoks (Just to see ED-209 keep them in check)
Fightercraft: Naboo Fighters (Black, NOT Yellow)
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 07:25:52
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Douglas Bader
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There is no such thing as a hobby without politics. "Leave politics at the door" is itself a political statement, an endorsement of the status quo and an attempt to silence dissenting voices. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 08:44:13
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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But they have chainSWORDS!
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My combined Macragge PDF Imperial Guard and Ultramarine 3rd Co. Blog Clicky
My WAB Hundred Years War English Clicky
AlexHolker wrote:At this stage, I'm starting to think GW's CEO was just getting ready for the Rapture |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 10:41:55
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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And POWERfists!
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 11:24:22
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Alex Kolodotschko wrote:Ship: A huge Millenium Falcon
Second officer: Bear Grylls (I like his gung ho attitude)
Science officer: Johnny Ball (Who else!)
Adviser/Ship's counselor: Falco (He's a very positive chap  )
Tactical officer: John Madden
Head of security: ED-209
Chief engineer: The guys from Mythbusters
Agent/assassin/spy: Jar Jar Binks (Just beam him down somewhere near the intended target and watch the lols unfold)
Telepath/astropath: Doom of Malantai (Powergamer's choice)
CAG/fighter ace: Starfox (Does barrel rolls)
Cool alien pet: Goroloth or Emohawk
Troops: Ewoks (Just to see ED-209 keep them in check)
Fightercraft: Naboo Fighters (Black, NOT Yellow)
You must name this ship the SS Lollipop, and provision it with Tweenkies, Grey Goose, and Red Bull.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 11:38:07
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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Do you think that would help with the Recruitment drive?
I'd imagine that Ewoks have bit of a sweet tooth, the insufferable b*stards.
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 11:44:31
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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[MOD]
Not as Good as a Minion
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Alex Kolodotschko wrote:Do you think that would help with the Recruitment drive?
I'd imagine that Ewoks have bit of a sweet tooth, the insufferable b*stards.
But they are killer pilots with the prosthetic leg and arm extensions which let them work an X-Wing's controls.
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I wish I had time for all the game systems I own, let alone want to own... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 12:00:31
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Hallowed Canoness
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ScootyPuffJunior wrote: KalashnikovMarine wrote:
Fighter Wing Commander/Fighter Ace: Wedge Antilles (The greatest starfighter pilot to ever live in the Star WARS Universe AND a cool dude, brings along his usual accomplices)
Hmm... As awesome as Wedge is/was (the dude survived THREE movies!), Luke is a better pilot than he was. He is probably on the top on the list for non-Force using pilots though.
There is only one pilot in the Galaxy who has survived two Death Star runs. That pilot is Wedge Antilles. As an objective measurement of skill (especially if you open it up to the EU, his career as a fighter jock was much longer then Luke's so of course his kills were higher) that's a pretty solid mark in Wedge's flight log.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 16:31:48
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
St. Louis, Missouri
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Ship: Magellan-class Battleship, MS: Gundam - It was a toss-up between this and the Romulan Warship. One of the main reasons why I love the Magellan is that it reminds me of the battleships used in WWI and WWII...BUT IN SPACE.
Second officer: Bill Adama, BSG - This was a tough one, but I went with the Admiral due to his war experience, and his willingness to make tough decisions...even though his emotions can come into play sometimes.
Science officer: Cortana, Halo - Yeah, she's an AI, and they tend to go Rampant after 7 years...but I've always loved her character. Plus, she knows everything about everything, and extremely portable. Talk about convenient.
Adviser/Ship's counselor: Master Yoda, Star Wars - He trained Jedi and led the Jedi council for hundreds of years. I think he knows what he's talking about.
Tactical officer: Obi-wan Kenobi, Star Wars - Sure, he's a popular Jedi, but he was also a brilliant commander during the Clone Wars. He can be pretty "by the book", but has thought outside of the box more than once, and very successful.
Head of security: John McClane, Die Hard - He's a great cop with a good "gut" feeling on everything. I'd trust him protecting the ship!
Chief engineer: Montgomery Scott, Star Trek - I've always loved Scotty, but wih the current reboot of the ST series, I love him even more. Definitely the man I want working on my spaceship.
Agent/assassin/spy: Boba Fett, Star Wars - Best merc in the galaxy, and eventually the leader of the Manlorians? Yup. No other choice in my opinion.
Telepath/astropath: Judge Anderson, Judge Dredd - She's the leader of the Psi Division of Judges. Sounds good to me.
CAG/fighter ace: Wedge Antilles, Star Wars - I'm also with Wedge. Easily the best pilot out there, commanding Rogue Squadron to great success, and even becoming a General in his own right.
Cool alien pet: Uhhh...probably a squig. I guess.
Troops: Orbital Drop Shock Troopers, Halo - These guys don't get enough recognition. ODST's are an all-volunteer force of some of the highest trained soldiers out there, and are experts in all Special Operations, whether it be recon, counter-terror, to unconventional warfare behind enemy lines.
Fightercraft: Viper Mk VII, BSG - I've always thought the Viper was one of the coolest fighters out there, and the newest series really renforced that. Fast, manuverable, and easy to maintain; something everyone likes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 16:58:58
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
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Does Eddie Murphy count?
(Or rather the space ship that looks like him  )
edit: And if thats not allowed, an Oberon class battleship would do me nicely.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 17:21:56
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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Dakka Veteran
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I have a question. Why would you all want to be in space?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 17:29:18
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Because we all can't swim and drowning sucks!
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 17:53:14
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Is 'Eavy Metal Calling?
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Ship: Enterprise NCC-1701
Command
Captain: Jim T Kirk
Second Officer: Jean-Luc Picard (it worked rather well in ST: Generations)
VIP: Zaphod Beeblebrox
Advisors
Chief Advisor: Gandalf
Military Advisor: CREEEEED!
Councillor: Marvin the android ('you think you got problems, try being a manically depressed android')
Helm:
Pilot: Sulu
Navigation: Jack Sparrow's compass
Comms: Ulhura
Science and Engineering
Science Officer: The Doctor
Second Science officer: Spock
Engineer: Scotty
Second Engineer: Hooloovoo (super-intelligent shade of Blue)
Military:
Strike Force leader: Sergeant Johnson (Halo)
Troops: a healthy mix of ODST and mechanised/airborne marines (Halo), Corporation marines and enforcers(warpath)
Fighter command: Lando Calrisian, Han Solo (in the Falcon, of course)
Fighters: X/B/Y/A-wings
Assassin kill team: Marbo, Boba Fett, Master Chief, The Arbiter.
Alien Pet: Whatever is wrong with a good ol' parrot?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 18:05:12
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I think your parrot would have to have an eyepatch just to add that extra level of cool
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 19:27:22
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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Norn Queen
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Ship: DS9 runabout (something small and cosy)
Captain: Catherine Janeway - looks great in uniform
Second officer: Princess Leia (in THAT outfit)
Science officer: Dana Scully, she can autopsy me anytime
Adviser/Ship's counselor: The one and only Deanna Troi (can I make an appointment please?)
Tactical officer: Sarah Connor - combat gear only
Head of security: Cameron (terminator from Sarah Connor chronicles.....)
Chief Medical officer: Dr. Beverly Crusher - another lovely redhead eh?
Artifact specialist: Myka Berring oooo (warehouse 13)
Ace Fighter Pilot: Alice from Res Evil
Ok, ok, I promise to get out this weekend and meet some real girls.....
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 19:31:27
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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is your ship the HMS loveboat?
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DT:80S+++G+++M+B++I+Pw40k00+D++A(WTF)/areWD100R+++++T(T)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 19:37:37
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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Norn Queen
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is your ship the HMS loveboat?
Sigged.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 20:06:21
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Ratius wrote:Ship: DS9 runabout (something small and cosy)
Captain: Catherine Janeway - looks great in uniform
Second officer: Princess Leia (in THAT outfit)
Science officer: Dana Scully, she can autopsy me anytime
Adviser/Ship's counselor: The one and only Deanna Troi (can I make an appointment please?)
Tactical officer: Sarah Connor - combat gear only
Head of security: Cameron (terminator from Sarah Connor chronicles.....)
Chief Medical officer: Dr. Beverly Crusher - another lovely redhead eh?
Artifact specialist: Myka Berring oooo (warehouse 13)
Ace Fighter Pilot: Alice from Res Evil
Ok, ok, I promise to get out this weekend and meet some real girls.....
I'd board that ship.
"Heave about and prepare to be boarded ya scurvy dogs! We're here for your booty if ya catch ma drift"
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 23:18:10
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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Hallowed Canoness
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xole wrote:I have a question. Why would you all want to be in space?
Because as a man's man, and a man of the sea in another time in age, all I ask for is a tall ship, a hull full of cargo and a star to steer her by.
Alternately. Alien hotties, adventure, stellar swashbuckling, alien hotties, thrilling heroics, you know. The usual.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/11 23:35:04
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Forgot the possible chance with space herpes
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/12 01:08:12
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Hallowed Canoness
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Proper use of space rubbers will prevent that.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/12 01:49:04
Subject: Re:Your Ship and Crew.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ice Pirates KK...Ice Pirates....Jebus
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/12 02:36:46
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Now there was a ship and crew.
Doing disfunctional long before firefly.
And steam powered robots that do kung fu. What else do you need?
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/12 04:48:33
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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Fusion powered robots that do Wing Chun?
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/09/12 09:54:18
Subject: Your Ship and Crew.
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Executing Exarch
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Thought I'd do my crew now. Ship: Club Con I changed my mind. Unicron. Second officer: Cykill - I know he'll attempt to betray me, but this way I make sure its an inept attempt. And he can serve as personal transport. Science officer: The Monarch Adviser/Ship's counselor: The Joker Tactical officer: Skeletor Head of security: Bane Chief engineer: The Master Agent/assassin/spy: Deadpool Telepath/astropath: Shang Tsung CAG/fighter ace: Starscream Cool alien pet: Hypno Toad Troops: The Martians from Mars Attacks, supported by the bugs from starship troopers. Fightercraft: Cyclonus, Scourge and the sweeps.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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