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If you could make some improvements to your language what would it be? For Canadian English I would try to simplify it by replacing all words with "ph" with just "f" so "philosophy" would be "filosofy", replace words with "our" with "or" like "colour" to "color" and "laugh" and "laughter" would become "laf" and "lafter".


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I would get rid of the letter "k" from the English language as as it sounds exactly like a "c" so now "kick" is spelt "kic" and "kill" is spelt "cill" and any words that use "c" to make an "s" sound would just use an "s" instead, now you have "spase" instead of "space".


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The letter "e" would be removed from the word "have".

You can improve American English by making it English.


Seriously, donut? It's doughnut.

Why would you complicate things for no reason though?

Because it's proper. Pip pip tally ho.

welshhoppo wrote:
You can improve American English by making it English.


Seriously, donut? It's doughnut.

Huzzah! Let's reclaim the colonies, old chap, and correct their erroneous ways!

We shall reinstate the Monarchy, and burn down their subways!

Remove it. Conversations are now held through charades and the medium of dance.