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2013/12/19 21:30:38
Subject: Noah Trailer
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Thermo-Optical Tuareg
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Okay, this is the first I've seen the trailer for this. So, they're turning the Noah's Ark story into a fantasy epic? Why was Noah wearing armor and wielding a flaming sword in there? Where was that part in the original story?
Just once, I'd like to see someone do a big budget spectacle version of one of the Bible stories, but make it as absolutely out-there as possible. Like, I want a live action movie version of Project ARMS' rendition of Noah's Ark where it was actually a disguised alien spacecraft TARDIS-like ship where various life forms were genetically engineered and created.
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2013/12/19 21:40:54
Subject: Noah Trailer
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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 Barzam wrote:So, they're turning the Noah's Ark story into a fantasy epic?
You are saying it isn't?
Barzam wrote:Why was Noah wearing armor and wielding a flaming sword in there? Where was that part in the original story?
That isn't Noah, it is a different character and I would be willing to bet it is an angel. Flaming sword and all that.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2013/12/19 21:42:49
Subject: Re:Noah Trailer
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
Inside Yvraine
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I hope the movie stays true to the source material and ends with Noah's family having a massive incestuous orgy.
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2013/12/19 22:00:16
Subject: Re:Noah Trailer
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 BlaxicanX wrote:I hope the movie stays true to the source material and ends with Noah's family having a massive incestuous orgy.
Yes, please! I'd actually sit through this movie if that was the payoff before the credits rolled.
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2013/12/19 22:29:08
Subject: Noah Trailer
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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trailer looks bad. No interest in this.
Interestingly, the guy who found the Titanic is looking for evidence of a Great Flood in the Black Sea. There is evidence of such occurring there, which supports flood myths in a variety of religions in the region.
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2013/12/20 15:58:30
Subject: Noah Trailer
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I'll probably see it. Looks entertaining.
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