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2013/11/17 23:02:00
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2013/11/17 23:08:20
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, that was fun for about 10 seconds.
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2013/11/17 23:13:29
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Explosive Manlove Spree
Yeah so I like this.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2013/11/17 23:15:57
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That sounds more like something Whitey would like....
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2013/11/17 23:18:22
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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The weird thing is that some of the names are quite plausible.
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
Warzone Plog |
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2013/11/17 23:25:01
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This does not have any Colons. All computer games must have a colon. FIFA 14: Vengeance, Madden NFL 25: Reckoning, Peggle: Retribution.
Also this site didn't actually have any proper Jokes in it. These are just loads of Absurd combinations of words, must try harder. 'Hans Moleman productions presents: Man getting hit by football' works on more levels.
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Mary Sue wrote: Perkustin is even more awesome than me!
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2013/11/17 23:34:37
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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 Perkustin wrote:This does not have any Colons. All computer games must have a colon. FIFA 14: Vengeance, Madden NFL 25: Reckoning, Peggle: Retribution.
Also this site didn't actually have any proper Jokes in it. These are just loads of Absurd combinations of words, must try harder. 'Hans Moleman productions presents: Man getting hit by football' works on more levels.
Perhaps but this came up with Inbred Horse Racing Rebellion so i am willing to forgive any and all failings.
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2013/11/18 00:00:57
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Celtic Ghost Diesel sounds like the next AAA title to me
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2013/11/18 00:09:19
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
New York
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Escape the Undead Jazz
Would that be a classy Halloween edition of Rock Band?
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2013/11/18 00:25:17
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sounds more like a movie starring Vin Diesel.
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2013/11/18 00:35:00
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Fantastic Shaving Fortress - Ill leave this one up to you imaginations XD
Full Metal Chess Hospital - I have no idea how this game would function mechanically lol.
Vegetarian Vampire Experience - This I would love to see XD
Those are just a few that I noticed which I found interesting
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 When the rich rage war it's the poor who die
Armies I have: Chaos Space Marines, Tau, Necrons, High Elves
Armies I want:Lizardmen, Warriors Of Chaos, Dark Eldar
Armies I may get: Dark Angels, Tomb Kings, Vampire Counts
DC:90SGM-B--I+Pw40k03++D+A++/eWD-R+T(Pic)DM+
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2013/11/18 01:24:20
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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Who wouldn't want to go to a super surgery dance party? How about an Italian dinosaur punchout?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/11/18 01:25:03
The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2013/11/18 01:29:48
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Pious Warrior Priest
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/11/18 01:30:02
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2013/11/18 01:30:33
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Oberstleutnant
Back in the English morass
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You turned into a cat?
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The prefect example of someone missing the point.
Do not underestimate the Squats. They survived for millenia cut off from the Imperium and assailed on all sides. Their determination and resilience is an example to us all.
-Leman Russ, Meditations on Imperial Command book XVI (AKA the RT era White Dwarf Commpendium).
Its just a shame that they couldn't fight off Andy Chambers.
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2013/11/18 01:46:54
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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Biblical Monster Truck Domination
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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2013/11/18 03:04:15
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Wraith
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Furry Forklift Brothers
Create Your Own Scorched Earth in Toyland
Jack Thompson's Chicken Ignition
This is pretty great.
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2013/11/18 03:10:43
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
USA
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Christian Aliens Return - 2nd Impact
Sounds like an alternative title for NGE
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2013/11/18 06:32:47
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Posts with Authority
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Incomprehensible Spork Revenge
I'm so down.
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2013/11/18 12:05:14
Subject: Re:If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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Middle-Eastern Cheese Machine
Cyborg Hair Salon of Death
Legendary Drug-Dealing Party
Soviet Transvestite Deathmatch
These are some of the best ones I've got Awesome! 
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2013/11/18 12:15:32
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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'Twisted Underwear Crusade'
Sounds about right, really. I'd buy that.
Same for 'Merciless Baking Gone Wild'.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/11/18 12:15:55
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2013/11/18 12:33:42
Subject: Re:If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Cozy cockpit of an Archer ARC-5S
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Ghetto Cheese Enforcer
Rural Stunt Unit
And the best one yet..
Japanese Nudist Summoner
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Fatum Iustum Stultorum
Fiat justitia ruat caelum
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2013/11/18 12:38:19
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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"Transvestite Fun Noodle Deathmatch..."
I would totally buy that.
Also - "Giant Sex Conundrum"
Oh My...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/11/18 12:39:10
What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2013/11/18 12:56:27
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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'Cthulhu's Bimbo Hospital'
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2013/11/18 13:07:25
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Horrifying Sloth Massacre
Super Transvestite Tale
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2013/11/18 13:08:17
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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Dark Flatulence Disposer.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2013/11/18 16:07:43
Subject: Re:If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"Extreme Terrorist in Space"
Because everything is better in SPAAAAAAAAAAACE ... oh, and it's also EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEME!!
Erotic Battle Syndrome - Seems like an awesome japanese AAA title
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2013/11/18 16:09:19
"Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! These are the truths of this world! Surrender to these truths, you pigs in human clothing!" - Satsuki Kiryuin, Kill la Kill |
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2013/11/18 16:13:54
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Old Sourpuss
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I giggled:
Scandinavian Hillbilly - Collector's Edition
Nihilistic Puppy Bandits
Giant Makeout Strike Force
Obsessive-Compulsive Graveyard Siege
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+
 
Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics |
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2013/11/18 16:41:46
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Dakka Veteran
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Jackie Chan's Eternal space crusade... I'd buy it
Ho-Hum Porn Hop-A-Bout.. wut?
Kinky Cowboy Fight
The Castle of the Bowling Rebellion - Actually a decent title for a game
Nudist Batman of Doom - the horror
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"I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK" - Batman
"It exist because it needs to. Because its not the tank the imperium deserve but the one it needs right now . So it wont complain because it can take it. Because they're not our normal tank. It is a silent guardian, a watchful protector . A leman russ!" - Ilove40k
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2013/11/18 16:42:18
Subject: Re:If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Hulking Hunter-class Warmech
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The Hunt For the STD World Cup
That just sounds like a bad porno!
Tiger Woods' Office with Friends
And we all know what goes on in this office!  Sounds like another bad porno!
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2013/11/18 16:48:39
Subject: If you don't at least smile at this there is no hope for you.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Dracula's Godzilla Insanity. yes.
Return of the Platypus in Middle-Earth, CAN YOU PICTURE IT?!
Aquatic Breakdancing Destruction, How?
Transvestite Metal Adventure...
Cthulhu's Buddhist from Hell
Sexy Pokemon Jamboree. Yes.
Leisure Suit Shotgun Preacher
Islamic Cooking of the Dead. What.
Hillbilly Nazi Warrior..
Telekinetic Furry Massacre. Yes please.
We have a winner.
Virtua Porn Horde
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