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**gunslingerpro**

Santa Claws is coming to town....

**Bullockist**

Ok I'm back In , just murdered someone,

are we coordinating again or just being random? I am in crowbank atm. I think I just killed one of us, oh well Polaria will be pleased to know I have added them to my contacts list

JB

Glad to see you back, Bullockist!

We're going home to Vinetown for Christmas!

I think we'll play with MDK at Shyar or rip up Mitchem Mall.

I've got a yen to revisit Club Izzard too. Can't get enough of "Cake or Death?"

**Eldercaveman**

JB wrote:
Glad to see you back, Bullockist!

We're going home to Vinetown for Christmas!

I think we'll play with MDK at Shyar or rip up Mitchem Mall.

I've got a yen to revisit Club Izzard too. Can't get enough of "Cake or Death?"

When my Alt was chilling in Vinetown a week or two ago, there was a whole bunch of guys in Gelasus. Including some big names like sisterrita.

**Kovnik Obama**

For those at the Morell Bank :

''You maul Paksindra for 2 damage. They drop to 17 HP.''

**gunslingerpro**

Kovnik Obama wrote:
For those at the Morell Bank :

''You maul Paksindra for 2 damage. They drop to 17 HP.''

Killed him on the way by.

Shyarr is down to VSB

**Eldercaveman**

Shyar is open, feast inside!

You are inside Shyar Cinema, a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Dawn Davenport (60HP), Tank Abbott (60HP), Ulysses Demonshatter (60HP), War Grizzly (59HP) and 1812lsd (60HP).

Also

You attack The Kronk Shuffle and after years of nutpunching! his hardened balls reflect all damage and you miss.

True story.

JB

Eldercaveman wrote:
Shyar is open, feast inside!
...
Also

You attack The Kronk Shuffle and after years of nutpunching! his hardened balls reflect all damage and you miss.

True story.

Obviously we need to resort to superior weaponry.

**Alfndrate**

Still living that harman dream:

You are inside Shyar Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been lightly barricaded. Also here are Dawn Davenport, Ulysses Demonshatter, War Grizzly, 1812lsd and Tank Abbott.

A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand, although its lights have no power.

Killed their genny and radio transmitter

**Kovnik Obama**

Alfndrate wrote:
Still living that harman dream:

You are inside Shyar Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been lightly barricaded. Also here are Dawn Davenport, Ulysses Demonshatter, War Grizzly, 1812lsd and Tank Abbott.

A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand, although its lights have no power.

Killed their genny and radio transmitter

Shyar is no longer populated by bears. Feel free to open them doors.

**Manchu**

Good job, Kovnik O.

For my part, Goodford Road PD genny popped.

Guys don't waste a lot of time swinging in the dark at Shyar. Remember, in "dark" buildings your to-hit chance is decreased.

**Dheneb**

Doors are open at Shyar.

**Kovnik Obama**

Dheneb wrote:
Doors are open at Shyar.

They closed them up again. I spent what I had left of AP punching the bears away again. Stuck outside.

Automatically Appended Next Post:

Manchu wrote:
Good job, Kovnik O.

For my part, Goodford Road PD genny popped.

Guys don't waste a lot of time swinging in the dark at Shyar. Remember, in "dark" buildings your to-hit chance is decreased.

Thanks for the hint, that explains a lot of things.

**sparkywtf**

I opened the doors again, and am attempting to attack.

Got Daven (I think that was his name) down to 30hp, and infected the lot of them.

**Dheneb**

Mick McManix has been kind enough to refuel the generator in Shyar cinema, but now I'm all alone with a bunch of humans.

JB

You are inside Shyar Cinema, a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Dawn Davenport (24HP), Ulysses Demonshatter (53HP), 1812lsd (56HP), War Grizzly (45HP) and BERKMAN FRICK (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand, and decorated with white lights. The lobby has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, an African sculpture, two European paintings, three skulls, a bird skeleton, a cracked sculpture and three European sculptures.

Somebody has spraypainted A wretched hive of scum and villiany onto a wall.

Somebody kill Dawn Davenport...and the rest of them. Leave the tree.

**Alfndrate**

JB wrote:
You are inside Shyar Cinema, a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Dawn Davenport (24HP), Ulysses Demonshatter (53HP), 1812lsd (56HP), War Grizzly (45HP) and BERKMAN FRICK (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand, and decorated with white lights. The lobby has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, an African sculpture, two European paintings, three skulls, a bird skeleton, a cracked sculpture and three European sculptures.

Somebody has spraypainted A wretched hive of scum and villiany onto a wall.

Somebody kill Dawn Davenport...and the rest of them. Leave the tree.

I tried to kill the tree, but I missed

**Manchu**

Lights out in Gelasius.

**Alfndrate**

Manchu wrote:
Lights out in Gelasius.

You are inside Gelasius General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded. Also here are Nina Narelle, Stonaga, Mimi Plastique, Sally Fifth, Damon Delacroix, Luigi291, Malcon Harp, Sister Rita, Takano Mitsuru, Bladistorkem and 1812lsd.

There is a powered-down radio transmitter here. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand, although its lights have no power. One of the wards has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, a fire-damaged painting, a torn painting, an abstract painting, a European painting, a skull, a carved pumpkin and two European sculptures.

Somebody has spraypainted Welcome to Gelasius onto a wall.

Can I start ~~wreaking havoc~~ attacking players, or should I go around popping more gennies?

**Manchu**

Unless you want to help me at the mall, Vtown is pretty dark atm.

JB

You are lying outside Shyar Cinema, a four-storey red-brick building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.

Lights are on inside, and white Christmas lights edge the windows.

Somebody has spraypainted Something stupid and silly onto the 'now showing' board.

There is another zombie from your horde here. It's The Kronk Shuffle.

There are four dead bodies here. One of them smells strange. You recognise Eldercaveman, Lumpsneeze, Hotel Moscow and gunslingerpro amongst them.

Since your last turn:

Kono said "Hey, did you guys know there was a zombie in here?" (8 hours and 23 minutes ago)
Kono shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (8 hours and 23 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
Kono shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (8 hours and 23 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again.
Kono shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (8 hours and 22 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
You took a Headshot from Kono the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (8 hours and 22 minutes ago)
Kono dumped your body out onto the street. (8 hours and 22 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "Nurgling gker & pker Ephraim Pitman executed in NE Mitchem." (1 hour and 59 minutes ago)

You are dead.

They finally noticed me.

They also noticed Manchu in the Mall. Must be waking up.

**Manchu**

How can I be a PKer if I am a Nurgling?

JB

Manchu wrote:
How can I be a PKer if I am a Nurgling?

Honest appraisal is not among the stronger skill tracks of the humans in Vinetown. You know that better than any of us.

**kronk**

What's a PKer?

I just wanna kill talkies and smash my head against barricades.

**Eldercaveman**

Place your bets now! How long before the first accusations of zerging?

**kronk**

Gelacious is open.

You are inside Gelasius General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Nina Narelle (60HP), Luigi291 (60HP), Sister Rita (60HP), Takano Mitsuru (60HP), Bladistorkem (60HP), 1812lsd (60HP), Mimi Plastique (60HP), S3m (50HP), Stonaga (60HP), Damon Delacroix (60HP), Malcon Harp (60HP), Tank Abbott (60HP) and HlaineLarkinmk2 (23HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running, and powering a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.34 MHz. A recently-cut fir tree has been propped up in a crude stand, and decorated with white lights. One of the wards has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, a fire-damaged painting, a torn painting, an abstract painting, a European painting, a skull, a carved pumpkin and two European sculptures.

Somebody has spraypainted Welcome to Gelasius onto a wall.

... And now all but one are infected! YAY!

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

Yeah just about to post that as well Kronk

**Manchu**

PKer is a term for harmanz who kill other harmanz. So calling zombahz PKers is pretty insulting.

Thing is, stupid harmanz poke me with needles and imagine that makes me one of them. And then they call me nasty names when it turns out I'm still a zombah.

But who am I to complain? Their brainz are probably so tasty because they are not spoiled by thinking.

**sparkywtf**

The cinema is down to lightly barricaded as of right now. Back to swaying in the wind.

**DA's Forever**

Ahhh. Its good to be home for Christmas. Lets tear down the bears that stand between us and give them their presents.