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JB

Is all hope lost then?

We need a deus ex machina...like the Eagles.

**kamakazepanda**

Alas, I was in this morning, then went out all day, came back dead with my body dumped unceremoniously out the front door.

Let them hide in their precious mall, brains only get better with time.

We can wait.

JB

Southwest corner of Mitchem Mall is open.

One human in the NW corner and one in the NE corner.

Lots of zeds already inside so get to eating before the rest of the crowd scoops all the brainz.

**optometris**

hey I've just joined http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2164948

**kamakazepanda**

Hehe, killed many talkies, good show in the mall chaps.

Also welcome opto, you should make your way over to vinetown and find us, then we can get you some xp.

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

You are inside Shyar Cinema, a flickering horror film playing on its main screen. A few bloody handprints are smeared across the wall. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are donne flea (60HP), RedeyeSy (60HP), Doctor Where (60HP), Jane Dear (60HP), Anime Princess GoGo (60HP), Mimi Plastique (60HP), Kess Reever (60HP), BERKMAN FRICK (60HP), Kono (60HP), Officer Twayne (60HP), A white rabbit (60HP), Bladistorkem (56HP), Sally Fifth (60HP) and War Grizzly (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It only has a little fuel left, enough to power a radio transmitter that's currently set to 26.34 MHz. The lobby has been decorated with a cubist sculpture, an African sculpture, two European paintings, three skulls, a carved pumpkin, a bird skeleton, a cracked sculpture and three European sculptures.

Somebody has spraypainted a mural of naked ladies onto a wall.

There are three other zombies here.

**Captain Strongfist**

Shyar cinema open. Full of humans, come eat.

**kamakazepanda**

If anyone lower levels want a quick kill, Donne Flea is on 3HP is Shyar.

JB

That cinema is chock full of brainz.

**optometris**

someone revivified me, can you renurgle me when I get to you? I'm not too far away in Miltown

JB

Shyar Cinema is still serving brains.

You are inside Shyar Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are RedeyeSy (56HP), Doctor Where (53HP), Jane Dear (56HP), Mimi Plastique (56HP), BERKMAN FRICK (56HP), Kono (30HP) and A white rabbit (60HP).

There is a battered radio transmitter here.

There is a group of ten other zombies here, four of them from your horde. You recognise Xeroxman, Padman2, Prince Ve'Meth, HlaineLarkinmk2 and Hotel Moscow amongst them.

Someone killed the generator though so it is dark in here and difficult to hit anything.

**optometris**

I've made it to reason towers at vinetown now

**kronk**

optometris wrote:
hey I've just joined http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=2164948

Added to my contacts (unless I screwed up again)! Welcome to the group!

Maul some talkies in the Shyar Cinema!

Birkman Fick taken to 1 hp, then I missed with the next 10 swings. Curse this darkness and my tiny hands!

**gunslingerpro**

SW of Mitchem is open. With my last swing I brought the tyranny of barricades down!

**optometris**

well ive finally made it to the cinema, you guys still there? used my last ap going inside

**kronk**

optometris wrote:
well ive finally made it to the cinema, you guys still there? used my last ap going inside

A few of us are inside. The talkies has either left or are still dead. The Cinema or the Mall is a good place to hang out for chomping talkies!

Gel Hospital open. 1 talkie inside!

You are inside Gelasius General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is H D7 (56HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted Ha ha Nurglings. Nobody here! onto a wall.

You bite H D7 for 4 damage. They drop to 56 HP. They become infected. You gain 4 HP.

**Eldercaveman**

kronk wrote:
optometris wrote:
well ive finally made it to the cinema, you guys still there? used my last ap going inside

A few of us are inside. The talkies has either left or are still dead. The Cinema or the Mall is a good place to hang out for chomping talkies!

Gel Hospital open. 1 talkie inside!

You are inside Gelasius General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is H D7 (56HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted Ha ha Nurglings. Nobody here! onto a wall.

You bite H D7 for 4 damage. They drop to 56 HP. They become infected. You gain 4 HP.

Dinner is served outside Gelasius.

I think I need to do some serious updating of my contacts! Just walked round trying to find some to tag, but I only recognised Kronk!

Automatically Appended Next Post:
Who I of course nut tapped for good measure

**Manchu**

Killed the one you dragged out, ruined Gel. I love to see that place ruined.

JB

Apparently (at Shyar Cinema), Dawn Davenport wants us to leave:

Since your last turn:

Bette Noir revivified a zombie. (18 hours and 32 minutes ago)
A zombie killed Bison Dele. (17 hours and 40 minutes ago)
Bladistorkem rose from the dead as a zombie. (17 hours and 2 minutes ago)
Bison Dele rose from the dead as a zombie. (11 hours and 39 minutes ago)
Dawn Davenport said "Come on you gaks. How long will it take you retards to ruin this place?" (6 hours and 41 minutes ago)
Dawn Davenport said "Hurry the feth up." (6 hours and 40 minutes ago)
A zombie dragged Jane Dear out into the street. (5 hours and 30 minutes ago)
A zombie ransacked the building. (5 hours and 30 minutes ago)
A zombie ruined the building. (4 hours and 16 minutes ago)
A zombie said "Graagh." (4 hours and 16 minutes ago)
A zombie destroyed the radio transmitter. (4 hours and 16 minutes ago)
War Grizzly stood up. (1 hour and 37 minutes ago)

**kronk**

I still owe her a few killins...

JB

kronk wrote:
I still owe her a few killins...

I do too.

**kronk**

Slow and Purposeful is IT! No taps back!

NE Cathedral at Lightly -2. Get after it!

JB

I'm not "IT". Ephraim Pitman is.

You are standing outside Chatwin Library, a narrow white-stone building with a curved roof. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted http##/bi@.ly**cDt*Cm onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There are two other zombies here, one of them from your horde. You recognise Ephraim Pitman.

There is a dead body here.

You maul Ephraim Pitman for 3 damage, and grab hold of their tattered and blood-soaked white tie. They drop to 57 HP.

**Manchu**

Blasted!

**sparkywtf**

Found the motherload in Pegton, right across the border

You are inside Leaman Grove School. Half-finished work is scattered across the floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Bette Noir (60HP), John89 (60HP), Dawn Davenport (60HP), A white rabbit (60HP), Baneslayer Demon (60HP), War Grizzly (60HP), Looking for my Pants (59HP), BERKMAN FRICK (60HP), Kess Reever (60HP), 1812lsd (60HP) and Anime Princess GoGo (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. One of the classrooms has been decorated with a cracked sculpture.

JB

I arrived at the school but I seem to be the only zed there.

**Eldercaveman**

sparkywtf wrote:Found the motherload in Pegton, right across the border

You are inside Leaman Grove School. Half-finished work is scattered across the floor. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Bette Noir (60HP), John89 (60HP), Dawn Davenport (60HP), A white rabbit (60HP), Baneslayer Demon (60HP), War Grizzly (60HP), Looking for my Pants (59HP), BERKMAN FRICK (60HP), Kess Reever (60HP), 1812lsd (60HP) and Anime Princess GoGo (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. One of the classrooms has been decorated with a cracked sculpture.

JB wrote:I arrived at the school but I seem to be the only zed there.

Just used 48 AP to get it from HB to LB

**kronk**

Kronk is that the school, smashing his head into it. At VSB-1 now.

**kamakazepanda**

School at QSB.

Automatically Appended Next Post:
School is open, plenty talkies within.

JB

You are inside Leaman Grove School. Half-finished work is scattered across the floor. The floor is flecked with fresh blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are John89 (56HP), A white rabbit (56HP), Baneslayer Demon (56HP), Looking for my Pants (59HP), 1812lsd (56HP), Anime Princess GoGo (56HP), Bette Noir (56HP), Bladistorkem (56HP), BERKMAN FRICK (56HP), Officer Twayne (56HP), Kess Reever (56HP), Dawn Davenport (8HP), Stonaga (29HP), War Grizzly (56HP) and Doctor Where (56HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running. One of the classrooms has been decorated with a cracked sculpture.

There are three other zombies here, one of them from your horde. You recognise Xeroxman and Prince Ve'Meth.

You maul Dawn Davenport for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 8 HP.

The school is still open and chock full of nuts.

Dawn Davenport is at only 8 HP. Kudos to whomever eats her brains.