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Tunneling Trygon





Nottinghamshire- England

Yeah I was the one who got him down to 8hp and was going to drag himout myself but I fell asleep...

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Longtime Dakkanaut





United Kingdom

 Bloodhorror wrote:
Yeah I was the one who got him down to 8hp and was going to drag himout myself but I fell asleep...


He was on about 21hp when I got in there, unless we were smashing him up together?

   
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Fixture of Dakka






Columbia, SC (USA)

They killed Kronk. Now who are we going to use as a battering ram?

The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.

I build IG...lots and lots of IG.  
   
Made in gb
Tunneling Trygon





Nottinghamshire- England

Eldercaveman wrote:
 Bloodhorror wrote:
Yeah I was the one who got him down to 8hp and was going to drag himout myself but I fell asleep...


He was on about 21hp when I got in there, unless we were smashing him up together?


Must have been

Teamwork!

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

 JB wrote:
They killed Kronk. Now who are we going to use as a battering ram?


Kronk is back up.

Door is open.

HL2 infected.

Kronk's moving on!


You are inside Burt Square Police Dept. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is HlaineLarkinmk2 (56HP).

Somebody has spraypainted KOS #ei%%@ *K@r prof*l#*c*i**#**04@09@ onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

You enter the building.



Dane Street PD down to lightly. Wreck it, boys!

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Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Elsbury down to lightly.

   
Made in de
Fixture of Dakka






Columbia, SC (USA)

 Manchu wrote:
Elsbury down to lightly.

There is still one human in the Elsbury. It's a pub and I was torn between attacking or drinking. Fortunately for him, the stout was good. Someone else will have to finish him.

You are inside the Elsbury Arms, an abandoned pub. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is mecha andyman (27HP).

Somebody has spraypainted 21S, 8E to the next HOO pub crawl stop! onto a wall.

Gripping mecha andyman by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 27 HP.

The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.

I build IG...lots and lots of IG.  
   
Made in gb
Tunneling Trygon





Nottinghamshire- England

I polished the last 3 HP off him

And then went on to Ransack the Building!

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Longtime Dakkanaut





United Kingdom

Just got into Dane Street

You are inside Dane Street Police Dept. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are YellowFeather (50HP), dtscout (60HP), MrHappySocks (60HP), Looking for my Pants (60HP), HlaineLarkinmk2 (56HP) and Arthkan (60HP).

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA


You are standing outside Dane Street Police Dept, a narrow concrete building. The building has been quite strongly barricaded.

Lights are on inside.

Somebody has spraypainted *P * %# @%ur% S#u%r%* onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There is a dead body here. It's Eldercaveman.


Eldercaveman is dead, and the building is back to VSB. Working on it!

Edit: Open! Still has talkies inside. Yellowfeather infected! Get some!


You are inside Dane Street Police Dept. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are YellowFeather (46HP), dtscout (56HP), MrHappySocks (60HP), Looking for my Pants (60HP), HlaineLarkinmk2 (60HP) and Arthkan (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted KOS Leiter PKer profile.cgi?id=2041094 onto a wall.

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Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Elsbury ruined.

   
Made in gb
Boosting Space Marine Biker




Edinburgh, Scotland

Dragged Yellowfeather out onto street so if anyone wants free XP he's there, infected one of the other talkies too.

   
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Fixture of Dakka






Columbia, SC (USA)

Harmanz are so entertaining. The latest radio broadcasts from Vinetown:

Since your last turn:

26.34 MHz: "Gelasius is EHB and Nurgling-free. However, Nurglings are..." (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "infesting eastern Crowbank - if anyone cares." (4 hours and 7 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "Mick McManix smells like an old taco." (4 hours and 1 minute ago)
26.34 MHz: "6 zombees and 6 bodees outside Gelasius." (exactly 4 hours ago)
26.34 MHz: "Crowbank? Doesn't Jerden Rule that?" (2 hours and 47 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "Let him take care of it." (2 hours and 46 minutes ago)

The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.

I build IG...lots and lots of IG.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

That's pretty LOL worthy!

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Boosting Space Marine Biker




Edinburgh, Scotland

Hehe, hopefully they wont get too comfortable

Also killed 3 humies at Dane Street.

   
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Fresh-Faced New User




Hospital is open. Lots of fresh meat inside, come eat.
   
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Solahma






RVA

Burt Sq. PD open, found former (?) Nurgling HlaineLarkinmk2 inside and infected him. HLmk2 is not wearing a Nurgling tag so is fair game/priority eating as a ransack-blocker.

HLmk2, please confirm your current status one way or the other.

Okay Rothearts, time for new business. Polaria recently suggested fading back to ruined dark buildings to make us harder to dislodge. I'd like to give this tactic a try, considering it is suitably Nurglish.

Therefore -- Operation Canker.

Polaria et al. have managed to ruin Morrell Bank so that's a good starting point. Please report there at your earliest convenience. The idea is to wake up, move to any of the five immediately surrounding target buildings, and de-cade/ransack/ruin.

If you can tell you won't ruin the target building, save 2 AP left to "fade" back inside of Morrell.

If you do manage to ruin the target building with 2 or 1 AP left, just sit tight in that building until the next day.

If you manage to ruin the target building with a good amount of AP left, move to any of the buildings immediately surrounding the original target building and de-cade/ransack/ruin until you have only 2 AP left -- then fade back to the original target building (instead of Morrell).

In this way, we can try to spread the blight systematically from an epicenter. If it goes well from Morrell, then we can divide into teams and start another epicenter (likely Farbrother Cinema).

Let me know if anyone has questions/insults/mutinous intentions.

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Made in de
Fixture of Dakka






Columbia, SC (USA)

Humans are still making funnies:

26.34 MHz: "Jerden is a pushover. I whacked him three months ago and he" (18 hours and 53 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "hasn't killed me back yet." (18 hours and 53 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "Jerden is a wussy with a capital P." (17 hours and 3 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "There's nothing wrong with the smell of old tacos." (4 hours and 48 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "Besides, I smell much, much worse than that." (4 hours and 48 minutes ago)


I made it into Morrell. Thanks for leaving me a fresh human to kill. He's dead now.

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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.

I build IG...lots and lots of IG.  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





United Kingdom

Spoiler:
 Manchu wrote:
Burt Sq. PD open, found former (?) Nurgling HlaineLarkinmk2 inside and infected him. HLmk2 is not wearing a Nurgling tag so is fair game/priority eating as a ransack-blocker.

HLmk2, please confirm your current status one way or the other.

Okay Rothearts, time for new business. Polaria recently suggested fading back to ruined dark buildings to make us harder to dislodge. I'd like to give this tactic a try, considering it is suitably Nurglish.

Therefore -- Operation Canker.

Polaria et al. have managed to ruin Morrell Bank so that's a good starting point. Please report there at your earliest convenience. The idea is to wake up, move to any of the five immediately surrounding target buildings, and de-cade/ransack/ruin.

If you can tell you won't ruin the target building, save 2 AP left to "fade" back inside of Morrell.

If you do manage to ruin the target building with 2 or 1 AP left, just sit tight in that building until the next day.

If you manage to ruin the target building with a good amount of AP left, move to any of the buildings immediately surrounding the original target building and de-cade/ransack/ruin until you have only 2 AP left -- then fade back to the original target building (instead of Morrell).

In this way, we can try to spread the blight systematically from an epicenter. If it goes well from Morrell, then we can divide into teams and start another epicenter (likely Farbrother Cinema).

Let me know if anyone has questions/insults/mutinous intentions.


I like this plan, and I have begun immediate work, ruining the Pullinger.

   
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[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

And so the plague spreads!

Excellent work, Ecm.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

HL2 killed me yesterday, so he's fair game. Killed him then smashed the police station up, the ran out of AP. In an hour, I'll clear the streets. Sorry.

<--- Dumbass.

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Boosting Space Marine Biker




Edinburgh, Scotland

I could have killed HL2 several times over but kept thinking he was just on some undercover mission or something.

Welp, the traitor must be purged before he corrupts the rest of us.

   
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[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Sad to hear about HLmk2's defection. Just goes to show, you breath for too long and all that oxygen starts to mess with your thinking.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Burt Street Police Department back down to Lightly.

Open it up!

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Boosting Space Marine Biker




Edinburgh, Scotland

Burt opened, no talkies.

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Dang.

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Boosting Space Marine Biker




Edinburgh, Scotland

Gripping Anja Arnheim by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

No newspapers will save you now.

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Made in us
[MOD]
Solahma






RVA

Pullinger genny popped. Killed a breather in Burt. Pullinger and Burt both ruined.

   
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Fixture of Dakka






Columbia, SC (USA)

 kamakazepanda wrote:
Gripping Anja Arnheim by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

No newspapers will save you now.

Killing Anja is like kicking a puppy.



EDIT: I started chipping away at the Leggetter Hotel while letting my family jewels heal after Kronk nutpunched me.

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The secret to painting a really big army is to keep at it. You can't reach your destination if you never take any steps.

I build IG...lots and lots of IG.  
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

 JB wrote:

EDIT: I started chipping away at the Leggetter Hotel while letting my family jewels heal after Kronk nutpunched me.



You're it, baby! No tap-backs!

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