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JB

It's a survivor technique. Barricade first then kill zeds. They do it to keep more zeds from getting in.

**Manchu**

Ruined Dane.

**kronk**

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:
kronk wrote:

You are inside St Deusdedit's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Flash Jordin (20HP).

Somebody has spraypainted VZ% %%@pin* @*%*@vo## #*r#i@@! onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There is another zombie from your horde here. It's DrkOblitr8r.

Gripping Flash Jordin by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 20 HP.

About this. Some guy completely healed him and barricaded us both inside and left. Leaving me just as snug as Flash

Remember, you're not locked in there with them...They're locked in there with you!

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Leggetter ruined. Out of AP, so I'll sit here for an hour before returning to rest.

Mrrrh!

**optometris**

ive accidentally wandered into roftwood, ill wander back on over in a bit

JB

Some of those irritating humans almost killed me. I only had 4 HP left so I had to snack a little.

Thanks Manchu!

You are standing outside Pullinger Auto Repair, a large yellow-stone building, its doorway flanked by statues. The building has been heavily barricaded.

There is a dead body here. It's Ephraim Pitman.

You feed on the corpse.

**kamakazepanda**

You are inside the Rishton Building. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Chuck Norris 3030 (44HP).

Somebody has spraypainted Humans rule, zombies drool. onto a wall.

There is another zombie here.

I don't think I need to tell you what must be done.

JB

You are inside the Rishton Building. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

Somebody has spraypainted Humans rule, zombies drool. onto a wall.

There are two other zombies here, one of them from your horde. You recognise Prince Ve'Meth.

There is a dead body here.

Gripping Chuck Norris 3030 by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

I don't believe that he was the real Chuck Norris.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

kronk wrote:
Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:
kronk wrote:

You are inside St Deusdedit's Hospital, dark corridors leading through abandoned wards. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Flash Jordin (20HP).

Somebody has spraypainted VZ% %%@pin* @*%*@vo## #*r#i@@! onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There is another zombie from your horde here. It's DrkOblitr8r.

Gripping Flash Jordin by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 20 HP.

About this. Some guy completely healed him and barricaded us both inside and left. Leaving me just as snug as Flash

Remember, you're not locked in there with them...They're locked in there with you!

Woke up and the doors are open, the guy I've been chewing on is gone, another guy hit me with an axe for hours and I'm on 1hp. Guess I missed a hell of a party

JB

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:
Woke up and the doors are open, the guy I've been chewing on is gone, another guy hit me with an axe for hours and I'm on 1hp. Guess I missed a hell of a party

Classic! Find a body and eat your way towards better health.

**Manchu**

Legetter ruined, Corp to lightly.

JB

Manchu wrote:
Legetter ruined, Corp to lightly.

Bears are down at Corps (one square north of the Leggetter Motel). There are two tasty humans inside.

You are inside the Corp Building. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are M3ntlegen (60HP) and Creepy Cripple (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

You fumble open a door and, leaving it ajar, enter the building.

EDIT: M3ntlegen has 12 HP left.

**kronk**

Pullinger, Dane PD, and The Corps buildings have all been ruined. YAY, my usefulness!

**kamakazepanda**

Curtice, Hepplewaithe and Rishton ruined.

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Curtice ruined again.

JB

Three buildings each? You guys are animals!

One brain awaiting take out in Dinwoodie Auto Repair. It might be a bit alcoholic.

You are inside Dinwoodie Auto Repair. A few bloody handprints are smeared across the wall. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is Budzo (15HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It only has a little fuel left.

Somebody has spraypainted mdk onto a wall.

Gripping Budzo by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They drop to 15 HP.

**Manchu**

Dinwoodie ruined and darkened.

**kronk**

Did a few laps around the bank. The first non-ruinied place is Vaulteir *something* School, 2 buildings SE. It's at lightly. Someone finish it! Not much in the immediate area that isn't ruined. Great job, zeds!

Mrrh, indeed!

JB

Is Leiter hanging out in Vinetown's Mitchem Mall? Note the radio message at the end of the quote below:

Since your last turn:

A zombie dragged Budzo out into the street. (13 hours and 3 minutes ago)
Mimi Plastique began to rebuild the barricades, using a car hood. (12 hours and 21 minutes ago)
Luis Tully extracted a DNA sample from you. (6 hours and 12 minutes ago) (Now 4 west, 2 north.)
Luis Tully hit you with a fire axe for 3 damage. (6 hours and 12 minutes ago) (Now 4 west, 2 north.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)
A zombie ransacked the building. (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)
A zombie ruined the building. (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)
A zombie destroyed the generator. (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "Do NOT revive Haquer, is a PKer. //Leiter" (57 minutes ago)

**optometris**

back around you guys again, is there an upgrade that makes smashing buildings easier, I just spent about 40points smashing away at a building, parts of it collapsed about 10 maybe more times and it stayed at VSB!!!

**kronk**

optometris wrote:
back around you guys again, is there an upgrade that makes smashing buildings easier, I just spent about 40points smashing away at a building, parts of it collapsed about 10 maybe more times and it stayed at VSB!!!

Dunno. I took all of the attack skills, though.

You have Vigour Mortis (Zombie gets +10% to hit with all non-weapon attacks.)

You have Neck Lurch (Zombie gets an extra +10% to hit with bite attacks.)

You have Death Grip (Zombie gets an extra +15% to hit with hand attacks.)

You have Rend Flesh (Hand attacks deal an extra 1 damage.)

You have Tangling Grasp (If the zombie hits with hands, its further attacks on that victim are at +10% to base attack until it loses its grip.)

You have Feeding Drag (Zombie is able to drag dying survivors (those with 12HP or less) out into the street.)

**optometris**

Ive got all those except feeding drag at the moment

**kronk**

Then you're golden. Sometimes the barricades are harder to destroy. Sometimes, the soil is sour.

**Dheneb**

And sometimes you're just unlucky. A hit from a zombie only has a 25% chance of knocking a level off a barricade, so you were right on the average. Taking down an EHB building really is a team effort.

**kronk**

Yeah. You eat an elephant one bite at a time.

Unless you're a Roc.

JB

Looks like Vinetown is degenerating into a PKer festival. That's what happens when you don't have enough zombies.

Since your last turn:

26.34 MHz: "Sohisohi just offed Nomatr1. He is in Club Izzard, place is" (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "now lit. Please off him before he leaves" (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "pker sohisohi terminated in Izzard. Other pker scum nested" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "in Club Izzard and need terminating. Over and Out" (1 hour and 20 minutes ago)

I also wonder if Leiter and Jerden fled there.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Maybe it's time to go home?

**kronk**

Rishton Building ruined.
Vautier Place School opened and ruined.
Rillie Cinema at QSB-1.

Resting now.

**Manchu**

Burt ruined, Elsbury to heavily.

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JB wrote:
Looks like Vinetown is degenerating into a PKer festival. That's what happens when you don't have enough zombies.

You see what I mean by the harmanz' neurosis now?

JB

Since your last turn:

26.34 MHz: "Zombie in Corless bank" (7 hours and 19 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "Lieter is a reformed PKer. Leave him be." (3 hours and 29 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "Nurglings have ruined Dinwoodie. Assistance requested." (3 hours and 25 minutes ago)

Leiter reformed? Seems unlikely.

**kronk**

I don't know who those people are, but they sound like they need to be et!

JB

How much longer do we want to run Operation Canker?

It's been a while since we ravaged southern Vinetown.

And we have never visited Houldenbank on the other side of Vinetown. Are there any Meals on Heels there?