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JB

You may need to be more assertive. Try groaning more emphatically.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Someone cut in anyway, so I decided to be a wall flower

JB

The humans are whiny again...

You are inside Club Atthill, in the near-darkness of the main dancefloor. The building has fallen into ruin, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

There is another zombie here.

Since your last turn:

A zombie ransacked the building. (yesterday)
A zombie ruined the building. (yesterday)
DK Axer said "Eh, ya wee fuckin' cuntbags." (20 hours and 28 minutes ago)
26.34 MHz: "Zed convention at Shyar...cleaning services needed...." (3 hours and 42 minutes ago)

Shyar is a bit ruined. I probably shouldn't have leaned on that thingy.

You are inside Shyar Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. The building has fallen into ruin, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

A badly damaged portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

There is a group of ten other zombies here, four of them from your horde. You recognise Houser, DrkOblitr8r, Kay VanRaven, HlaineLarkinmk2 and mecha andyman amongst them.

You ransack further rooms of the building. The building is now ruined.

Lunatic is just standing around twiddling his brain-craving thumbs.

You are standing outside Chatwin Library, a narrow white-stone building with a curved roof. The building has been very strongly barricaded.

There is another zombie from your horde here. It's LevelheadedLunatic.

Horus is street litter.

You are standing outside Gelasius General Hospital, an imposing concrete building with black crosses painted across its doors. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted Nurglings nurgling each other. onto a wall.

There are three other zombies here.

There are four dead bodies here. One of them smells strange. You recognise UndeadHorus amongst them.

Gelasius is empty, unless you count Ijustwantaname. #choppedliver

You are inside Gelasius General Hospital, its empty wards criss-crossed with snapped quarantine tape. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

Somebody has spraypainted V*t* AY@ *ae a f#*e S%o*#an*# onto a wall. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There are two other zombies here, one of them from your horde. You recognise Ijustwantaname.

**phantommaster**

It would seem there's little to do right now! Move on?

JB

The humans strike back!

You are lying outside Gelasius General Hospital, an imposing concrete building with black crosses painted across its doors. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted Nurglings nurgling each other. onto a wall.

There are four other zombies here, one of them from your horde. You recognise HlaineLarkinmk2 and Houser amongst them.

There are four dead bodies here. You recognise UndeadHorus amongst them.

Since your last turn:

26.34 MHz: "Shyar, Chatwin and Gelasius are down! Assistance is needed!" (yesterday)
26.34 MHz: "Shyar is dark with 9z, Chatwin 1z, Gelasius 2z" (yesterday)
A zombie destroyed the generator. (yesterday)
The lights went out in Gelasius General Hospital. (yesterday)
A zombie clawed at you for 3 damage. (yesterday)
The zombie grabbed hold of you! (yesterday)
The zombie lost its grip. (yesterday)
Monsignor Burke shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (yesterday) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
You took a Headshot from Monsignor Burke the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (yesterday)
Monsignor Burke dumped your body out onto the street. (yesterday)
The lights went out in a corner of St John's Cathedral. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)

You are dead.

Anyone find any fresh brains? I am hungry.

Automatically Appended Next Post:
LOL

I was sitting in Saint John's Cathedral minding my own business when a zombie dude from The Spanish Inquisition bit me.

You are inside St John's Cathedral. The building has been completely ransacked, and has fallen into ruin. A thin layer of dust covers the debris. The building has been very strongly barricaded.

Since your last turn:

A zombie bit into you for 4 damage. (1 hour and 29 minutes ago) (Now 1 east, 2 north.)
The zombie's bite was infected! (You'll now take 1HP damage for every action you take, except speaking. Infection can be cured with a first aid kit.) (1 hour and 29 minutes ago)

LOL, I wonder how many attempts he made before he finally connected with his teeth. I guess he really wanted to bite.

**kronk**

JB wrote:
You are inside Club Atthill, in the near-darkness of the main dance floor. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open.

There is a group of six other zombies here, three of them from your horde. You recognise LevelheadedLunatic, HlaineLarkinmk2 and DrkOblitr8r amongst them.

Gripping nomatr1 by the shoulders, you crush them for 3 damage. They die.

I walked into Club Atthill and saw Lunatic, Hlaine, and Drk slow-dancing with a harman. That had to stop so I ate the human's brains.

Where's Kronk?

All 4 corners of the cathedral are ruined.

Sorry. I've been very much AFK.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

To Attrill!

You are inside Attrill Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The building has been very strongly barricaded. Also here are DK Axer, OWP, Jerden, Creepy Cripple and War Grizzly.

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

Jerden is infected

JB

Only one harman left in Attrill. It's dark inside so it will take a village of zombies to kill him.

You are inside Attrill Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. With the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is DK Axer (33HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.

There is another zombie from your horde here. It's HlaineLarkinmk2.

Welcome back, Kronk!

**Scrabb**

You are inside Peter General Hospital. The main lobby is riddled with bullet holes. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are Vermont Yeti (56HP), Luigi291 (56HP), kuttar (56HP), Thomas Thope (50HP), Doctor Sapirstein (52HP), Damon Delacroix (53HP) and Tank Abbott (53HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

Somebody has spraypainted EHB by Royal Decree - His Majesty Jerden onto a wall.

hurry!

JB

I think we will need more zombies at Peter General Hospital.

Can we at least get all the handsome zombies to join the fight?

Uglier zeds can continue the struggle at Shyar Cinema.

JB

Since Peter General Hospital is now ruined, I joined the ugly zeds at Shyar and cracked it open.

There are four humans inside. Come get some ~~popcorn~~ brains!!

Spoiler:

JB

Nice work at Shyar, guys! Looks like ole Mick McManix shot me a few times but didn't land the killing blow. I wonder if he got tired or just ran out of ammo.

You are lying outside Shyar Cinema, a four-storey red-brick building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building's doors have been left wide open, and you can see that the interior of the building has been ruined.

Somebody has spraypainted ##*a#i@@t*% @u%gl@#g h@a** @n s%i#%% onto the 'now showing' board. The graffiti has been obscured by smears of gore.

There is another zombie from your horde here. It's mecha andyman.

There are six dead bodies here. One of them smells strange. You recognise HlaineLarkinmk2, UndeadHorus and DrkOblitr8r amongst them.

Since your last turn:

A zombie dragged Zed Sed Rawr out into the street. (yesterday)
A zombie dragged Sister Rita out into the street. (yesterday)
A zombie killed Melody Arachne. (22 hours and 24 minutes ago)
Shin Hyung began to rebuild the barricades, using a vending machine. (21 hours and 34 minutes ago)
Mick McManix shot you with a shotgun for 8 damage. (16 hours and 46 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again.
Mick McManix shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (16 hours and 46 minutes ago) (Scent lost.)
A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (15 hours and 50 minutes ago)
Kaimi shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (15 hours and 13 minutes ago) (Scent lost.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
You took a Headshot from Kaimi the Zombie Hunter! You will need to spend an extra 5AP to stand up. (15 hours and 13 minutes ago)
Kaimi dumped your body out onto the street. (15 hours and 12 minutes ago)
The lights went out in Shyar Cinema. (6 hours and 43 minutes ago)

You are dead.

**Spartan-Kun**

....I just started this...I have no fscking clue what I'm doing @.@ aaaand I just wasted all six shots in my pistol...

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

I was tired of laying around doing nothing, so I went to go kick the Buckett, but I just ended up snapping my foot off.

JB

Welcome Spartan-Kun. If you have any questions, just ask. New players are always welcome.

Automatically Appended Next Post:

Oh Tank Abbott, you sly dog...

You are inside Shyar Cinema, its auditorium in darkness. The building has fallen into ruin, and with the lights out, you can hardly see anything. The doors to the street have been secured.

There are two other zombies here, one of them from your horde. You recognise Kay VanRaven.

Since your last turn:

Tank Abbott shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (4 hours and 58 minutes ago) (Now 4 east, 5 south.) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (4 hours and 57 minutes ago)

**Spartan-Kun**

Thanks :3 I have plenty of questions lol

Primarily, what am I trying to do exactly?

JB

It depends on what role you want to play. If you like being a survivor, try to live. Get XP so that you can gain levels and add useful survivor skills.

Other roles like zombie or player killer exist. Look in the first post of this thread to find the link to the game wiki, where you can find lots of guides and other info (like maps).

**Spartan-Kun**

Right now I'm just walking around, avoiding zombies all together since I seem to be unable to kill them. But yes, staying alive would be quite nice.

**kronk**

You are inside Attrill Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is SiIas Robertson (46HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

You bite SiIas Robertson for 4 damage. They drop to 46 HP. They become infected.

Attrill Bank Open. ALL INFECTED!

JB

Spartan-Kun wrote:Right now I'm just walking around, avoiding zombies all together since I seem to be unable to kill them. But yes, staying alive would be quite nice.

We are all in Vinetown but since we are brain eating zombies and you want to stay alive, something is going to have to give....up its brains.

kronk wrote:
You are inside Attrill Bank. The vault lies open, its contents either looted or transferred. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here is SiIas Robertson (46HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It is running.

You bite SiIas Robertson for 4 damage. They drop to 46 HP. They become infected.

Attrill Bank Open. ALL INFECTED!

Watch out for Kronk Kronkington. He's good looking but he's a biter!

Four humans in a warehouse just west of Mitchem Mall. ...burp...make that three humans.

You are inside a warehouse. Hundreds of cardboard boxes are piled to the ceiling. The floor is slick with pools of blood. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are K C Griffin (50HP), Wriggle Nightbug (50HP) and wonkatania (60HP).

A portable generator has been set up here. It only has a little fuel left.

Somebody has spraypainted This building should be VSB, not EHB++ onto a wall.

There are two other zombies here.

There is a dead body here.

You maul HungryBobbo for 3 damage, and grab hold of their police jacket. They die.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

SE Mitchem is open! Feeding times! Gogogogoo!

You may have heard my groan?

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

Mitchell looks very tasty right now

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

You are inside the Pilyer Hotel. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are S A Seeley Booth (46HP), SiIas Roberston (46HP), SrSA Jethro Gibs (46HP), Doctor Sleep (59HP), Ms Lynn Benfield (51HP), Jean Lapin (46HP), Sister Rita (55HP) and flashdrive6342 (55HP).

There's some Bones to pick here

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:
You are inside the Pilyer Hotel. The doors to the street have been left wide open. Also here are S A Seeley Booth (46HP), SiIas Roberston (46HP), SrSA Jethro Gibs (46HP), Doctor Sleep (59HP), Ms Lynn Benfield (51HP), Jean Lapin (46HP), Sister Rita (55HP) and flashdrive6342 (55HP).

There's some Bones to pick here

Booth's out on street now

**TheMeanDM**

Going to give this a go....

http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi

JB

Welcome DM!

If you have questions, feel free to ask.

We are mostly playing as zombies in the surburb of Malton. If you look at the original post in this thread, you will see a lot of useful info such as the map of the city of Malton and the link to the Wiki for the game.

To the other Nurglings: The Pilyer Hotel is ruined. Someone turned on the lights at the Attrill Bank so there may be tasty treats inside. Um...I mean...Rrrrrggghhhh....brainssss....

I noticed that we are down to just 15 active Nurglings. Who is still supporting the cause? I'm one so there are 14 other brave zeds out there. Stand up and be recognized!

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

I'm crashing at Pilyer for a while

JB

Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:
I'm crashing at Pilyer for a while

I noticed that you were hogging the lobby sofa.

I think Hlaine was also roaming around looking for an ice bucket.

**Hlaine Larkin mk2**

JB wrote:
Drk_Oblitr8r wrote:
I'm crashing at Pilyer for a while

I noticed that you were hogging the lobby sofa.

I think Hlaine was also roaming around looking for an ice bucket.

I found one in Atrill