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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 13:12:16
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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Adeptus Astartes, the original and best. Chaos or loyalist will both do.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 14:40:01
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Defending Guardian Defender
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Fully loyal?
A brood of genstealers. Amazing reflexes, tough and killy, great at hiding and unlike all the other choices, they can increase their numbers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 14:47:50
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
South West UK
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Adeptus Administratum.
"But this isn't a syndicate contract-killing approval form... Those are blue"
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What is best in life?
To wound enemy units, see them driven from the table, and hear the lamentations of their player. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 14:49:57
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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knas ser wrote:Adeptus Administratum.
"But this isn't a syndicate contract-killing approval form... Those are blue"

Bahaha! Have an exalt!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 15:40:54
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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3 space marines.... And the landraider they are driving.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 16:08:08
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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Tyrant guard and hive guard, maybe toss in a carnifex... unless I get eaten by them. In that case. It would probably be Lychguard or Riptides.
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Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 16:30:59
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Of the choices listed the Eldar would probably be the safest bet. If I could have anything I'd take a couple stealth suits at strategic positions around my location. Those things would be terrifying for someone who didn't expect them. It's basically the Predator with a minigun.
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BrianDavion wrote:Between the two of us... I think GW is assuming we the players are not complete idiots.
Rapidly on path to becoming the world's youngest bitter old man. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 16:43:52
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Dakka Veteran
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I'd take a group of 10 Death wing knights, because they would increase MY toughness!
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I like to say I have two armies: Necrons, and Imperium.....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 18:09:15
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander
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I'm thinking 10 Ogryn. THAT is a group of guys that would have serious intimidation factor and you couldnt ask for a more loyal bunch of guys who would lay down their lives for you.
of course, you walk into a bar with 10 ogryn, the bar is likely full right there and I sure wouldnt want to pick up thier tab by the end of the night. lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 18:11:35
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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a vindicare assassin
Just a vindicare assassin.
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 18:13:48
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Major
Fortress of Solitude
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A transcendant C'tan, fully loyal.
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Celesticon 2013 Warhammer 40k Tournament- Best General
Sydney August 2014 Warhammer 40k Tournament-Best General |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 18:16:28
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
octarius.Lets krump da bugs!
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dementedwombat wrote:Of the choices listed the Eldar would probably be the safest bet. If I could have anything I'd take a couple stealth suits at strategic positions around my location. Those things would be terrifying for someone who didn't expect them. It's basically the Predator with a minigun.
sounds like your getting tau and panzys confused.
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Kote!
Kandosii sa ka'rte, vode an.
Coruscanta a'den mhi, vode an.
Bal kote,Darasuum kote,
Jorso'ran kando a tome.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad vode an.
Bal...
Motir ca'tra nau tracinya.
Gra'tua cuun hett su dralshy'a.
Aruetyc talyc runi'la trattok'a.
Sa kyr'am nau tracyn kad, vode an! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 18:18:31
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Mighty Vampire Count
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A Culture Knife drone and the inheriant backing of its superiors.........
failing that Cain and Jurgan  or a Squad of Sisters
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I AM A MARINE PLAYER
"Unimaginably ancient xenos artefact somewhere on the planet, hive fleet poised above our heads, hidden 'stealer broods making an early start....and now a bloody Chaos cult crawling out of the woodwork just in case we were bored. Welcome to my world, Ciaphas."
Inquisitor Amberley Vail, Ordo Xenos
"I will admit that some Primachs like Russ or Horus could have a chance against an unarmed 12 year old novice but, a full Battle Sister??!! One to one? In close combat? Perhaps three Primarchs fighting together... but just one Primarch?" da001
www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/528517.page
A Bloody Road - my Warhammer Fantasy Fiction |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 18:22:24
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Morphing Obliterator
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I say the fire warriors, just due to the unflinching loyalty.
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 18:28:46
Subject: Re:Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Farsight's command team and bodygaurd....
CADRE (that's 80 teams). Nothing short of a titian legion is getting past that.
(I realize that's a bit silly, so I will just take farsight and bodygaurd team).
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 18:35:32
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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A Sisters of Battle fire team, but one of the ones that got kicked out of the order for lewd behavior.
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"Others however will call me the World's Sexiest Killing Machine, that's fun at parties." - Bender Bending Rodriguez
- 3,000 points, and growing!
BFG - 1500 points
WFB Bretonnia - 2200 points (peasant army).
WAB Ancient Israeli (Canaanites) 2500 points
WAB English 100 Years War (3000 points). |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 19:03:19
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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10 Crusaders, 2 Death Cult assassins, a couple of priests and a bag full of rad grenades.
I'm a deathstar.
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 19:05:11
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Agent_Tremolo wrote:10 Crusaders, 2 Death Cult assassins, a couple of priests and a bag full of rad grenades.
I'm a deathstar.
Pfft, you call that a deathstar?
10 Shield Lychguards with a lord who has MSS, phase shifter, weave and warscythe and res orb, plus an Overlord who has the same loadout sans orb. Because 2 orbs would be silly.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 19:07:24
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Its ok because my vindcare assassin will just pop you with no LOS allowed. have fun  .
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 19:11:01
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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CthuluIsSpy wrote: Agent_Tremolo wrote:10 Crusaders, 2 Death Cult assassins, a couple of priests and a bag full of rad grenades. I'm a deathstar. Pfft, you call that a deathstar? 10 Shield Lychguards with a lord who has MSS, phase shifter, weave and warscythe and res orb, plus an Overlord who has the same loadout sans orb. Because 2 orbs would be silly. That's deathstarry-er than mine, granted. Still I won't put my safety in hands of anyone with Mindshackle Scarabs. Just in case...
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 19:14:13
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Agent_Tremolo wrote: CthuluIsSpy wrote: Agent_Tremolo wrote:10 Crusaders, 2 Death Cult assassins, a couple of priests and a bag full of rad grenades.
I'm a deathstar.
Pfft, you call that a deathstar?
10 Shield Lychguards with a lord who has MSS, phase shifter, weave and warscythe and res orb, plus an Overlord who has the same loadout sans orb. Because 2 orbs would be silly.
That's deathstarry-er than mine, granted. Still I won't put my safety in hands of anyone with Mindshackle Scarabs. Just in case...
Pfftt MSS are perfectly safe. Now walk into that large ominous contraption over there. I promise it won't replace your flesh with metal, I swear by my Glorious Necron Overlords.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 19:37:16
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Fixture of Dakka
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A unit of 10 paladins with Draigo, Coteaz and a psykabroke-toting GK techmarine.
Either that or a fully tooled-out Necron Royal Court with Overlord, 5 Lords and 5 crypteks, all decked out to the max.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 19:38:59
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Ruthless Interrogator
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A squad of sisters sworn to my every command:-)
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EAT - SLEEP - FARM - REPEAT |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 20:58:51
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Perfect Shot Black Templar Predator Pilot
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The Deathwing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 21:00:51
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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A squadron of LRBT's
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2000pts IG. ( based on fallout US Army)
3000pts XIIth Legiones Astartes 8th Assault Company. (Pre heresy)
never in the field of human conflict, has so much been fired at so many, by so few.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions. Loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Please leave your message after the tone...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 21:08:40
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Tzeentch himself.
Failing that, Ursarkar E. Creed, and whatever his Tactical Genius needs (I will have a Baneblade hiding behind a lamp post).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 21:31:19
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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Selym wrote:Tzeentch himself.
Failing that, Ursarkar E. Creed, and whatever his Tactical Genius needs (I will have a Baneblade hiding behind a lamp post).
Maybe put a Titan behind that Baneblade?
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Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 21:34:59
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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1 member of the Adeptus Custodes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 21:45:30
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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While a host of SoB is probably the most "fun" answer
Anyone not saying Nids is just wrong about pure power (preferably genestealers, rippers or tervigons for quick number massing)
I mean yes, a bunch of paladins is amazing, and so are lychguards.
But the are FINITE, and given enough punishment they will eventually die.
A handful of nids that are 100% loyal, and you are pretty much making yourself the undisputed ruler of the world. a fully nuclear war can't stop you if they figure it out too late. (as in, after your infiltrator genestealers spread out too much)
Just make sure to mass an army and collect as much power as possible before revealing yourself as the new overlord, when they are just in the hundreds they can still be beaten by desperate measures.
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can neither confirm nor deny I lost track of what I've got right now. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/12/24 21:46:26
Subject: Something silly… Your 40k bodyguards.
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
Phoenix, AZ, USA
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20 Battle Sisters, fully kitted. Their Faith will see me through.
SJ
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“For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world.”
- Ephesians 6:12
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