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Lightking, you need to go make ONE thread, title it "Lightking's questions about fluff" and ONLY post in that thread.
You're spamming the forums with questions that are easily answered via google, it's making it aggravating to even come to these forums anymore because you are drowning out other threads.
Therion wrote: I quite enjoyed this thread. Why are you all being so harsh on LightKing?
Because he is either a jerk and a troll. Perhaps both. And he has been doing jerk/troll things for a while.
@LightKing: you are a jerk and a troll. I posted that drawing. Then you asked who were these people and I answered you back. In detail.
You keep asking stupid things and people like me keep doing research and asking your questions. I didn´t expect a "thanks", but opening this thread the day after without mentioning the answer given is quite close of calling me a liar... something you actually have done a couple of times, now that I think of it.
That or you just don´t read what other people post. If this is the case, I still see no point in showing you any form of respect.
if someone doesn't mind, can someone list all the figures in this photo left to right
in the traitors primarchs art...
how many primarchs are their in this picture
My pleasure. Awesome art, isn´t it?
It is from a book called "Collected Visions".
From left to right:
Spoiler:
Top left: three characters:
1: random Word Bearers marine with a horned helmet.
2: Erebus, the Dark Apostle, from the Word Bearers.
3: random giant Mechanicum dude with a gun in the mouth,
Guy with mechanical tentacles: Kelbor-Hal - Fabricator General of Mars, leader of the Dark Mechanicus and Lord of Mars.
Guy with a thing with skulls: Maloghurst the Twisted, of the Sons of Horus. Horus chief advisor.
Random terminator from the Sons of Horus.
Guy left to Horus: Abaddon, First Captain of the Sons of Horus.
Horus, Primarch of the Sons of Horus Legion, the Archtraitor.
The Red Angel.
Ahriman of the Thousand Sons
Random sorcerers of the Thousand Sons.
Ingethel the Ascended. An Undivided Daemon Prince, Emissary of the Gods.
Fulgrim, Primarch of the Emperor´s Children Legion.
So.... sadly there are only two Primarchs... who are slightly taller (one foot? Perhaps two feet) than the Astartes around them.
‘Your warriors will stand down and withdraw, Curze. That is an order, not a request. (…) When this campaign is won, you and I will have words’
Rogal Dorn, just before taking the beating of his life.
from The Dark King, by Graham McNeill.
Most powerful is the guy behind Horus. He almost isnt seen, but he is there. Drasto the Kin of Munch. In next HH book it will be revealed that he is behind Horus' fall and more importantly - he is father of Big E. For now he is a little big struck by grief that his game "what can grandson do to my big boy?" went a little bit extreme way. But when he comes - and he will - GW will release his stats and you will see he is most powerful. When Drasto farts, planets crumble, when Drasto roars, demons wet themself.
Of course...there is question of Munch...what if he is more powerful?
Being optimistic´s worthless if it means ignoring the suffering of this world. Worse than worthless. It´s bloody evil.
- Fiddler
UlrikDecado wrote: Most powerful is the guy behind Horus. He almost isnt seen, but he is there. Drasto the Kin of Munch. In next HH book it will be revealed that he is behind Horus' fall and more importantly - he is father of Big E. For now he is a little big struck by grief that his game "what can grandson do to my big boy?" went a little bit extreme way. But when he comes - and he will - GW will release his stats and you will see he is most powerful. When Drasto farts, planets crumble, when Drasto roars, demons wet themself.
Of course...there is question of Munch...what if he is more powerful?
UlrikDecado wrote: Most powerful is the guy behind Horus. He almost isnt seen, but he is there. Drasto the Kin of Munch. In next HH book it will be revealed that he is behind Horus' fall and more importantly - he is father of Big E. For now he is a little big struck by grief that his game "what can grandson do to my big boy?" went a little bit extreme way. But when he comes - and he will - GW will release his stats and you will see he is most powerful. When Drasto farts, planets crumble, when Drasto roars, demons wet themself.
Of course...there is question of Munch...what if he is more powerful?
Serious face?
Oh, completely. Im converted member of Mighty Drasto's Chruch. We are awaiting his return.
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Being optimistic´s worthless if it means ignoring the suffering of this world. Worse than worthless. It´s bloody evil.
- Fiddler
UlrikDecado wrote: Most powerful is the guy behind Horus. He almost isnt seen, but he is there. Drasto the Kin of Munch. In next HH book it will be revealed that he is behind Horus' fall and more importantly - he is father of Big E. For now he is a little big struck by grief that his game "what can grandson do to my big boy?" went a little bit extreme way. But when he comes - and he will - GW will release his stats and you will see he is most powerful. When Drasto farts, planets crumble, when Drasto roars, demons wet themself.
Of course...there is question of Munch...what if he is more powerful?
Serious face?
Oh, completely. Im converted member of Mighty Drasto's Chruch. We are awaiting his return.
See I honestly don't know if your joking and making a reference to something,
But what you said honestly sounds really cool.
UlrikDecado wrote: Most powerful is the guy behind Horus. He almost isnt seen, but he is there. Drasto the Kin of Munch. In next HH book it will be revealed that he is behind Horus' fall and more importantly - he is father of Big E. For now he is a little big struck by grief that his game "what can grandson do to my big boy?" went a little bit extreme way. But when he comes - and he will - GW will release his stats and you will see he is most powerful. When Drasto farts, planets crumble, when Drasto roars, demons wet themself.
Of course...there is question of Munch...what if he is more powerful?
Serious face?
Oh, completely. Im converted member of Mighty Drasto's Chruch. We are awaiting his return.
See I honestly don't know if your joking and making a reference to something,
But what you said honestly sounds really cool.
Ow, sorry mate, just joking Sometimes its difficult to recognize it through internet But maybe, someone from GW will be inspired
Being optimistic´s worthless if it means ignoring the suffering of this world. Worse than worthless. It´s bloody evil.
- Fiddler
UlrikDecado wrote: Most powerful is the guy behind Horus. He almost isnt seen, but he is there. Drasto the Kin of Munch. In next HH book it will be revealed that he is behind Horus' fall and more importantly - he is father of Big E. For now he is a little big struck by grief that his game "what can grandson do to my big boy?" went a little bit extreme way. But when he comes - and he will - GW will release his stats and you will see he is most powerful. When Drasto farts, planets crumble, when Drasto roars, demons wet themself.
Of course...there is question of Munch...what if he is more powerful?
Serious face?
Oh, completely. Im converted member of Mighty Drasto's Chruch. We are awaiting his return.
See I honestly don't know if your joking and making a reference to something,
But what you said honestly sounds really cool.
Ow, sorry mate, just joking Sometimes its difficult to recognize it through internet But maybe, someone from GW will be inspired
UlrikDecado wrote: Most powerful is the guy behind Horus. He almost isnt seen, but he is there. Drasto the Kin of Munch. In next HH book it will be revealed that he is behind Horus' fall and more importantly - he is father of Big E. For now he is a little big struck by grief that his game "what can grandson do to my big boy?" went a little bit extreme way. But when he comes - and he will - GW will release his stats and you will see he is most powerful. When Drasto farts, planets crumble, when Drasto roars, demons wet themself.
Of course...there is question of Munch...what if he is more powerful?
Serious face?
Oh, completely. Im converted member of Mighty Drasto's Chruch. We are awaiting his return.
See I honestly don't know if your joking and making a reference to something, But what you said honestly sounds really cool.
Ow, sorry mate, just joking Sometimes its difficult to recognize it through internet But maybe, someone from GW will be inspired
Great, now you just gave Ward his idea for a Chaos version of Drago.
He hops around the Imperium, sucker punching titans, tattoing his name in the hearts of chapter masters for the lulz and once stole Saint Celestine's underwear, which he then sold to an ork for exactly 41000 bottles of squig ale.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
Great, now you just gave Ward his idea for a Chaos version of Drago.
He hops around the Imperium, sucker punching titans, tattoing his name in the hearts of chapter masters for the lulz and once stole Saint Celestine's underwear, which he then sold to an ork for exactly 41000 bottles of squig ale.
Great! Everything I wanted! Chaos Draigo! ) But sad thing is that I meant it as joke and he was deadly serious...or had really evil trollface By the wax, I really like the part about Celestine's underwear and squid ale
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Being optimistic´s worthless if it means ignoring the suffering of this world. Worse than worthless. It´s bloody evil.
- Fiddler
Great, now you just gave Ward his idea for a Chaos version of Drago.
He hops around the Imperium, sucker punching titans, tattoing his name in the hearts of chapter masters for the lulz and once stole Saint Celestine's underwear, which he then sold to an ork for exactly 41000 bottles of squig ale.
Great! Everything I wanted! Chaos Draigo! ) But sad thing is that I meant it as joke and he was deadly serious...or had really evil trollface By the wax, I really like the part about Celestine's underwear and squid ale
Great, now you just gave Ward his idea for a Chaos version of Drago.
He hops around the Imperium, sucker punching titans, tattoing his name in the hearts of chapter masters for the lulz and once stole Saint Celestine's underwear, which he then sold to an ork for exactly 41000 bottles of squig ale.
Great! Everything I wanted! Chaos Draigo! ) But sad thing is that I meant it as joke and he was deadly serious...or had really evil trollface By the wax, I really like the part about Celestine's underwear and squid ale
I wAs being serious. I feel derp.
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For the record, I don't actually blame Ward for terrible fluff. The Saga of Mighty Drasto posted above was an attempt at humor.
I do think he is a terrible writer though. There's something about his style that just rubs me the wrong way. He almost reminds me of that guy who wrote Eragon.
What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
~4100
~1660
4500 
Fluff for the Fluff God! 
One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.