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Failtastic CSM:

HQ:
-Fabulous Bile [165 pts]

Troops:
-Cultists w/MoT, Autoguns, Shotgun [71 pts]
-Cultists w/MoT, Autoguns [69 pts]

Elites:
-Mutilator w/+1, MoS [122 pts]
-Mutilator w/+1, MoS [122 pts]
-Mutilator w/MoS [61 pts]

Fast Attack:
-Warp Talons w/+5, MoT, GoM [380 pts]
-Warp Talons w/+5, MoT, GoM [380 pts]
-Warp Talons w/+5, MoT, GoM [380 pts]

Total: 1750 pts
Plan: DS the Warp Talons, thus making it more likely to be tabled by the end of turn 2.

So. How bad do you think this list is?
Can you think of a worse CSM army list?
How much would you enjoy playing with/against this list?

My God... this is so terrible it's amazing. This could be incredibly fun to play against though. I'd recommend changing the squads of 10 MoT Warp Talons to squads of 15 MoS Raptors with Icon of Excess. It will be painful to get rid of. Costs less than the Warp Talons too. Case in point:


I'd also not bother with the spell familiar on the Dark Apostle. Instead, trim points to turn one of the cultist squads a maxed out MoK blob. It brings a tear to the eye when a squad of Terminators get drowned in attacks. Overall, I LOVE this list because it's terribad.

 ThePlaguedWarsmith wrote:
My God... this is so terrible it's amazing. This could be incredibly fun to play against though. I'd recommend changing the squads of 10 MoT Warp Talons to squads of 15 MoS Raptors with Icon of Excess. It will be painful to get rid of. Costs less than the Warp Talons too.

Don't worry, I'm not looking to improve this list, just make it worse

Strange, I know.

This is for the worst possible list thread? Or a tourney along those lines?

 Brother Payne wrote:
This is for the worst possible list thread? Or a tourney along those lines?

Nah, just to see how badly a list can be built, if I ever come across the chance to list-swap.

Hmm, not terribad enough. Those Helbrutes may actually kill something. I'd switch them out for 3 squads of two Mutilators each, so they start taking moral checks after only taking a single wound. Also, start them at the back edge of Deployment and give them the Mark of Slaanesh. If they successfully get into CC(LOL) alternate between Chainfists and Power Axes. You'd need to pull 66 points from somewhere, but that's the price you pay for DERPTASTIC!

Deal. Ima get to it.

The DERP is strong in this list. I approve.

If you want it to REALLY suck.... take Fabius Bile instead of the Apostle. He's so gloriously bad.

 ThePlaguedWarsmith wrote:
If you want it to REALLY suck.... take Fabius Bile instead of the Apostle. He's so gloriously bad.

Ha! Do this, then spend your spare 5 points on a single Heavy Stubber. Now you're cooking with Failsauce!

Ah, this is magic