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1. Ate up like a soup sandwich (Eat a soup sandwich and you know why) 2. Ate up from the floor up (Can be: Ate the feth up) complete dumbarse) 3. Pray and spray or spray and pray? The level of dedication of a calm insurgent 4. "Ten to the wind Airborne" 10 push ups in each cardinal direction of the compass 5. "Sign your life away" till your military you would not believe how true this is. 6. "Recruiter lied to me". STFU. The recruiter made it sound fun. The person at MEPS behind the desk is the one that corraled your arse into the MOS 7. "Corraling Tadpoles" Rubbing one off in the toilet 8. "Its a goat rope" Someone looked it up and we clarified it a bit for him and he has a new saying 9. "Even if your dad calls you son it does not mean your bright" 10. "Sharp as a pencil does not mean your head comes to a point". 11. "Singing "All by myself" while in the shower means your having quality time 12. "100 mph tape" Its green duck tape Unroll it a strip and it sounds like it took off a 100 mph" 13. "550 Cord" Why is it called 550 cord and not parachute cord. Well Hero it takes over 550 lbs to break the cord. 14. "A finger point means I have something to say. A hand point means your arse fukked up big time" 15. " Why are tracers round loaded first? (five round tracer} "Well Hero its not Halo where you have a ammo counter in your eye". ....
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
Easy E wrote: I use to have the best sayings until I took an arrow to the knee.
Kronk am I doing it right?
We're missing something.
"Do a barrel roll!" - Peppy
There.
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
"Get your hands off my you filthy casual"
"You keep talking slick with me and I'mma slap the shat out of you"
Idk even know why the first one is as funny as it is to me, but the second one comes from a prank phone call that nearly got me killed listening to it while lifting weights.
Yeah don't lift and laugh, it's dangerous.
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“Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.”
Emperor's Eagles (undergoing Chapter reorganization)
Caledonian 95th (undergoing regimental reorganization)
Thousands Sons (undergoing Warband re--- wait, are any of my 40K armies playable?)
On the subject of DS9....god that was the best trek....
"Dont worry! I have everything under control. I have the prisoners...see, first, I pretend to be their friend. And then I shoot you. [shoots confused enemy soldier]" -Garak
"IT'S JUST GOLD! USELESS, WOTHLESS, GOOOLLDD!" -Quark
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You know, I was hoping somebody was gonna call me out for that, either saying it wasn't cool or asking who said it to watch me punch a baby goat. There was a reason I didn't say "child".
Perhaps I was too obvious. Drat
Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind.
"Never trouble trouble 'till trouble troubles you" "The race is not always to the swiftest, nor the battle to the strongest... but that's the way to bet" "Friends come and go but enemies accumulate" "The mouse that has but one hole is taken quickly" "The first step on the road to wisdom is to understand you might be on the wrong track" "If every man would sweep before his own door, the city would be clean" "He that is overcautious will accomplish but very little" "Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone" "In victory, malice. In defeat, revenge. Don't get mad, get bad" "Whomever laughs last, gets the last laugh... usually." "If you're feeling good, don't worry... you'll get over it" "An optimist is a guy who hasn't had much experience" "In the final analysis you just can't beat a heart of gold"
Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
Pretre: OOOOHHHHH snap. That's like driving away from hitting a pedestrian.
Pacific:First person to Photoshop a GW store into the streets of Kabul wins the thread.
Selym: "Be true to thyself, play Chaos" - Jesus, Daemon Prince of Cegorach.
H.B.M.C: You can't lobotomise someone twice.
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Emperor's Eagles (undergoing Chapter reorganization)
Caledonian 95th (undergoing regimental reorganization)
Thousands Sons (undergoing Warband re--- wait, are any of my 40K armies playable?) 