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2014/01/31 22:15:32
Subject: if you could be...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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if you could be any one thing in the 40k universe, what would it be?
only single man things.
e.g: gretchin - dreadnought : good.
trukk - titan : bad
I would be a terminator.
because terminator= win.
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2014/01/31 22:18:04
Subject: if you could be...
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Lord Inquisitor, Ordo Hereticus.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2014/01/31 22:20:25
Subject: if you could be...
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/01/31 22:23:36
Subject: if you could be...
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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Completely in control of my mental and physical facilities, of course. I'd simply like to look like him and possess his powers, but still be independent and pursue my own agenda in the galaxy. 
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2014/01/31 22:26:01
Subject: if you could be...
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Agile Revenant Titan
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Eldrad!
Control over the galaxy (albeit a small one)? Yes please!
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I do drugs.
Mostly Plastic Crack, but I do dabble in Cardboard Cocaine. |
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2014/01/31 22:27:53
Subject: if you could be...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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2014/01/31 22:35:04
Subject: if you could be...
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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Almost fell for that one again.
I'd like to be an Ork. They seem to have the most fun.
Da bigga da betta!
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   Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2014/01/31 23:06:06
Subject: Re:if you could be...
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Savage Khorne Berserker Biker
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I would be the great and terrible Skarbrand, greater deamon of Khorne!! Entire galaxies would tremble in fear!!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!!!!!!!!
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It is the 3rd Millennium. For more than a hundred months Games Workshop has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Nottingham. It is the foremost of wargames by the will of the neckbeards, and master of a million tabletops by the might of their inexhaustible wallets. It is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with business strategies from the early Industrial Revolution Age. It is the Carrion Lord of the wargaming scene for whom a thousand veteran players are sacrificed every day, so that it may never truly die. Yet even in its deathless state, GW continues its eternal vigilance. Mighty battleforce starter-sets cross the online-store-infested miasma of the internet, the only route between distant countries, their way lit by a draconian retail trade-agreement, the legal manifestation of the GW's will. Vast armies of lawyers give battle in GW's name on uncounted websites. Greatest amongst its soldiers are the Guardians of the IP, the Legal Team, bio-engineered super-donkey-caves. Their comrades in arms are legion: the writing team and countless untested rulebooks, the ever vigilant redshirts, and the writers of White Dwarf, to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from other games, their own incompetence, Based Chinaman - and worse. To support Games Workshop in such times is to spend untold billions. It is to support the cruelest and most dickish company imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of sales discounts and Warhammer Fantasy Battle, for so much has been dropped, never to be re-published again. Forget the promise of cheaper digital content and caring about the fanbase, for in the GW HQ there is only profit-seeking, Space Marines and Sigmarines. There is no fun amongst the hobby shops, only an eternity of raging and spending, and the laughter of former employees who left GW to join better companies. |
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2014/01/31 23:19:30
Subject: if you could be...
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Adeptus Soritas undergarment.
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 Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2014/01/31 23:24:16
Subject: if you could be...
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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A hair shirt?
I would think life would be incredibly uncomfortable. Also, the whole flagellant lifestyle, you might find yourself getting the gak beat out of you on a daily basis.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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2014/01/31 23:33:55
Subject: if you could be...
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Agile Revenant Titan
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Not in the new book! Apparently gw doesnt like the vibe of people playing with dead or soon to be dead characters, and so completely removed that from his fluff.
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I do drugs.
Mostly Plastic Crack, but I do dabble in Cardboard Cocaine. |
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2014/01/31 23:41:02
Subject: if you could be...
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Poisonous Kroot Headhunter
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Tau Shas'O with a XV22 stealth suit, let's fight the war in day glow coloured communist fun.
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2014/02/01 00:09:39
Subject: if you could be...
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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Chaos spawn.
I'm a gambling man.
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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2014/02/01 00:18:56
Subject: if you could be...
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Probably Ghazzy. Or Badrukk. Or a Daemon so I'd be Immortal
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2014/02/01 00:19:36
Subject: if you could be...
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Perfect Shot Black Templar Predator Pilot
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Considering it's the 41st millennium, and the Orks are the only people having fun, and the biggest and richest ones even more so, I'd probably want to be a Bad Moon Warboss, with tons of gold and a 5-barreled shoota.
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2014/02/01 00:54:24
Subject: if you could be...
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
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I'd vote for being a Daemon of some sort.
Not Nurgle though... His minions are rather rank 
Maybe something of Tzeentch. Lord of Change? Make people explode or turn them into Spawn?
Actually, I would like to be Doombreed. Just cause, DOOMBREED.
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Life: An incomprehensible, endless circle of involuntary self-destruction.
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2014/02/01 01:42:13
Subject: if you could be...
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Fresh-Faced New User
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I would be Trazyn.
Haters gonna hate.
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2014/02/01 02:05:30
Subject: if you could be...
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Fresh-Faced New User
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He does cocaine and his head's on fire!
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2014/02/01 02:17:15
Subject: if you could be...
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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I wouldn't want to be there.
That said, probably some Farseer or whatever.
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2014/02/01 02:30:20
Subject: if you could be...
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Here you go 
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2014/02/01 02:39:53
Subject: Re:if you could be...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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if I see that image again im reporting it.
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2014/02/01 02:43:25
Subject: if you could be...
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Major
Fortress of Solitude
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I'd be the cron who oversees the celestial orrery,
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Celesticon 2013 Warhammer 40k Tournament- Best General
Sydney August 2014 Warhammer 40k Tournament-Best General |
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2014/02/01 03:02:37
Subject: Re:if you could be...
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion
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A High Lord of terra...
they proably live pretty comfortable lives
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Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two |
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2014/02/01 04:38:40
Subject: if you could be...
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Ancient Venerable Dark Angels Dreadnought
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Daemon Prince of Slaanesh. Immortality and infinite respawns combined with my own private empire with an army of CSM's, cultists, and daemons sounds pretty good.
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“There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.”
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2014/02/01 04:52:09
Subject: if you could be...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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The Emperor
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2014/02/01 05:13:58
Subject: if you could be...
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Major
Fortress of Solitude
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Really? You would want to be a rotting corpse constantly tortured and attacked by the raging tides of the warp?
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Celesticon 2013 Warhammer 40k Tournament- Best General
Sydney August 2014 Warhammer 40k Tournament-Best General |
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2014/02/01 05:16:00
Subject: if you could be...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Corpse God*
Plus I get to drink the souls of thousands of pyskers every day
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2014/02/01 05:22:42
Subject: if you could be...
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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evilsponge wrote:Corpse God*
Plus I get to drink the souls of thousands of pyskers every day
blood tastes metallic. like sucking on a piece of iron. have fun with that.
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2014/02/01 05:31:53
Subject: Re:if you could be...
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
Missouri
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Probably an ork, because if you're stuck in a world where there is only war then you might as well have fun.
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 Desubot wrote:Why isnt Slut Wars: The Sexpocalypse a real game dammit.
"It's easier to change the rules than to get good at the game." |
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2014/02/01 05:41:12
Subject: if you could be...
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Whatever, have fun being a lowly mortal crying out to me for salvation, but I'll just look down at you and whisper "no..."
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3000 points 
